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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, May 2nd
Okay now kids, who else is excited for summer to begin? Come on, you know you are. Camping, poison ivy, people leaving, s'mores...
Wait a minute... summer sucks! I want it to be all snowy or at the very least rain again.
*sigh* We need to kidnap Queen Ororo or something to get this season junk fixed. Who's with me, huh?
School
In the news of a schoolish variety...
Okay, who let the squirrels watch MTV?
*chittering*
Really? Huh. I didn't know that about Carson Daley. I just thought he was a massive tool. Wow. You live and learn.
*more chittering*
WOW. Now I want to be just like him. Thank you squirrels. You taught me something that I hope all our audience has also learned about tolerance and the mysterious past of Carson Daley.
Any way, Elliot, The Doctor who is kinda like Prince without being a leprechaun, and I all put up grades like good responsible teachers.
Zoe... something about mud, I'm going to assume of the wrestling kind, and Stickbugs and a punishment. And Micheal Jackson. Take that as you will.
Dorms
In the fifth floor common room, Annette watched a movie, which is boring but gets better and then worse. The good news? She got a visit from Stripper Tori to talk about skinny dipping and cabins. The bad news? Dickweed showed up to scare her and talk about who they get their holy water from. I want to say Holy Water is a drug, but it hasn't been on Dateline or 20/20 yet so I really can't be sure. Oh Stone Phillips, how could you fail me?!
Phoebe walked on over to Selkie Cove. Gwynn with a y and two n's moped around her room until my former T.A. showed up to let her know he wasn't leaving for a bit. Awwww. Ray let Molly know that he's headin' home, never to return. Nadia and Madrox WHO STILL A DEAD MAN DESPITE NOT BEING THE RIGHT ONE wondered about the yodeling in the closet. Then he made a phone call AND IT BETTER BE TO SOMEONE NOT NAMED THERESA OR I WILL HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE A DOG. Dean Not a Gun sent out an e-mail. Jack woke up cold because River stole all the blankets. Blanket hogs are evil.
Rikku, Hamlet, Dawn, Sam W, Luke, Door, Sokka, Isabel, Hermione and Jude got together and talked about not dying. Lil' Minion, you're worrying me now. Or not because you, Dawn, Door and Isabel went to sleep. There wasn't blue Koolaid involved, was there? SAY NO TO CULTS. And, according to the squirrels, then a guy landed in the onion dip. Good for him. Tidus apparently, then got greeted by everyone. Hi Tidus, welcome to Fandom. STAY AWAY FROM THE GLITTER. Rikku and Tidus made sure Jude was okay after getting landed on by him. Wait, I though he landed in the dip. Ah, ah... very clever squirrels, very clever. Tidus thanked Isabel for helping him fall in the dip. There is double ewe tea effing over the dip diving by Anders.
Ami with an i fretted over Billy with a y. Lil' Minion and Tidus went up to Serenity cove to talk. Jack checked up on Isabel and got teased about being wee in return. Sam, gender unknown checked out Jack's fort and said she, oh, a girl, took apart her swoop bike. Aeryn found out John blew up a cabin. That was you? Good job. Sam, gender also unknown took Dawn back to her room after helping Rikku. Setsuna and Dickweed got drunk. SETSUNA. For shame. I though you had better taste. Al, it seems, knows that horsey porn star guy. Molly was woeful in her room about Ray leaving.
In the second floor common room, there is craziness with some klepto named Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants.
And wow, that's a lot of people he stole stuff from. Where did he find the time?
*clears throat*
Dawn tried to get her underwear and romance novels back. The comment for that is just too easy. Fluffy Pants wants a frying pan from her. Ami with an i traded a mechanical pencil for a stuffed kitty. AGAIN. Easy comment not being made. Luke played a song to get his banthaball back. What the hell is a banthaball?
Annette exchanged a squirt gun full of holy water for her journal, Katara threatens freezing if she doesn't get her Gran's necklace back, Parker handed over a gold bunny robot in exchange for getting a spaceship and her toy yacht back, Nubile Hulkling tried to get his comics back, Summer traded a cup of coffee for a pretty pink pony, Cassie of the ant people wanted her laptop back, but wouldn't trade, taking the threatening route instead. Nice.
Mac, out second favorite lesbian traded a basic robot that responds to voice commands for her iPod,
Crichton traded a picture of Aeryn and five dollars for Bertram the DRD, Blair traded a red pen for a dead plant named Hank. Very healthy there Blair. Lil' Minion hugged Fluffypants, figuring out he belongs to Hamlet, and then tried to get her drawing back, Sucker punch the thing!
A pink Zero showed up with a mallet to get her stuff back, Tori gave Fluffypants a brownie instead of 6 inch heels in exchange for her surfboard. Disappointing.
Kawalsky commiserated with Fluffypants over being threatened, then tried to get his robot fish back. Pretty sneaky sis. Naomi tried politeness to get her Flotter doll back. Not gonna work.
Pheobe threatened him with her Cole's fireballs for stealing her flower, Sam Not a Gun tried the law of possession and puppy dog eyed to get his journal back, and Jaye was happy to rid of her wax lion, until she started yelling at it and decided she needs it back. Crazy much?
Aaaaand, Artoo fanboyed, fangirled... fansomethinged over Fluffypants.
The lesson today? Things with names that cute must be destroyed before they turn on us.
Town
Over at the Photo Hut, Leo thought that he was Native American. Indian. Descendants of the peoples who cam across from Asia on a bridge of land and ice. Whatever the PC term is today. Sparky's was open and yodel-riffic. Did they wear leiderhosen? Those are surprisingly comfortable. Ponytail was tormented over at the Post office by yodeling pigeon holes. Oh-kay then. The, now you can't see it but I am doing spirit fingers, Magic Box was open and Giles researched Fandom weirdness.
Tori the stripper opened up Book Haven. Even the ladies of the evening need time off. Over at J,GOB The Peter with the funny last name wrote letters. Petrelli. Heh. I like that name. Anyway, he talked to Annette and Seely about being all wee and tiny last weekend. Cassie, daughter of the dead but redeemable Antman, helped him write a letter home explaining why he couldn't leave school. Herpes! Tell your parents that you got a very contagious case of herpes. Or, you know, summer school. Both work. He talked to Sam Not a Gun about big brothers, got advice from Bridge about his letter, invited to a party by Dean Not a Gun, debated listening to talking animals with Alanna, and last, but not least, talked to Sam of the female persuasion about his powers and plans to take over the world.
Okay so I ad-libbed that last bit, so sue me.
Also there? Greg, Crichton, Peter Pevensie, also a fun name, and Cameron, looking for pastry bribes.
Dr. Not Me and Lucifer talked about his leaving town. The devil guy, not the Doctor who isn't me. Then the guy who isn't me at all cuddled with Aziraphale, the guy who totally hit on me that one time. Plus, Cafe Fina was open.
Lucifer and Maz-whosit talked about her face and there was some drama. Maybe even baby mama drama.That porn star Mustang chatted with Lucy, they talked about rebuilding... something. What needs to be rebuilt?
This morning over at the clinic, Christian's lollies were gone before Annette showed up to get her itch scratched. And in the evening, Dr. Not me and that guy who wants me hung out. Dick and Tino were big nerds over at Caritas. Good to know.
Well, that's all I got for tonight. I bid you adieu and please refrain from blowing up buildings unless Madrox is in them. The older Madrox, preferably, but lil' Maddy works too.
Goodnight!
Wait a minute... summer sucks! I want it to be all snowy or at the very least rain again.
*sigh* We need to kidnap Queen Ororo or something to get this season junk fixed. Who's with me, huh?
School
In the news of a schoolish variety...
Okay, who let the squirrels watch MTV?
*chittering*
Really? Huh. I didn't know that about Carson Daley. I just thought he was a massive tool. Wow. You live and learn.
*more chittering*
WOW. Now I want to be just like him. Thank you squirrels. You taught me something that I hope all our audience has also learned about tolerance and the mysterious past of Carson Daley.
Any way, Elliot, The Doctor who is kinda like Prince without being a leprechaun, and I all put up grades like good responsible teachers.
Zoe... something about mud, I'm going to assume of the wrestling kind, and Stickbugs and a punishment. And Micheal Jackson. Take that as you will.
Dorms
In the fifth floor common room, Annette watched a movie, which is boring but gets better and then worse. The good news? She got a visit from Stripper Tori to talk about skinny dipping and cabins. The bad news? Dickweed showed up to scare her and talk about who they get their holy water from. I want to say Holy Water is a drug, but it hasn't been on Dateline or 20/20 yet so I really can't be sure. Oh Stone Phillips, how could you fail me?!
Phoebe walked on over to Selkie Cove. Gwynn with a y and two n's moped around her room until my former T.A. showed up to let her know he wasn't leaving for a bit. Awwww. Ray let Molly know that he's headin' home, never to return. Nadia and Madrox WHO STILL A DEAD MAN DESPITE NOT BEING THE RIGHT ONE wondered about the yodeling in the closet. Then he made a phone call AND IT BETTER BE TO SOMEONE NOT NAMED THERESA OR I WILL HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE A DOG. Dean Not a Gun sent out an e-mail. Jack woke up cold because River stole all the blankets. Blanket hogs are evil.
Rikku, Hamlet, Dawn, Sam W, Luke, Door, Sokka, Isabel, Hermione and Jude got together and talked about not dying. Lil' Minion, you're worrying me now. Or not because you, Dawn, Door and Isabel went to sleep. There wasn't blue Koolaid involved, was there? SAY NO TO CULTS. And, according to the squirrels, then a guy landed in the onion dip. Good for him. Tidus apparently, then got greeted by everyone. Hi Tidus, welcome to Fandom. STAY AWAY FROM THE GLITTER. Rikku and Tidus made sure Jude was okay after getting landed on by him. Wait, I though he landed in the dip. Ah, ah... very clever squirrels, very clever. Tidus thanked Isabel for helping him fall in the dip. There is double ewe tea effing over the dip diving by Anders.
Ami with an i fretted over Billy with a y. Lil' Minion and Tidus went up to Serenity cove to talk. Jack checked up on Isabel and got teased about being wee in return. Sam, gender unknown checked out Jack's fort and said she, oh, a girl, took apart her swoop bike. Aeryn found out John blew up a cabin. That was you? Good job. Sam, gender also unknown took Dawn back to her room after helping Rikku. Setsuna and Dickweed got drunk. SETSUNA. For shame. I though you had better taste. Al, it seems, knows that horsey porn star guy. Molly was woeful in her room about Ray leaving.
In the second floor common room, there is craziness with some klepto named Mr. Canute Mimir Fluffypants.
And wow, that's a lot of people he stole stuff from. Where did he find the time?
*clears throat*
Dawn tried to get her underwear and romance novels back. The comment for that is just too easy. Fluffy Pants wants a frying pan from her. Ami with an i traded a mechanical pencil for a stuffed kitty. AGAIN. Easy comment not being made. Luke played a song to get his banthaball back. What the hell is a banthaball?
Annette exchanged a squirt gun full of holy water for her journal, Katara threatens freezing if she doesn't get her Gran's necklace back, Parker handed over a gold bunny robot in exchange for getting a spaceship and her toy yacht back, Nubile Hulkling tried to get his comics back, Summer traded a cup of coffee for a pretty pink pony, Cassie of the ant people wanted her laptop back, but wouldn't trade, taking the threatening route instead. Nice.
Mac, out second favorite lesbian traded a basic robot that responds to voice commands for her iPod,
Crichton traded a picture of Aeryn and five dollars for Bertram the DRD, Blair traded a red pen for a dead plant named Hank. Very healthy there Blair. Lil' Minion hugged Fluffypants, figuring out he belongs to Hamlet, and then tried to get her drawing back, Sucker punch the thing!
A pink Zero showed up with a mallet to get her stuff back, Tori gave Fluffypants a brownie instead of 6 inch heels in exchange for her surfboard. Disappointing.
Kawalsky commiserated with Fluffypants over being threatened, then tried to get his robot fish back. Pretty sneaky sis. Naomi tried politeness to get her Flotter doll back. Not gonna work.
Pheobe threatened him with her Cole's fireballs for stealing her flower, Sam Not a Gun tried the law of possession and puppy dog eyed to get his journal back, and Jaye was happy to rid of her wax lion, until she started yelling at it and decided she needs it back. Crazy much?
Aaaaand, Artoo fanboyed, fangirled... fansomethinged over Fluffypants.
The lesson today? Things with names that cute must be destroyed before they turn on us.
Town
Over at the Photo Hut, Leo thought that he was Native American. Indian. Descendants of the peoples who cam across from Asia on a bridge of land and ice. Whatever the PC term is today. Sparky's was open and yodel-riffic. Did they wear leiderhosen? Those are surprisingly comfortable. Ponytail was tormented over at the Post office by yodeling pigeon holes. Oh-kay then. The, now you can't see it but I am doing spirit fingers, Magic Box was open and Giles researched Fandom weirdness.
Tori the stripper opened up Book Haven. Even the ladies of the evening need time off. Over at J,GOB The Peter with the funny last name wrote letters. Petrelli. Heh. I like that name. Anyway, he talked to Annette and Seely about being all wee and tiny last weekend. Cassie, daughter of the dead but redeemable Antman, helped him write a letter home explaining why he couldn't leave school. Herpes! Tell your parents that you got a very contagious case of herpes. Or, you know, summer school. Both work. He talked to Sam Not a Gun about big brothers, got advice from Bridge about his letter, invited to a party by Dean Not a Gun, debated listening to talking animals with Alanna, and last, but not least, talked to Sam of the female persuasion about his powers and plans to take over the world.
Okay so I ad-libbed that last bit, so sue me.
Also there? Greg, Crichton, Peter Pevensie, also a fun name, and Cameron, looking for pastry bribes.
Dr. Not Me and Lucifer talked about his leaving town. The devil guy, not the Doctor who isn't me. Then the guy who isn't me at all cuddled with Aziraphale, the guy who totally hit on me that one time. Plus, Cafe Fina was open.
Lucifer and Maz-whosit talked about her face and there was some drama. Maybe even baby mama drama.That porn star Mustang chatted with Lucy, they talked about rebuilding... something. What needs to be rebuilt?
This morning over at the clinic, Christian's lollies were gone before Annette showed up to get her itch scratched. And in the evening, Dr. Not me and that guy who wants me hung out. Dick and Tino were big nerds over at Caritas. Good to know.
Well, that's all I got for tonight. I bid you adieu and please refrain from blowing up buildings unless Madrox is in them. The older Madrox, preferably, but lil' Maddy works too.
Goodnight!
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[OOC: *dies* OMG, I love you! BRILLIANT!]
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"You hit...on Deadpool?"
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"Really, my dear. Can you imagine me hitting on anyone, let alone a fellow who's name sounds like it comes out of a comic book?"
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