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fandom_radio2013-04-08 08:09 pm
failsatspirit) wrote in fandom_radio2013-04-08 08:09 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, April 8th
Hey everyone, Korra here, and I'd say something about avoiding an unexpected kid this weekend...
*thud*
...but I have to report on all of yours. But at least there weren't any up at the School.
Plenty in the Dorms to make up for it though. Natalie was hoping for some quiet time with half her kids elsewhere, but she had like a dozen of them to begin with and another showed up, so no luck there. Luke and Percy tried to enjoy their kidlessness, but then their son showed up and demanded entertainment. With swords, please.
Bay also thought she was kidless, but then her daughter Francesca showed up. Surprise. They decided to go get pizza, and afterwards ended up in the Third Floor Common Room watching some television. Rachel showed up and was apparently kind of a smart-ass, I'm sure we're all shocked she's Cade and Jessica's kid. Gert who was not only kidless, but seemed to have stayed that way, guessed Francesca belonged to Bay and they chatted about that whole sex pollen thing...hopefully not to the kid. Emily had no kids, but plenty of opinions about the show. Jim also had no kids and chatted with Gert about sex pollen before Bay tried to convince him he was her kid's dad.
And then there were even more kids in Town. Priestly and Jane started out at Luke's, before taking a tour of the island where they ran into Laurie at the pet store.
Raven and her kid were at J, GoB, where she scared Momoko's kids. Whoops. Kitty and her daughters were at Chilly Boulder and Lexi totally let slip about her dad's ice cream choices. Alec's daughters had to be separated at the Perk, Collin decided to flirt with Cassandra over weapons. Collin, girls dig boomerangs, trust me. Cassandra also talked with Charlie, and apparently he had a boomerang, since they went off to practice or spar. Rainey was pleased with her footwear, but not so much with Jace and Natalie's kid, Rosalind.
April was not happy about being outside with her kid, but Hilary did not care, not did the actual horde of kids who descend upon the play equipment. April also visited Ron Swanson at the Town Hall, distracting him from eating phones and destroying bacon with her questions about her other mom and being mayor.
Lots of action over at the Arms, with Sam LaCroix visiting Ada and Natalie and being a total dad to the former. Naomi Wildman met up with her daughter Kathryn, and Momoko was abandoned by her kids so she had to call up Dinah to figure out where they were.
Derek was hiding in the woods from his kids, but since they were his kids, that didn't work so well, so Lauren traumatised him with tales of her sexy exploits, and Connor told him he was boring, then Derek got to share the trauma with Jack. Elsewhere Eponine and Rambouillet argued about sneaking up on people while they went to get food.
Jaina brought her kid to work at a Devil's Nest, mostly so she could introduce Sel'je to his dad. She and Eric decided they named him after a shelf. Jake was very happy to have no kids at Caritas, though he did have Atton singing karaoke, and offered him something stronger to drink despite Atton obviously already being drunk.
Finally, Stark had his kids at the Clinic, where the nurses decided to make a fuss over them.
*thud*
...but I have to report on all of yours. But at least there weren't any up at the School.
Plenty in the Dorms to make up for it though. Natalie was hoping for some quiet time with half her kids elsewhere, but she had like a dozen of them to begin with and another showed up, so no luck there. Luke and Percy tried to enjoy their kidlessness, but then their son showed up and demanded entertainment. With swords, please.
Bay also thought she was kidless, but then her daughter Francesca showed up. Surprise. They decided to go get pizza, and afterwards ended up in the Third Floor Common Room watching some television. Rachel showed up and was apparently kind of a smart-ass, I'm sure we're all shocked she's Cade and Jessica's kid. Gert who was not only kidless, but seemed to have stayed that way, guessed Francesca belonged to Bay and they chatted about that whole sex pollen thing...hopefully not to the kid. Emily had no kids, but plenty of opinions about the show. Jim also had no kids and chatted with Gert about sex pollen before Bay tried to convince him he was her kid's dad.
And then there were even more kids in Town. Priestly and Jane started out at Luke's, before taking a tour of the island where they ran into Laurie at the pet store.
Raven and her kid were at J, GoB, where she scared Momoko's kids. Whoops. Kitty and her daughters were at Chilly Boulder and Lexi totally let slip about her dad's ice cream choices. Alec's daughters had to be separated at the Perk, Collin decided to flirt with Cassandra over weapons. Collin, girls dig boomerangs, trust me. Cassandra also talked with Charlie, and apparently he had a boomerang, since they went off to practice or spar. Rainey was pleased with her footwear, but not so much with Jace and Natalie's kid, Rosalind.
April was not happy about being outside with her kid, but Hilary did not care, not did the actual horde of kids who descend upon the play equipment. April also visited Ron Swanson at the Town Hall, distracting him from eating phones and destroying bacon with her questions about her other mom and being mayor.
Lots of action over at the Arms, with Sam LaCroix visiting Ada and Natalie and being a total dad to the former. Naomi Wildman met up with her daughter Kathryn, and Momoko was abandoned by her kids so she had to call up Dinah to figure out where they were.
Derek was hiding in the woods from his kids, but since they were his kids, that didn't work so well, so Lauren traumatised him with tales of her sexy exploits, and Connor told him he was boring, then Derek got to share the trauma with Jack. Elsewhere Eponine and Rambouillet argued about sneaking up on people while they went to get food.
Jaina brought her kid to work at a Devil's Nest, mostly so she could introduce Sel'je to his dad. She and Eric decided they named him after a shelf. Jake was very happy to have no kids at Caritas, though he did have Atton singing karaoke, and offered him something stronger to drink despite Atton obviously already being drunk.
Finally, Stark had his kids at the Clinic, where the nurses decided to make a fuss over them.