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Fandom Radio, Sunday, October 6th
Jessica: Hey, everyone. This is Jessica Drew, representing the Fandom High Student Council, reporting all of the news from yesterday to the people of Fandom and their families. I hope you'll be able to join us at brunch in the park this morning, shortly after this broadcast.
Miles: Do I have to tag along with you there, too?
Jessica: Yep! Introduce yourself so we can get started.
Miles: I'm Miles Morales. Jessica's captive this weekend.
Jessica: You weren't before, but I am Student Council President. I can issue an executive order to put you into Student Council Jail.
Miles: You don't really have that, do you?
Jessica: Nah, the best we've got is the shame corner of the studio where the squirrels will just tsk at you for a couple minutes. And now the news!
It's probably not a big surprise that a lot of teachers had office hours today. This included Josh and his guest Sam, who discussed the government shut down because of course they're on top of current political events. Anakin was relieved that things were... back to normal, let's say, before he had to deal with any parents.
Miles: What do you mean 'back to normal?'
Jessica: You could not pay me enough to tell you that. Anyway, Tonraq visited Anakin to ask after Korra. Riley had to deal with his rambling guest, Ben, before Rilla's housekeeper Susan came by to talk about her and the war.
Miles: What war.
Jessica: One you learned about in history class. There's time travel, it's complicated.
Miles: This one says something about a guy named Batman sitting in his office with the lights off.
Jessica: You wouldn't expect his lights to be on, would you?
Miles: And DOCTOR DOOM???
Jessica: Alternate universes, too. He had AU slave versions of himself chanting his own name.
Miles: And I thought Reed Richards was bad.
Jessica: Seriously, alternate universes, kid. A guy named Chris wanted to talk to Double D about Jim, but what he mostly got was the sense that the Doc is strange. Hannibal was reading, Herc was letting his sleeping dog lie, Pinkie had a parents party, and Clint cleaned his arrows while his brother Barney hung out.
Miles: Clint? As in...
Jessica: Yep.
Miles: But not...
Jessica: Nope.
Miles: Gotcha.
Jessica: I doubt the audience did. Chris showed up there, too, and found out that Jim really hadn't been expelled yet, against all odds. Susan also popped in, and Clint had nothing but good things to say about her.
Miles: So let me see if we get this right. You get on the radio every day and tell people what everyone was up to.
Jessica: Not everything. Just whatever the squirrels see and write down.
Miles: The same squirrels who would shame me in the corner.
Jessica: I'm pretty sure some of them are production staff, but pretty much.
Miles: So you're doing this crazy thing in this crazy place and I'm the one who needs lectures about using my potential?
Jessica: I know it sounds weird, but yes.
Miles: You're nuts.
Jessica: I did bring you in here, so you're probably right. Over in the dorms, Raleigh had a cereal and pop-tart breakfast in the third floor common room. When Theo came in for food, they ended up talking about fire in the dorms, scary roommates, and the past week.
Miles: Which we will not discuss in specifics.
Jessica: Nope. Raleigh's brother Yancy also popped in for some brotherly teasing and wrestling.
Miles: And now we have the town notes.
Jessica: You're seriously taking them?
Miles: Your fault. You brought me here. Dean was sleeping in his loft when Priestly and Tish found a guy named Cas watching Dean sleep. Once Dean woke up, there was apparently a very nice reunion.
Jessica: If it happened on Friday, it would have gone much differently.
Miles: WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK?
Jessica: Classified.
Miles: Hannibal was at the Arms Hotel, making a meal for Sparkle, who apparently likes this weekend about as much as I do.
Jessica: You can leave anytime.
Miles: You know I can't.
Jessica: Yeah, I do know.
Miles: Topher was filling out college applications at ... Stark Industries? Really?
Jessica: And you'll be there with me after the brunch. April was on the phone with somebody named Orin at Mooby Land, but she couldn't convince him to come to town.
Miles: I came across the Causeway and... how much do we say?
Jessica: We caught up with each other since we haven't seen each other in months. Dani and the horses both took it easy at the Gig. Nikolai was busy as a bee, working the phones at The Arms when Hannibal checked in for the meal mentioned earlier.
It was a busy day at the Boards while Jono worked on the cast list for an upcoming production, only to be interrupted by Sheila and David freaking Bowie stopping by.
Miles: Who's David Bowie?
Jessica: Famous singer from way before we were born. I mostly know him from Little Drummer Boy, if I'm being honest. Jono also got a call from Natalie and he told her that the pollen had stopped.
Miles: Does that have something to do with the stuff last week?
Jessica: No?
Miles: I'm going to get the truth before the end of these notes. I promise this, Jessica Drew. Anyway, Hannibal brought Jono some food and advised him to rest up a little.
Jessica: Over at Sushi Station, Logan and Kitty talked about his impression of the island, which was somehow not, 'Hey, I'm an island.'
Miles: And Logan and Kitty...
Jessica: Hush, I'm trying to distract you from that. 'I'm an island, I do magic.' And then Clint came in and Kitty asked about his brother's visit.
Miles: Flick and his guest, Gwendolyn, snarked at each other on the beach.
Jessica: At Caritas, April was accepting stories as payment for drinks. Jono told April about his time with David Bowie and portal concert tours, and Clint sat down with Logan and got some scary stories about why he shouldn't break any hearts. And if this Logan is the Logan that I think he is, and the Logan is like the Logan I'm aware of, that's gonna be pretty scary.
Miles: You lost me.
Jessica: Invest in a GPS app on your phone. And rounding things out, there was a Sock Hop at the Community Center, brought to you by the Student Council.
Miles: Shameless plug.
Jessica: Shhh. There were socks available at the door, but most people skipped the box of socks for the food and drink table. Gert betrayed our friendship by judging the sock hop, which her friend Nico agreed with.
Miles: I agree, too.
Jessica: That's okay. We don't have to be friends. I'm your mentor.
Miles: You gonna teach me how to put together a sock hop?
Jessica: If you push me? Yes, I absolutely will. Cecil had a conversation with a strange man in a suit, trying to bring the guy whatever kind of snacks he might want. The guy wasn't having anything and he eventually took off.
Miles: Karolina was hanging out by the food when Nico - Gert's friend - came over because they apparently know each other. And then I guess there was some mingling away from the food.
Jessica: Jim was watching out for people over by a wall when Karolina wandered by and heard about how Jim's great week was ruined yesterday by his military guest. She wasn't up for his stories of kiss and tell from the week that was, so they talked about his past relationship stuff
Miles: Wait, kiss and tell last week?
Jessica: What? No.
Miles: Did something--?
Jessica: No.
Miles: Did you--?
Jessica: I'm not answering any questions.
Miles: I don't even know what happened, but I really don't want to think--
Jessica: Then don't. Don't think. About anything.
Miles: I'm going to read the next note while looking away from you because I think things just got weird in here. Sam teased Josh about moving from working for the President to chaperoning a sock hop. And Chris seemed to be judging Jim long-range, then April came by to hit on him. So is last week still happening?
Jessica: Thank god, no.
Miles: Good. I don't want to have to explain anything to my dad. Anyway, Chris shot her down.
Jessica: And then Karolina approached Chris about being a weekend-ruiner for Jim, stepping up to defend him as a good friend.
Miles: And that's the end of our notes.
Jessica: Go to the brunch, everyone. There's food.
Miles: And see if you can distract Jessica so I can escape and not have to be lectured for ten minutes.
Jessica: Not happening, kid With great power....
*click*
Miles: Do I have to tag along with you there, too?
Jessica: Yep! Introduce yourself so we can get started.
Miles: I'm Miles Morales. Jessica's captive this weekend.
Jessica: You weren't before, but I am Student Council President. I can issue an executive order to put you into Student Council Jail.
Miles: You don't really have that, do you?
Jessica: Nah, the best we've got is the shame corner of the studio where the squirrels will just tsk at you for a couple minutes. And now the news!
It's probably not a big surprise that a lot of teachers had office hours today. This included Josh and his guest Sam, who discussed the government shut down because of course they're on top of current political events. Anakin was relieved that things were... back to normal, let's say, before he had to deal with any parents.
Miles: What do you mean 'back to normal?'
Jessica: You could not pay me enough to tell you that. Anyway, Tonraq visited Anakin to ask after Korra. Riley had to deal with his rambling guest, Ben, before Rilla's housekeeper Susan came by to talk about her and the war.
Miles: What war.
Jessica: One you learned about in history class. There's time travel, it's complicated.
Miles: This one says something about a guy named Batman sitting in his office with the lights off.
Jessica: You wouldn't expect his lights to be on, would you?
Miles: And DOCTOR DOOM???
Jessica: Alternate universes, too. He had AU slave versions of himself chanting his own name.
Miles: And I thought Reed Richards was bad.
Jessica: Seriously, alternate universes, kid. A guy named Chris wanted to talk to Double D about Jim, but what he mostly got was the sense that the Doc is strange. Hannibal was reading, Herc was letting his sleeping dog lie, Pinkie had a parents party, and Clint cleaned his arrows while his brother Barney hung out.
Miles: Clint? As in...
Jessica: Yep.
Miles: But not...
Jessica: Nope.
Miles: Gotcha.
Jessica: I doubt the audience did. Chris showed up there, too, and found out that Jim really hadn't been expelled yet, against all odds. Susan also popped in, and Clint had nothing but good things to say about her.
Miles: So let me see if we get this right. You get on the radio every day and tell people what everyone was up to.
Jessica: Not everything. Just whatever the squirrels see and write down.
Miles: The same squirrels who would shame me in the corner.
Jessica: I'm pretty sure some of them are production staff, but pretty much.
Miles: So you're doing this crazy thing in this crazy place and I'm the one who needs lectures about using my potential?
Jessica: I know it sounds weird, but yes.
Miles: You're nuts.
Jessica: I did bring you in here, so you're probably right. Over in the dorms, Raleigh had a cereal and pop-tart breakfast in the third floor common room. When Theo came in for food, they ended up talking about fire in the dorms, scary roommates, and the past week.
Miles: Which we will not discuss in specifics.
Jessica: Nope. Raleigh's brother Yancy also popped in for some brotherly teasing and wrestling.
Miles: And now we have the town notes.
Jessica: You're seriously taking them?
Miles: Your fault. You brought me here. Dean was sleeping in his loft when Priestly and Tish found a guy named Cas watching Dean sleep. Once Dean woke up, there was apparently a very nice reunion.
Jessica: If it happened on Friday, it would have gone much differently.
Miles: WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK?
Jessica: Classified.
Miles: Hannibal was at the Arms Hotel, making a meal for Sparkle, who apparently likes this weekend about as much as I do.
Jessica: You can leave anytime.
Miles: You know I can't.
Jessica: Yeah, I do know.
Miles: Topher was filling out college applications at ... Stark Industries? Really?
Jessica: And you'll be there with me after the brunch. April was on the phone with somebody named Orin at Mooby Land, but she couldn't convince him to come to town.
Miles: I came across the Causeway and... how much do we say?
Jessica: We caught up with each other since we haven't seen each other in months. Dani and the horses both took it easy at the Gig. Nikolai was busy as a bee, working the phones at The Arms when Hannibal checked in for the meal mentioned earlier.
It was a busy day at the Boards while Jono worked on the cast list for an upcoming production, only to be interrupted by Sheila and David freaking Bowie stopping by.
Miles: Who's David Bowie?
Jessica: Famous singer from way before we were born. I mostly know him from Little Drummer Boy, if I'm being honest. Jono also got a call from Natalie and he told her that the pollen had stopped.
Miles: Does that have something to do with the stuff last week?
Jessica: No?
Miles: I'm going to get the truth before the end of these notes. I promise this, Jessica Drew. Anyway, Hannibal brought Jono some food and advised him to rest up a little.
Jessica: Over at Sushi Station, Logan and Kitty talked about his impression of the island, which was somehow not, 'Hey, I'm an island.'
Miles: And Logan and Kitty...
Jessica: Hush, I'm trying to distract you from that. 'I'm an island, I do magic.' And then Clint came in and Kitty asked about his brother's visit.
Miles: Flick and his guest, Gwendolyn, snarked at each other on the beach.
Jessica: At Caritas, April was accepting stories as payment for drinks. Jono told April about his time with David Bowie and portal concert tours, and Clint sat down with Logan and got some scary stories about why he shouldn't break any hearts. And if this Logan is the Logan that I think he is, and the Logan is like the Logan I'm aware of, that's gonna be pretty scary.
Miles: You lost me.
Jessica: Invest in a GPS app on your phone. And rounding things out, there was a Sock Hop at the Community Center, brought to you by the Student Council.
Miles: Shameless plug.
Jessica: Shhh. There were socks available at the door, but most people skipped the box of socks for the food and drink table. Gert betrayed our friendship by judging the sock hop, which her friend Nico agreed with.
Miles: I agree, too.
Jessica: That's okay. We don't have to be friends. I'm your mentor.
Miles: You gonna teach me how to put together a sock hop?
Jessica: If you push me? Yes, I absolutely will. Cecil had a conversation with a strange man in a suit, trying to bring the guy whatever kind of snacks he might want. The guy wasn't having anything and he eventually took off.
Miles: Karolina was hanging out by the food when Nico - Gert's friend - came over because they apparently know each other. And then I guess there was some mingling away from the food.
Jessica: Jim was watching out for people over by a wall when Karolina wandered by and heard about how Jim's great week was ruined yesterday by his military guest. She wasn't up for his stories of kiss and tell from the week that was, so they talked about his past relationship stuff
Miles: Wait, kiss and tell last week?
Jessica: What? No.
Miles: Did something--?
Jessica: No.
Miles: Did you--?
Jessica: I'm not answering any questions.
Miles: I don't even know what happened, but I really don't want to think--
Jessica: Then don't. Don't think. About anything.
Miles: I'm going to read the next note while looking away from you because I think things just got weird in here. Sam teased Josh about moving from working for the President to chaperoning a sock hop. And Chris seemed to be judging Jim long-range, then April came by to hit on him. So is last week still happening?
Jessica: Thank god, no.
Miles: Good. I don't want to have to explain anything to my dad. Anyway, Chris shot her down.
Jessica: And then Karolina approached Chris about being a weekend-ruiner for Jim, stepping up to defend him as a good friend.
Miles: And that's the end of our notes.
Jessica: Go to the brunch, everyone. There's food.
Miles: And see if you can distract Jessica so I can escape and not have to be lectured for ten minutes.
Jessica: Not happening, kid With great power....
*click*
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