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Fandom Radio, Sunday, July 28th
Jessica: Hi, everyone. Um, I have a special guest with me today. It's the alternate reality version of my cousin, Peter, who graduated from Fandom High back in 2008.
Peter: Hey. I actually did one or two of these back in the day with Jaye. And now that I'm back, I want to apologize for not hugging her more.
Jessica: Well, here's a hug from me to make up for that.
Ahem. Okay, we do have notes, and they are lengthy, so we should probably get started.
Peter: Staring with one school-related note, Hannibal was a sexy, shirtless werewolf and put on some clothes in his office. Then in the dorms, Sia stared out her bay window and hummed to herself when Atton showed up, humming the same song.
Jessica: That sounds romantic.
Peter: I imagine it was, Jess. Anyway, meaningful glances were given as they talked about their lives.
Jessica: I guess that just goes to show that they're meant to be with each other, no matter what obstacles present themselves.
Peter: I guess so. Flick was on the roof dangling his feet over the edge as he passed the time. And in the fifth floor common room, Rilla had her illegitimate son, Jims -
Jessica: I KNEW IT!
Peter: - with her as she looked through a newspaper from the 1940s. Raven showed up to make small talk about the war when she sudden turned blue and couldn't change back.
Jessica: Oh no! I hope she gets better.
Peter: Also, Patrick tried to make Rilla feel better about the prospects of the war, but she was upset that he wasn't fighting in it despite his young age, complete lack of physical conditioning, and the fact that he does things like slipping in a note that says 'Mention that she was totally into me' into the squirrels' notes. Tsk, tsk, Patrick.
Jessica: To be fair, he's extremely handsome.
Peter: I'll be honest, he's more attractive than me. And now let's talk about something else entirely so it doesn't seem as if these comments have been influenced by any third parties with superpowers.
Jessica: Moving on to town news, hey, it starts with us. Me and Peter here met at Stark's, where we figured out the whole timeline thing and I had to deal with Megan, who should be happy to hear her name on the broadcast again.
At the Arms, Nikolai was on gremlin watch when a sexy shirtless werewolf Hannibal came in to ask about hosting a class party.
Peter: And up in their room, lovebirds Cara and Surreal had a very romantic date. And in their room, Zack and Ino woke up together and realized that they were the same as they ever were, more or less. Speaking of people who were in town suddenly, Bel was walking around when Kara stopped by to feel him up, tell him about her fanfiction, and make sure he knew he was better than Anakin. And finally resolving years of inevitability, Parker showed up, she and Bel got chesty with each other, and then they got lippy with each other. As in makeouts.
Jessica: You made out with some guy?
Peter: No, no. Different Parker. This one's a girl. Woman. No relation.
Jessica: ... Okay. So, Derek was working at the Perk again, much to his chagrin. Kaidan wanted to dress him down for having relations with minors -
Peter: *whispered* Is that an issue here?
Jessica: - and Derek wanted to dress him down in a much more literal way. Speaking of Derek and minors, Stiles showed up and they planned out how many kids they were going to have together. Meanwhile, Kenzi got Derek to sign a bunch of cups without promising sexual favors, which is kind of a stunner with the way Derek's been operating.
Peter: Jack didn't take kindly to Kaidan hassling Derek and Petra - who is not me dressed as a girl, for the record for long-time listeners - wondered if she actually worked there.
Jessica: Both Kenzi and Mira answered in the affirmative.
Peter: Those two also hatched a plan to sell signed coffee cups, which explains the thing we talked about earlier. And while Jack wanted a love as true as Derek and Stiles's, Kenzi pointed out that he has a girlfriend.
Jessica: Not true love, clearly.
Peter: Nope. Clearly not. She also pondered over the fact that she couldn't leave the coffee shop and realized that people seemed to be lacking some free will at the moment.
Jessica: I'm in control of everything I'm doing. How about you, Petey?
Peter: As far as I can tell, Jess.
*sound of door being kicked open* *thwip* *thwip thwip*
Ben: Sorry, guys, but someone thought this was getting to be a bit too much, so somebody had to be the adult around here. And god help us all, it's fallen to me for some reason. Anyway, hi, my name's Ben Reilly, I did a few radios a few years ago, and I'm here now to wrap things up here, which is a hilarious turn of phrase, trust me.
Okay, let's roll. Over in the Park, Stiles argued with Carl, who is currently inside Stiles, about something being disgusting. Kitty wandered by and quickly realized that something was up. Turns out, Carl's a demon and he's not leaving Stiles's body because of any impassioned pleas. Carl whistled for a bekilted and shirtless Priestly, almost making him take a spill while on his run. And then Carl tried hitting on Natalie, who figured out that something was going on and it was affecting Stiles, so she shut that down.
After the Carl thing, Kitty hung out around an abandoned warehouse when a spear thrown during a passing caveman versus astronaut fight nailed her. Natasha tried to nurse Kitty back to health with her deep love and affection and catsuit-covered body, but this just weirded Kitty out for some reason.
Clint was pumping paper at Atlas, by which I mean he was going through mail. But then Bruce Banner showed up feeling like the LONELIEST ONE THERE IS. And I don't have confirmation, but it seems as if they were on their way to assembling, if you know what I mean. Hitting the target with the arrow. You know.
Trust me, you do.
Back at the Perk, Mercy and a guy wearing shades were hanging out. Not together. Priestly and Mercy fell head over heels - which, technically, is the normal state of being, but that's language for you - for each other and he excused himself to break off his relationship with Dinah, who's getting back together with Jak anyway, but this was too much for Priestly's brain tumor, causing him to have a seizure. And then Mercy and Dinah fought over him, literally and figuratively.
Um. I assume he eventually received medical attention.
Anyway, sunglasses guy. That's Michael Samuelle, who Parker did not appreciate seeing because there's another woman in the mix, but he still convinced her to give him another shot. Michael and Alex ended up having an awkward, but perhaps strangely familiar, meeting.
Over at the beach, SURPRISE, Allie's human and was working on her tan. Kaidan was concerned, but only because he thought she was still a vampire. Since she's not, they laid around and talked about how they'd deal with the distance when she goes away to school. And then her twin, Miho, who is both grayscale AND a ninja, showed up.
I'm being handed a special note. It reads 'Yarr. I be missin' you every day, me dear Miho. Please be comin' back to me so we can be together forever, yarr. Sincerely,' and the signature is illegible, but it doesn't matter because I seriously just saw the squirrel writing the note.
Don't argue with me, little guy, you weren't even trying to stay out of my sight.
I know, your heart is in the right place.
Back in the park for the evening, Jono was feeding the ducks when Ino came along. After a reintroduction since Jono looks different these days than he did when they knew each other, Ino explained how she and Zack tried to play with the timeline a bit and how that doesn't work.
Let me repeat that. PLAYING WITH THE TIMELINE DOES NOT WORK OUT. Don't try it, please.
Speaking of time, Didi appeared to Jono and revealed that because of whatever's going on in Fandom, she has the chance to spend some with him. And so they agreed to be together for as long as they could.
I think that's the perfect, really beautiful spot to end things today.
Unfortunately I still have more notes. Just as a reminder that there are no happy endings, there's just the way things go on. I've learned that one the hard way a few times.
My old stomping ground, Caritas, saw April attacking Tino with frozen yogurt and then leaving to change clothes. Meanwhile, Jaina worked the stripper pole and Mira wanted cheap drinks. And as it turned out, April ended up spending her night drinking beer on the beach.
And finishing things up, Bo ran the Devil's Nest as a pot den, and a couple of nutjobs sang and danced on a rooftop even though it was creepy and weird.
Okay, that's all from us. This is Peter...
Peter: Mmph!
Ben: ... Jessica...
Jessica: MMPH!
Ben: And I'm Ben, saying that there's some interesting reading on twitter from yesterday if you check out @boocontinuity, @glytterkyss (with y's instead of i's), @fandomfanboy, and @perkigoth (with an i instead of a y). Now let's hope this all gets resolved quickly before... Well, ASAP. Gotta go very suddenly bye!
Peter: Hey. I actually did one or two of these back in the day with Jaye. And now that I'm back, I want to apologize for not hugging her more.
Jessica: Well, here's a hug from me to make up for that.
Ahem. Okay, we do have notes, and they are lengthy, so we should probably get started.
Peter: Staring with one school-related note, Hannibal was a sexy, shirtless werewolf and put on some clothes in his office. Then in the dorms, Sia stared out her bay window and hummed to herself when Atton showed up, humming the same song.
Jessica: That sounds romantic.
Peter: I imagine it was, Jess. Anyway, meaningful glances were given as they talked about their lives.
Jessica: I guess that just goes to show that they're meant to be with each other, no matter what obstacles present themselves.
Peter: I guess so. Flick was on the roof dangling his feet over the edge as he passed the time. And in the fifth floor common room, Rilla had her illegitimate son, Jims -
Jessica: I KNEW IT!
Peter: - with her as she looked through a newspaper from the 1940s. Raven showed up to make small talk about the war when she sudden turned blue and couldn't change back.
Jessica: Oh no! I hope she gets better.
Peter: Also, Patrick tried to make Rilla feel better about the prospects of the war, but she was upset that he wasn't fighting in it despite his young age, complete lack of physical conditioning, and the fact that he does things like slipping in a note that says 'Mention that she was totally into me' into the squirrels' notes. Tsk, tsk, Patrick.
Jessica: To be fair, he's extremely handsome.
Peter: I'll be honest, he's more attractive than me. And now let's talk about something else entirely so it doesn't seem as if these comments have been influenced by any third parties with superpowers.
Jessica: Moving on to town news, hey, it starts with us. Me and Peter here met at Stark's, where we figured out the whole timeline thing and I had to deal with Megan, who should be happy to hear her name on the broadcast again.
At the Arms, Nikolai was on gremlin watch when a sexy shirtless werewolf Hannibal came in to ask about hosting a class party.
Peter: And up in their room, lovebirds Cara and Surreal had a very romantic date. And in their room, Zack and Ino woke up together and realized that they were the same as they ever were, more or less. Speaking of people who were in town suddenly, Bel was walking around when Kara stopped by to feel him up, tell him about her fanfiction, and make sure he knew he was better than Anakin. And finally resolving years of inevitability, Parker showed up, she and Bel got chesty with each other, and then they got lippy with each other. As in makeouts.
Jessica: You made out with some guy?
Peter: No, no. Different Parker. This one's a girl. Woman. No relation.
Jessica: ... Okay. So, Derek was working at the Perk again, much to his chagrin. Kaidan wanted to dress him down for having relations with minors -
Peter: *whispered* Is that an issue here?
Jessica: - and Derek wanted to dress him down in a much more literal way. Speaking of Derek and minors, Stiles showed up and they planned out how many kids they were going to have together. Meanwhile, Kenzi got Derek to sign a bunch of cups without promising sexual favors, which is kind of a stunner with the way Derek's been operating.
Peter: Jack didn't take kindly to Kaidan hassling Derek and Petra - who is not me dressed as a girl, for the record for long-time listeners - wondered if she actually worked there.
Jessica: Both Kenzi and Mira answered in the affirmative.
Peter: Those two also hatched a plan to sell signed coffee cups, which explains the thing we talked about earlier. And while Jack wanted a love as true as Derek and Stiles's, Kenzi pointed out that he has a girlfriend.
Jessica: Not true love, clearly.
Peter: Nope. Clearly not. She also pondered over the fact that she couldn't leave the coffee shop and realized that people seemed to be lacking some free will at the moment.
Jessica: I'm in control of everything I'm doing. How about you, Petey?
Peter: As far as I can tell, Jess.
*sound of door being kicked open* *thwip* *thwip thwip*
Ben: Sorry, guys, but someone thought this was getting to be a bit too much, so somebody had to be the adult around here. And god help us all, it's fallen to me for some reason. Anyway, hi, my name's Ben Reilly, I did a few radios a few years ago, and I'm here now to wrap things up here, which is a hilarious turn of phrase, trust me.
Okay, let's roll. Over in the Park, Stiles argued with Carl, who is currently inside Stiles, about something being disgusting. Kitty wandered by and quickly realized that something was up. Turns out, Carl's a demon and he's not leaving Stiles's body because of any impassioned pleas. Carl whistled for a bekilted and shirtless Priestly, almost making him take a spill while on his run. And then Carl tried hitting on Natalie, who figured out that something was going on and it was affecting Stiles, so she shut that down.
After the Carl thing, Kitty hung out around an abandoned warehouse when a spear thrown during a passing caveman versus astronaut fight nailed her. Natasha tried to nurse Kitty back to health with her deep love and affection and catsuit-covered body, but this just weirded Kitty out for some reason.
Clint was pumping paper at Atlas, by which I mean he was going through mail. But then Bruce Banner showed up feeling like the LONELIEST ONE THERE IS. And I don't have confirmation, but it seems as if they were on their way to assembling, if you know what I mean. Hitting the target with the arrow. You know.
Trust me, you do.
Back at the Perk, Mercy and a guy wearing shades were hanging out. Not together. Priestly and Mercy fell head over heels - which, technically, is the normal state of being, but that's language for you - for each other and he excused himself to break off his relationship with Dinah, who's getting back together with Jak anyway, but this was too much for Priestly's brain tumor, causing him to have a seizure. And then Mercy and Dinah fought over him, literally and figuratively.
Um. I assume he eventually received medical attention.
Anyway, sunglasses guy. That's Michael Samuelle, who Parker did not appreciate seeing because there's another woman in the mix, but he still convinced her to give him another shot. Michael and Alex ended up having an awkward, but perhaps strangely familiar, meeting.
Over at the beach, SURPRISE, Allie's human and was working on her tan. Kaidan was concerned, but only because he thought she was still a vampire. Since she's not, they laid around and talked about how they'd deal with the distance when she goes away to school. And then her twin, Miho, who is both grayscale AND a ninja, showed up.
I'm being handed a special note. It reads 'Yarr. I be missin' you every day, me dear Miho. Please be comin' back to me so we can be together forever, yarr. Sincerely,' and the signature is illegible, but it doesn't matter because I seriously just saw the squirrel writing the note.
Don't argue with me, little guy, you weren't even trying to stay out of my sight.
I know, your heart is in the right place.
Back in the park for the evening, Jono was feeding the ducks when Ino came along. After a reintroduction since Jono looks different these days than he did when they knew each other, Ino explained how she and Zack tried to play with the timeline a bit and how that doesn't work.
Let me repeat that. PLAYING WITH THE TIMELINE DOES NOT WORK OUT. Don't try it, please.
Speaking of time, Didi appeared to Jono and revealed that because of whatever's going on in Fandom, she has the chance to spend some with him. And so they agreed to be together for as long as they could.
I think that's the perfect, really beautiful spot to end things today.
Unfortunately I still have more notes. Just as a reminder that there are no happy endings, there's just the way things go on. I've learned that one the hard way a few times.
My old stomping ground, Caritas, saw April attacking Tino with frozen yogurt and then leaving to change clothes. Meanwhile, Jaina worked the stripper pole and Mira wanted cheap drinks. And as it turned out, April ended up spending her night drinking beer on the beach.
And finishing things up, Bo ran the Devil's Nest as a pot den, and a couple of nutjobs sang and danced on a rooftop even though it was creepy and weird.
Okay, that's all from us. This is Peter...
Peter: Mmph!
Ben: ... Jessica...
Jessica: MMPH!
Ben: And I'm Ben, saying that there's some interesting reading on twitter from yesterday if you check out @boocontinuity, @glytterkyss (with y's instead of i's), @fandomfanboy, and @perkigoth (with an i instead of a y). Now let's hope this all gets resolved quickly before... Well, ASAP. Gotta go very suddenly bye!
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Jesus, Megan.