http://likeguidelines.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2005-12-21 12:01 am
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Pirate Radio, December 20

This be [livejournal.com profile] likeguidelines 'n Will-who-be-a-nuisance bringin' ye the highs 'n lows of life in Fandom this Tuesday evenin'.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
In Art Appreciation, Callisto be sleepin' 'n covered in paint. So the class be helpin' her decorate the room, all quiet-like. Because we be in no way suicidal enough t'want t'wake her up.

Criminal Justice be havin' a free period where they be eatin' coffee 'n donuts 'n gettin' their grades. I be not knowin' that "Keen" be part o' the gradin' system in this school.

Shop class be doin' their final exam, as be Arthurian Traditions. The Language classes be turnin' in their final projects, as be Western Lit 'n Introduction t' Business.

Nobody be studyin' in study hall, and Professors Eppes 'n Chaucer, and Principal Bristow be holdin' office hours.

The library wenches be havin' quite the feast today. They be chattin' about Ethics class while they be eatin' food they be not sharin' wit' me. Zero 'n Parker be especially excited about the food they be not sharin' wit' me. Parker 'n Sam be talkin' about the nothin' they be gettin' up to last night, Lee be workin' on his poetry assignment, and Jake be comin' in 'n bringin' all the library wenches gifts.

And Logan 'n Xander be gettin' permission from Coach-Ash-who-be-shot-into-space t'go look at Special Collections porn. Lucky bastards.

Roomin'
Lee 'n Parker both be hungover this mornin'.

We be hearin' that Angel be likin' a girl 'n that Aeryn 'n Crichton be, and I be quotin' her, "snuggly." *shuffles papers* This apparently be news.

And Angel 'n Veronica be talkin' about puppies today. *more shuffling papers* I be havin' no word whether this be the girl he be likin'. Because he also be gettin' jumped by Callisto in the second floor common room this evenin'.

Angela 'n Marty be exchangin' Christmas gifts, as be Phoebe 'n Belthazor and Lee 'n Kara. Phoebe also be playin' Santa around the dorms, deliverin' gifts t' a whole lot o' people. So be Kiki, on behalf o' Professor Calendar, and Maia. She be gettin' me a present 'n everything. More people should be gettin' me presents. Aye. *squawking* That be not flyin', if possible.

If ye be in town over the holidays, thar be a July in Christmas celebration on the 25th in the Danger Room Shop.

And speakin' o' things that be terribly strange, Parker be playin' wit' her recently acquired Xbox. Who be able t' talk. That not be the strange part. The strange part be Marty wearin' tights and stoppin' in t' talk wit' it. After he be makin' a scene--and spillin' rum! in the common room. He also be stoppin' by to see Professor Tick. Ohhhh. He be bit by a gremlin. That still be no excuse fer spillin' rum, though.

Thar be no kind of hugely awkward moment wit' Cally 'n Kara in the common room this afternoon. Except that thar were. And Maia 'n Chiana be talkin' about what they be doin' in Seattle over the break.

Lisa be up on the roof workin' on her Advanced Math project, and Rory be sendin' out an email t' protest the Ethics grades. Thar seems t' be quite the interest.

Cam be headin' home fer the holidays. His mother be insistin'. And Jonathan be sayin' goodbye to Lily Evans.

And Six be makin' his escape. Good fer ye, Six. Enjoy yer freedom.

Revelin'
Jiji, Salmoneus 'n Parker be stoppin' t' speak wit' Red at his shop, Michael 'n Chiana be conductin' business at the bank, and Chewbacca be gettin' into the holiday spirit over at Spike's.

Professors Macleod 'n Camulus be exchangin' greetings at the Perk this evening, and Aeryn 'n Callisto be havin' quite the interestin' conversation there earlier this afternoon. Apparently Aeryn be servin' as some manner o' matchmaker.

Doctor House be back from his trip. Doctor Wilson be happy t' see him. Veronica 'n Piper be chattin' at a terribly quiet Caritas, and Jarod be at home tryin' t' name his kitten. That be not a horrible euphamism, despite him livin' at the Fourth Sin. *shuffles papers* At least I think it be not.

Jonathan be stoppin' into Aziraphale's t' buy a book fer his grandmother. Aziraphale's be sellin' a book? That be news indeed. Jon also be meetin' a, err, newcomer t' town. Strange lookin' creature it be, too. Inara be stoppin' by wit' tea, too.

Aziraphale 'n his, err, friend, be stoppin' in at Deb's, where Han 'n Bagaos be havin' one o' their last meals together.

That be all from the Crow's Nest, and this be the Pirate's last broadcast fer this school year. The lovely Jaye will be on tomorrow, and then the radio be takin' a brief vacation from all yer lovely gossip until the New Year. We be back wit' a vengeance in time fer the next semester.

We will be lookin' fer new on-air talent, too, if any o' ye be interested. Somethin' t' ponder wit' yer holiday-type feasts.

Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2005-12-21 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: *snuggles Barbossa liek woah*]
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[personal profile] chasingangela 2005-12-21 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
When Barbossa leaves the broadcast booth, he might find a small, soft package wrapped in snowflake paper.

A note attached says, Merry Christmas to my favorite pirate, and the only one I know. -- Angela