Jaye Tyler (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fates_jaye) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandom_radio2013-04-10 11:27 pm
fates_jaye) wrote in fandom_radio2013-04-10 11:27 pm
Entry tags:
Fandom Radio- Thursday, April 11
Hey, Fandom. All, like, two of you who are left in it. Let's get to some notes.
In school, nothing happened because all of Wednesday's teachers seem to be missing.
In the dorms, Kenzi hung in the lobby to see who was missing. The answer: everyone.
In the town, nothing happened because everyone's gone.
I would like to posit some theories that I've come up with after a long history of reading the Weekly World News. (Batboy lives.) First, everyone has been kidnapped by aliens and is being probed as we speak. Keep on the lookout for crop circles. Second, we're in that Stephen King story, the one where everyone who was sleeping on the plane is still around and everyone else in the world disappeared, and there were those big meatball things chasing them. If you see big meatball things, option two is the best bet. Third, they got up and left the rest of us here as a practical joke and that makes them total bastards. Fourth-
*sound of walnut hitting a forehead*
Well at least the squirrels aren't gone. I say if no one comes back by the end of the day, we all kidnap people from the mainland here to be our new friends. Deal, three people I'm talking to?
In school, nothing happened because all of Wednesday's teachers seem to be missing.
In the dorms, Kenzi hung in the lobby to see who was missing. The answer: everyone.
In the town, nothing happened because everyone's gone.
I would like to posit some theories that I've come up with after a long history of reading the Weekly World News. (Batboy lives.) First, everyone has been kidnapped by aliens and is being probed as we speak. Keep on the lookout for crop circles. Second, we're in that Stephen King story, the one where everyone who was sleeping on the plane is still around and everyone else in the world disappeared, and there were those big meatball things chasing them. If you see big meatball things, option two is the best bet. Third, they got up and left the rest of us here as a practical joke and that makes them total bastards. Fourth-
*sound of walnut hitting a forehead*
Well at least the squirrels aren't gone. I say if no one comes back by the end of the day, we all kidnap people from the mainland here to be our new friends. Deal, three people I'm talking to?