http://craftyladyparts.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2013-08-11 01:08 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, August 11th

Good morning, Fandom. This is Jessica Drew with a slow news day. How slow is it, exactly?

I was working hard at Stark's. Dani fixed some shark damage at The Gig. And Nikolai was goofing off at The Arms Hotel because it was slow there, too.

Today should pick up since the big campground move is happening, and we get to find out what exactly is waiting for us there.

Well, that's -- *sound of door slamming* *chittering*

I'm not exactly sure what's going on here, but it seems like there are a lot of squirrels marching into the broadcast booth. Wow, that is a lot of squirrels. *chittering* What's this? Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been handed a note. It says, "Hello, Fandom, and welcome to SquirrelStock 2013: A Telethon. We are thirsty, and the rum we have is not enough. We will be here on the radio and at the station all day performing. Please bring donations in cash and/or rum to the radio station so that we may drink a lot."

I should point out that 'a lot' is underlined like eight times.

And now the squirrels are lifting me up and carrying me out. They are taking over. Bring them their rum! Bring them-- *chittering*

*squirrels singing as music plays*

[OOC: A slow day turns into this somehow. When I wake up, I'll put up a townies post where people can come watch the festivities if they want, for some reason.]