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Fandom Radio, Friday, May 25, 2007
"So much for getting rid of the squirrels for good. This is Hades, God of the Dead, Lord of the Underworld, Disneyworld, Paris (they're all the same to me) here on WTFH Fandom radio. All pirate, all the time. Except tonight. Eyepatches don't look good on me and I'm not big on parrots.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
Guess what? The school blew up. But that's okay, because they're still rebuilding it. It'll be new and shiny and possible get rid of that asbestos problem we'd been hiding. The kid with the gloves who's actually in town brought Xander coffee and doughnuts. Nobody brings me coffee and doughnuts. Not that I need to eat, but y'know, can't a god enjoy coffee and doughnuts every once in a while?
Anyway, the cafeteria was empty because you kids hate food or the Chef smells or something. The library was open but no one cared. It's Friday. Who the heck wants to be cooped up on a Friday? Apparently some little gremlins, and I don't mean that in the literal sense, like being cooped up on Saturday. Panther Kid, Hermy, Keladry, Ponytail and The Fairest Winchester of Them All have detention with those guys who run the weird shop in town. You know what I'm talking about.
Mechanics covered engines and then uncovered them to work on them. And apparently Chad used the old "I can't work on my model because I got stabbed" excuse to get out of class. The kid got stabbed? This is the tall, burly guy, right? Yeesh. Must've been a scuffle.
Flight and Flying with dear old Scar learned about X-Wings. I'm sure it was actually more exciting than these notes tell me it was. Let's see if I can spice it up a little, use some of that old Hades gift of the gab. The wannabe pilots might've been in the simulator, but it was a simulated asteroid field! Don't know what an asteroid field looks like? Watch Space Battles. And the flew in a trench! And got shot at with lasers! And tried to beat Scar's record! And failed! And New John and Gavin talked about flying! And I can't stop using verbal exclamation marks! Help! Make it stop!
Oh hey, there's a masked madman in the woods. That's not something that I should've known about or anything. I wonder if Zoe knows. Hah, if she doesn't and she's hearing about this now? Boy are you guys in trouble. The Underworld hath no fury like a pregnant, gun-toting Principal scorned.
I'll bring the popcorn.
School Life: The Stuff Without Class, Like You Guys
Down Abominable Snowlivingroom way, Visa and The Great Namingo watched TV shows about knives. Girls and knives. That's gonna end well. Hah, then Seely brought flowers and picked Visa up for a date. Again, that's gonna end well.
One of the turtles, the orange one, wrote a letter home in Curupira, Ami and Deadpool's favorite lesbian woke up in Sphinx boggling over being a princess and a cat. Role-playing? John and Aeryn who won't just leave already defiled the roof. I don't wanna know how. My memory is infinite mostly and that's a mental image I don't want. And look, another punk who just won't leave. Conner with an ER wandered around looking like a lost puppy. Or maybe he was looking for a lost puppy. Oh, no, masked killer. Small difference there. He asked Shawn about an attack earlier in the week and hahaha, this has been going on all week? You guys are, as they say, frelled beyond comprehension. Malibu Stacy got dragged into the 'let's stop the serial killer' mess. Is he actually a killer if no one's dead yet? Is anyone dead yet? I'm gonna be annoyed if there was death and no one let me in on the gossip. Apparently Fandom Idol thought she killed the masked madman, but no, it was only attempted murder according to Ponytail's sister. Billy got in on the action, Conner and Surfer Girl thought about sitting this one out, that's the spirit! And Isabel, formerly known as Herman's girlfriend, got a phone call.
As usual, the goat suckers were up to no good. Carol wrote and looked at the fire or fired and looked at some writing. I don't care. Gavin who needs a nickname talked about Flying and home and I think the squirrel fell asleep from boredom at that point. Izzy livened up the conversation by talking about attacks - so very busted - and cheap horror movies. Then she told Janie about Memorial Day and the Fourth of July. You all still have workshops. Suckers. Carol and Janie made a date at the bakery because nothing says 'kiss me' like baked goods like a danish stuck in your teeth. Gavin who's now Gary and Janie talked about flying, blah blah blah, Steve Peter wants to take Carol and Gary on a road trip, Steve Peter and Janie are related still or something and Charlie decided to crash the party.
Over at the cabin named after the most mythical creature of all, the Platypus, Annie made s'mores. Turtle, THE, not A, came by with candles and called a truce. I missed a fight? Curse you, Doctor Phil and your addictive show. I miss everything. Dick came by for free food and the two female blondes talked about the attacks. Hi Zoe.
The Littlest Halliwell had that big ol' book he never gets rid of. And hot chocolate. Apparently that's important when you hog the main campfire all day. Savannah who's now known as Woodland or Woody for short wanted to know...something. I lost my place while being a smart alec. Hang on. Aha! She wanted to let Chris know that she has "people" working on the problem. How very helpful of you. Do you twirl batons too? Michael Bolton-Halliwell wants reveeeeenge! And there's something about near slips of the tongue but I'm told it's not dirty, thank you. Littlest and Michael Bolton talk about that big ol' book and trade places for a while. Woody and the Mac half of Mac and Cheese talked about victims and things they have in common. Well, they have being victims in common. Aha! Apparently the masked madman has a name. Jason! Wait, that's it? Jason? Jason the Homicidal Maniac. Sounds like a comic. Surfer Girl wants reveeeeenge! And Woody's overreacting and wants to blow things up. You just got here. This can't irritate you nearly enough to want to blow things up yet unless you have a really short fuse. Pun intended. Eve got her groove back, Dean explained to Woody how to not be stupid when dealing with evil things, Michael Bolton dragged Dean into the whole mess as bait then connected the dots on Jason the Homicidal Maniac, Conner decides that running around is better than reading and the newest Halliwell talked with Michael Bolton-Halliwell about options. Surfer Girl and Conner talk about things that work and don't work and...that pretty much sums it up.
Seely and Visa came back from their date in one piece which is more than I can say for most people, like Malibu Stacy and her duuude who piggybacked her back to Kraken. I'd comment, but I've been 'kraken' jokes all night.
Oh hey, here's a distraction from a bad pun that fell flat - new cheerleaders! The Newest Halliwell, the orange turtle, Ami and Woody all got on the squad. To the rest of you? You weren't good enough. Try the chess club.
Town: Grievous Bodily Harm, Bad Poetry and a Rummage Sale!
Mel and Zuko who need no introduction went on patrol together. Nobody was in need of a stiff drink at Lucy's or Caritas. Post Office was open for all your stamp and packing tape needs, like Isabel who dropped off a letter. Michael Bolton-Halliwell waited for people at the Perk. Billy offered his mad skills to the team, then gossiped with Shawn about the stuff Zoe doesn't know about yet. I'm sure they gossiped in a manly way. Can't say for sure about Shawn and Michael Bolton-Halliwell's gossip though. It's the hair thing that throws it off. Billy and Surfer Girl talked about helplessness. The brothers grim looked over newsclippings. Woody was all gung-ho, Surfer Girl was talky and Malibu Stacy brought some moxie to the team. I'll be happy if I never use the terms 'Malibu Stacy' and 'moxie' in the same sentence ever again. Then Ponytail's sister got there and got sucked into the whole charade. Groovy Tunes was open, but not a whole lot was going on.
A Dixon Hill movie was playing for Seely and Visa. In the meantime, Wilson and Pha..., no Lucy stargazed. Surfer Girl was predictably at the beach, Chad came to tell her the latest gossip about Jason the Homicidal Maniac, Stanley the guy who likes to pick at your brains swung by and Surfer Girl offered to teach the frog to surf. Take photos.
Book Haven was open, Annie dropped in acting a little weird and talking about her kitty and the abandoned shack, Luke's and the Magic Box were open.
The clinic was booming with business, possibly due to there being a crazy wannabe killer on the loose and no one fessing up, because no one's ever seen a horror movie before apparently. Gwynn was in, so were Phoebe and Anders, Surfer Girl came to visit and Conner with an ER asked Doctor Troy how many people have been in the ER.
Pretty much the same old thing at night, Gwynn was there, Phoebe, Anders and Bel commandeered a room, Natalie was beaten to her shift by a kid half her age, Dean was brought in because he makes good bait - more on that later - and brotherly love won in the end.
Hmmm rummage sale or sending a psycho back home? Decisions, decisions. Let's go the rummage sale.
Rummage sale! Rummage sale? Rummage sale! Mountie, Crash'n'Burn, Annie and Hermy mingled like mingling things that mingle. Emma of the scantily clad outfits sold Hermy a copy of the Kama Sutra, Evie sold some clothes and kissed Ponytail, Izzy talked to Steve Peter about flying, clothes and road trips and Crash, Hotel Woman, Janie, Flower and Charlie all looked at clothes.
Women.
Crash sold some electronics which Mountie, Janie and Ponytail came looking for. Gary and Annie looked for jewelry, Ponytail tried to sell a paper-mache wildebeest and some driftwood, Janie looked for weapons and then Ponytail tried to get himself a mail-order bride. Hermy and Charlie protested. Don't worry, not even a mail-order bride is that desperate.
Over in the Preserve, you know, where I live and where the entire student body is spending most of its time, it's Jason-hunting time! Dawn, Molly, Buffy and Abigail were looking for trouble in all the wrong places. Dean and Malibu Stacy played the bait role they were roped into doing, Billy and Liz were the first line of defense. Guess they didn't do so well, because Woody and Eve were next up with their magic and glitter and possibly short skirts. Apparently not magical short skirts, because Jason made it out to the last line of defense, Halliwells x3 plus Katara to send old Jason the Homicidal Maniac back into the ocean where he can torment the fish and dolphins and little starfish.
And that's it! I'm outta here. There's a weekend. Try not to mess it up. See you on Monday. I'll be the guy standing there with the flaming hair and the popcorn laughing at each and every one of you. Night, night Fandom. Check under the bed before you go to sleep."
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
Guess what? The school blew up. But that's okay, because they're still rebuilding it. It'll be new and shiny and possible get rid of that asbestos problem we'd been hiding. The kid with the gloves who's actually in town brought Xander coffee and doughnuts. Nobody brings me coffee and doughnuts. Not that I need to eat, but y'know, can't a god enjoy coffee and doughnuts every once in a while?
Anyway, the cafeteria was empty because you kids hate food or the Chef smells or something. The library was open but no one cared. It's Friday. Who the heck wants to be cooped up on a Friday? Apparently some little gremlins, and I don't mean that in the literal sense, like being cooped up on Saturday. Panther Kid, Hermy, Keladry, Ponytail and The Fairest Winchester of Them All have detention with those guys who run the weird shop in town. You know what I'm talking about.
Mechanics covered engines and then uncovered them to work on them. And apparently Chad used the old "I can't work on my model because I got stabbed" excuse to get out of class. The kid got stabbed? This is the tall, burly guy, right? Yeesh. Must've been a scuffle.
Flight and Flying with dear old Scar learned about X-Wings. I'm sure it was actually more exciting than these notes tell me it was. Let's see if I can spice it up a little, use some of that old Hades gift of the gab. The wannabe pilots might've been in the simulator, but it was a simulated asteroid field! Don't know what an asteroid field looks like? Watch Space Battles. And the flew in a trench! And got shot at with lasers! And tried to beat Scar's record! And failed! And New John and Gavin talked about flying! And I can't stop using verbal exclamation marks! Help! Make it stop!
Oh hey, there's a masked madman in the woods. That's not something that I should've known about or anything. I wonder if Zoe knows. Hah, if she doesn't and she's hearing about this now? Boy are you guys in trouble. The Underworld hath no fury like a pregnant, gun-toting Principal scorned.
I'll bring the popcorn.
School Life: The Stuff Without Class, Like You Guys
Down Abominable Snowlivingroom way, Visa and The Great Namingo watched TV shows about knives. Girls and knives. That's gonna end well. Hah, then Seely brought flowers and picked Visa up for a date. Again, that's gonna end well.
One of the turtles, the orange one, wrote a letter home in Curupira, Ami and Deadpool's favorite lesbian woke up in Sphinx boggling over being a princess and a cat. Role-playing? John and Aeryn who won't just leave already defiled the roof. I don't wanna know how. My memory is infinite mostly and that's a mental image I don't want. And look, another punk who just won't leave. Conner with an ER wandered around looking like a lost puppy. Or maybe he was looking for a lost puppy. Oh, no, masked killer. Small difference there. He asked Shawn about an attack earlier in the week and hahaha, this has been going on all week? You guys are, as they say, frelled beyond comprehension. Malibu Stacy got dragged into the 'let's stop the serial killer' mess. Is he actually a killer if no one's dead yet? Is anyone dead yet? I'm gonna be annoyed if there was death and no one let me in on the gossip. Apparently Fandom Idol thought she killed the masked madman, but no, it was only attempted murder according to Ponytail's sister. Billy got in on the action, Conner and Surfer Girl thought about sitting this one out, that's the spirit! And Isabel, formerly known as Herman's girlfriend, got a phone call.
As usual, the goat suckers were up to no good. Carol wrote and looked at the fire or fired and looked at some writing. I don't care. Gavin who needs a nickname talked about Flying and home and I think the squirrel fell asleep from boredom at that point. Izzy livened up the conversation by talking about attacks - so very busted - and cheap horror movies. Then she told Janie about Memorial Day and the Fourth of July. You all still have workshops. Suckers. Carol and Janie made a date at the bakery because nothing says 'kiss me' like baked goods like a danish stuck in your teeth. Gavin who's now Gary and Janie talked about flying, blah blah blah, Steve Peter wants to take Carol and Gary on a road trip, Steve Peter and Janie are related still or something and Charlie decided to crash the party.
Over at the cabin named after the most mythical creature of all, the Platypus, Annie made s'mores. Turtle, THE, not A, came by with candles and called a truce. I missed a fight? Curse you, Doctor Phil and your addictive show. I miss everything. Dick came by for free food and the two female blondes talked about the attacks. Hi Zoe.
The Littlest Halliwell had that big ol' book he never gets rid of. And hot chocolate. Apparently that's important when you hog the main campfire all day. Savannah who's now known as Woodland or Woody for short wanted to know...something. I lost my place while being a smart alec. Hang on. Aha! She wanted to let Chris know that she has "people" working on the problem. How very helpful of you. Do you twirl batons too? Michael Bolton-Halliwell wants reveeeeenge! And there's something about near slips of the tongue but I'm told it's not dirty, thank you. Littlest and Michael Bolton talk about that big ol' book and trade places for a while. Woody and the Mac half of Mac and Cheese talked about victims and things they have in common. Well, they have being victims in common. Aha! Apparently the masked madman has a name. Jason! Wait, that's it? Jason? Jason the Homicidal Maniac. Sounds like a comic. Surfer Girl wants reveeeeenge! And Woody's overreacting and wants to blow things up. You just got here. This can't irritate you nearly enough to want to blow things up yet unless you have a really short fuse. Pun intended. Eve got her groove back, Dean explained to Woody how to not be stupid when dealing with evil things, Michael Bolton dragged Dean into the whole mess as bait then connected the dots on Jason the Homicidal Maniac, Conner decides that running around is better than reading and the newest Halliwell talked with Michael Bolton-Halliwell about options. Surfer Girl and Conner talk about things that work and don't work and...that pretty much sums it up.
Seely and Visa came back from their date in one piece which is more than I can say for most people, like Malibu Stacy and her duuude who piggybacked her back to Kraken. I'd comment, but I've been 'kraken' jokes all night.
Oh hey, here's a distraction from a bad pun that fell flat - new cheerleaders! The Newest Halliwell, the orange turtle, Ami and Woody all got on the squad. To the rest of you? You weren't good enough. Try the chess club.
Town: Grievous Bodily Harm, Bad Poetry and a Rummage Sale!
Mel and Zuko who need no introduction went on patrol together. Nobody was in need of a stiff drink at Lucy's or Caritas. Post Office was open for all your stamp and packing tape needs, like Isabel who dropped off a letter. Michael Bolton-Halliwell waited for people at the Perk. Billy offered his mad skills to the team, then gossiped with Shawn about the stuff Zoe doesn't know about yet. I'm sure they gossiped in a manly way. Can't say for sure about Shawn and Michael Bolton-Halliwell's gossip though. It's the hair thing that throws it off. Billy and Surfer Girl talked about helplessness. The brothers grim looked over newsclippings. Woody was all gung-ho, Surfer Girl was talky and Malibu Stacy brought some moxie to the team. I'll be happy if I never use the terms 'Malibu Stacy' and 'moxie' in the same sentence ever again. Then Ponytail's sister got there and got sucked into the whole charade. Groovy Tunes was open, but not a whole lot was going on.
A Dixon Hill movie was playing for Seely and Visa. In the meantime, Wilson and Pha..., no Lucy stargazed. Surfer Girl was predictably at the beach, Chad came to tell her the latest gossip about Jason the Homicidal Maniac, Stanley the guy who likes to pick at your brains swung by and Surfer Girl offered to teach the frog to surf. Take photos.
Book Haven was open, Annie dropped in acting a little weird and talking about her kitty and the abandoned shack, Luke's and the Magic Box were open.
The clinic was booming with business, possibly due to there being a crazy wannabe killer on the loose and no one fessing up, because no one's ever seen a horror movie before apparently. Gwynn was in, so were Phoebe and Anders, Surfer Girl came to visit and Conner with an ER asked Doctor Troy how many people have been in the ER.
Pretty much the same old thing at night, Gwynn was there, Phoebe, Anders and Bel commandeered a room, Natalie was beaten to her shift by a kid half her age, Dean was brought in because he makes good bait - more on that later - and brotherly love won in the end.
Hmmm rummage sale or sending a psycho back home? Decisions, decisions. Let's go the rummage sale.
Rummage sale! Rummage sale? Rummage sale! Mountie, Crash'n'Burn, Annie and Hermy mingled like mingling things that mingle. Emma of the scantily clad outfits sold Hermy a copy of the Kama Sutra, Evie sold some clothes and kissed Ponytail, Izzy talked to Steve Peter about flying, clothes and road trips and Crash, Hotel Woman, Janie, Flower and Charlie all looked at clothes.
Women.
Crash sold some electronics which Mountie, Janie and Ponytail came looking for. Gary and Annie looked for jewelry, Ponytail tried to sell a paper-mache wildebeest and some driftwood, Janie looked for weapons and then Ponytail tried to get himself a mail-order bride. Hermy and Charlie protested. Don't worry, not even a mail-order bride is that desperate.
Over in the Preserve, you know, where I live and where the entire student body is spending most of its time, it's Jason-hunting time! Dawn, Molly, Buffy and Abigail were looking for trouble in all the wrong places. Dean and Malibu Stacy played the bait role they were roped into doing, Billy and Liz were the first line of defense. Guess they didn't do so well, because Woody and Eve were next up with their magic and glitter and possibly short skirts. Apparently not magical short skirts, because Jason made it out to the last line of defense, Halliwells x3 plus Katara to send old Jason the Homicidal Maniac back into the ocean where he can torment the fish and dolphins and little starfish.
And that's it! I'm outta here. There's a weekend. Try not to mess it up. See you on Monday. I'll be the guy standing there with the flaming hair and the popcorn laughing at each and every one of you. Night, night Fandom. Check under the bed before you go to sleep."
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[*loves muchly*]
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And she definitely liked Surfer Girl better than stripper.
[OOC: You rule!]
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while his mun was in Disney World.He was glad that the creep had been stopped before someone had gotten killed. Next time, Adam would make sure he'd be around to help out.
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