Pirate Radio, December 19

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Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Monday's Ethics class be turnin' in their homework, and then all of the Ethics classes be gettin' thar grades fer the term. I be hearin' some grumblings about them. If I be tellin' ye specifically what I be hearin', the Fandom Communications Folk be comin' after me wit' sticks, though, so ye'll jes' have to use yer imaginations.

Professor Chaucer be postin' the Speech Comm grades fer Professor Cregg, who be in the hospital. Because o' the accident, the Doctor also be gone. He be sendin' an e-mail t' his Quantum Physics students t' remind them that their projects be due on Wednesday.

The Language classes be takin' a final quiz, then watchin' movies, Anthropology 'n Archaeology be takin' the second parts o' their finals, Celtic Literature be takin' their final exam, and Doctor Grissom's classes be takin' terribly borin' exams as well. Such happy faces on all o' ye in this time o' peace and joy.

Art Appreciation be writin' essays about what they be learnin' this semester. I, fer one, be learnin' that velvet be a terribly underappreciated art medium. I do be wishin' I could share that with Coach Ash, but he be shot into space. And that be considered a normal-type excuse around here.

Principal Bristow, and Professors Maclay, Tick, Calendar, and Chaucer be havin' office hours. Professor Chaucer be puttin' his final touches on his grades fer the semester, as be Professor Eppes and Professor Sidle.

The library be busy today. Classes be almost over, ye crazy people. Get yerselves some lives! Rory be in a good mood today. She be tellin' Angela why, though we be not able t' hear it. Angel be gettin' a puppy, which he be introducin' to the library wenches. Parker be handin' more gifts out: Jake 'n Jack be the grateful recipients.

Study hall be dead, though. I guess ye be learnin'. Or be realizin' ye won't be learnin' any more this semester.

The newspaper's holiday edition be out this morning, and our new principal be lookin' fer some information on all of us fer his files. Tremblin' in fear yet? I be.

Professor Chaucer, Aziraphale 'n Crichton be in the clinic today.

Roomin'
The Christmas spirit jes' be pukin' up all over the place. Thar be tons o' gifts from Secret Santas, and flower deliveries, and regular-type gifts. Cam be givin' out presents. So be Jaye. And Lee. And Anders. And Cally. And Sam.

Professors Sidle 'n Grissom be unwrappin' somethin', maybe. I be pretty sure it be not a present, though.

Crichton 'n Aeryn be makin' up. And possibly out. Shep 'n Lana be cute in his room.

Six be strangely social today and Angel be takin' his new puppy fer a walk. His actual puppy, thank ye very much.

Thar be a heist afoot tonight, we be hearin'. Our recordin' devices, sadly, only be pickin' up the code names--thar scramblin' software be good. Principal Bristow be vigilant against the wiles o' Apollo, Lazarus be takin' out Rover, and Merlin be workin' with Biff. Wench Wrench, Blondie 'n Drake be liberatin' a vile machine o' the proletariat from the evils of the teachers' lounge, coordinated by the mysterious Control. They be settin' off an alarm, though, because these things happen. The quick, err, thinkin' of Drake 'n Wench Wrench be gettin' them away unscathed. The band of merry men 'n wenches be conductin' a Bible study o' victory back in Control's room, where rumor has it Apollo got completely arrowed hammered.

Revelin'
The Doctor be findin' out about Professor Cregg's accident, and Professor Chaucer be buyin' things at Red's 'n tellin' him about the accident as well.

Doctor Wilson be missin' Doctor House, Professor Maclay 'n Shane be headin' out of town forever (as be Sonia), and Professor Methos be headin' to Richmond t' visit Professor Cregg.

Aziraphale 'n Professor Gilmore-Danes be gettin' Secret Santa gifts, Parker 'n Jarod be exchangin' gifts at Caritas. Aww. He be makin' the present himself.

Rogue 'n John Connor be shoppin' at the NPC Army Surplus store, Parker 'n Janet be swingin' by the deli, and Marty be openin' up Aziraphale's. Angela be comin' in wit' a gift, and Aziraphale be feelin' lonesome without Crowley. Mayhaps he should get a pet. Everyone else be gettin' one. Ye can have mine. *angry squawking* Oww, ye wretched bastard! That be me ear.

Professor Chaucer be hittin' Spike's and Piper 'n Veronica be at Luke's. Paige 'n Sawyer also be stoppin' in.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!