fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 2nd

Jessica: Okay, I think we're good here for a little bit. That should be plenty of... of.... For the love of god, is this what I think this is?

Captain Britain: What do you... Wait. Is that a squirrel with a microphone and a stack of note cards?

Jessica: *sigh* Just give me a few minutes, okay? I think I have to do something.

Hi, everyone. Broadcasting from somewhere near the Canadian border - I can't and won't be any more specific than that - this is Jessica Drew with, for some reason, your news from yesterday.

Captain Britain: Did you just say--

Jessica: Hush. It's... it's a thing. A whole big thing. Five minutes, seriously.

Okay, I don't have a lot of time to spare, so let's run through this quickly. Nothing happened at the school, so let's go straight to the dorms.

Cade was out of it first thing in the morning and was accidentally showing off his glittery pink 'totes' tattoo and, okay, today is slightly better now that I know that. Raven was playing with beauty supplies in her room. And Jim had drinks and phone messages as part of his Saturday ritual when Natalie stopped by to talk about her collection of animals and judging people for having, ahem, active late night social lives, if you will.

Captain Britain: She's talking about shagging different people, perhaps on a rotation.

Is this high school? I thought you looked rather young.

Jessica: *FISSZZ* I warned you to hush. Now you have to hush. Where was I? Right. Alex was in the gym, beating up a punching bag. The sounds of violence pulled Loki in--

Captain Britain: MMRPH!!!

Jessica: Different guy. And as he told Alex, he's a reader, not a fighter.

And wrapping things up in town before my friend Jamie here manages to speak up again. Dean was talking on the phone at Luke's. Kitty was drinking iced coffee outside of the Perk, and there was a singing dog all around town.

It was an eventful day for me at Stark's - different guy, Jamie - as I did some inventing and got a phone message that ultimately led to me being here, which... that's just super. Cade got me to show him my tattoo without mentioning that he had a girly new one. Sia stopped in for a chat about my now-current trip back home and if you're listening, Sia, it's been a great time, no need to worry. And the boss hassled me about the possibility of taking vacation time. I think I can definitively say that won't be necessary. One way or another.

And in the final stretch, Tiny was sobbing at the Devil's Nest because... I can't say why. Trust me, if you were here with me, you'd understand.

Captain Britain: Mmmph?

Jessica: Stiff upper lip, lad. You'll find out soon. It's nothing to do with our current situation. Anyway, while Tiny was out of it, Bo tended bar and got a visit from Kenzi, who asked about stripping and other interesting hobbies, get your damn mind out of the gutter, Jamie, even if that... probably... was what they were talking about....

And finally, at Caritas, Tino spilled drinks on a catalog April was flipping through.

Okay, that's it for me, especially since it looks like my English friend here is ready to both talk again and get back on the road. And if I don't let him do the former, we can get on with the latter. See you all very soon.