fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 22nd

Hey, everyone. It's Jessica Drew and I have like one page of news. Apparently everyone was very busy playing hide and seek with the squirrels yesterday. Congrats. You all won!

The only place with any kind of action was the town. But when I say "action," please remember that everything is relative. Except for me and you listeners out there. We're not related at all, not by blood or marriage. But I digress. Which may happen regularly if I want to make the most of my time in the booth today. Ahem.

So, a bunch of broken toy boats washed ashore by Topher at Stark's, and by 'washed ashore' I mean 'some kid carried them in.'

There was a tiara birthday party for Gunther at the Arms Hotel, which is weird. If it's the Arms, it should have been sparkly bracelets. I'm sure Nikolai would have appreciated those more than the tiaras, which he managed to avoid.

Over at the Gig, Dani was getting some online shopping done. I don't do much online shopping, personally. But I do a lot of online shopping review reading. Zero stars, everyone! Anyway, the horses ate oats. No word on what happened to Hall.

Yes, I'm going back to long before I was born for that one. I don't care.

I'm going even older for this one. Jono spent a Saturday, in the park, thinking it was the Fourth of July. However, instead of fireworks in the air, he gave bread to ducks while playing his guitar. Meanwhile, the Ice King was having his own personal Boxing Day. And by Boxing Day I mean he was setting up a box to act as a trap for a princess. Jono had trouble following the non-logic the Ice King was using.

And wrapping things up in a non-literal fashion because otherwise April would have been dealing with a mummy at Caritas, a zombie tried to take some chips from April, so she made sure he was 'armless.

Okay, that pun was terrible and I'm out of here. See you all again next week.