http://ismyhairout.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-04-28 05:58 pm
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Fandom Radio, Friday, April 27, 2007

"Hey, whadda ya know, it's that time again. I woulda been here earlier, but you know, I had things to do, like beating the boss on a video game and other important stuff. Anyway, let's see what's new in the mortal world this glorious, glorious Friday night. Friday? Already? I hope it's a quiet weekend.


Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't

In fact, most of you don't. Because you're not me. Try to work through the pain.

Numero Uno, or the Big Chief, the Boss, the Lady in Charge, the Hostess with the Mostest, our very own Zoe 'I want pickle ice cream and I want it now' Washburn gave people detention. That's Katara, Malibu Stacy, Ponytail, Dick who doesn't need a witty nickname, Marco, Annie, Little Jo Harvelle, the Fandom Idol, Santa Claus, Billster, Crichton's Clone, Seasonal, Crazy Little Rabid Girl, Hornhead and the girl who has an Eric Clapton song named after her. Enjoy. You all deserve it. Especially Jo.

US Government had their final, but didn't overthrow it, because that'd be Revolutions. Music is Love had their last lovefest with the big green guy. Closing numbers were sang, probably along with some letters in there too and as I let slip before, the 2007 Fandom Idol is none other than Molly Hayes. Short. Pink hat. You know the voters loved her.

Villains and Villainy said goodbye and faced off with their final foe. I hear there was a Communist egg involved. I read the notes. I don't meddle in these things. And the last class of the year, it's Adventuring Survival Tactics or, as it should've been named, 'how to irritate higher beings and not die'. Lana was too busy playing with her panther to pay attention and Jack turned in his make-out work. No...make-up. Right.

Then there was the assembly. With cheerleaders. I don't know if there was a cheerocracy or a cheertator, but now I want tater tots. There was mingling and a stiffly formal coach. Seely checked her out. One more week before you hit on the teachers, kid, please. Save me the paperwork. Parker was also checking out the coach and now everyone knows she swings that way. Fandom Idol was more interested in brain damage. There was cheering and an audience. Bel tries to convince people he doesn't notice the short skirts. Hah! Yeah. Okay. There was...I'm not using that word. There was throwing and an impressed audience and lots and lots and lots, no really, lots of glitter. And boykissy that we get every day of the week anyway. Coach Aly didn't like the flowers. Maybe she thought Buffy was hitting on her.

Everybody's favorite future failure, Rory Gilmore opened the library. And it seems that that wasn't enough action for her today, so she stopped by the office hours of her best pal Scar and the love that will never be, Broodatron 4000. She neglected Elliot. I think the squirrel left an emo tear. And a picture apparently, and turns out Jo's mom likes New Kids on the Block, but it's sadly been burned to a crisp.

Anyone for char-grilled squirrel?



Dorms: Locking People in is a Fire Hazard and a Relationship Tool

There were a lot of people in bed today. Slackers. Madrox the mad mystery passed out, Kawalsky was up early. Apparently because he didn't count sheep-Jamies, thank you drunk squirrel. Sam and Jack snuggled. Okay, not so many people, but it looked like there were at first.

Jack was out for a run, healthy young thing man boy he is. River brought breakfast. Annette couldn't resist sucking up and then playing with her Wii. I will own you at Wii baseball. Just sayin'. Cally had an emergency and talked detention with Summer. Setsuna was in the Salle and there was UST with Ami. In Japanese. Does it come with subtitles?

Malibu Stacy is up to no good. Fear for your puny mortal lives. Luke and Malibu Stacy discussed skeevy fathers and shooting people, Luke and Isabel moved on to talking about class. It's over. GET OVER IT. Summer! Summer is good. Geeks. Dawn brought doughnuts and boyfriend advice, then talked to Luke about how heroes get no respect. Consider a career change. Malibu Stacy made out with Isabel and then Door joined in. No, really. Hamlet brought chocolate, the tall scruffy Winchester under 18 discussed back-up and Hermione studied. On a Friday. Or something. There was a plan, people who should've been fearing for their lives decided to talk instead, decided on a course of action and now you're all in big, big trouble.

Jaye is now a matchmaker. She locked Kawalsky and Alanna in her room to make them talk things out. Or kill each other. I like gladiators. She recruited...no, sorry, bribed Madrox to serenade them with Earth Angel from that movie that one time with the timelines. There was talking and happy couples, sorta, and release from captivity. And no one got killed. So not like gladiators at all really. I'm disappointed.



Town: There Isn't Enough Alcohol in the Multiverse to Get You Outta Here Sane

Town! Right. Christian and Natalie earn their keep by doing absolutely nothing in the clinic. Good work ethic.

Lucy's Place is full of life with Setsuna and Ami talking without subtitles and The Hippy drinking tequila and talking to the underaged bartender. That's gonna end well.

Alphonse and Setsuna, who's all over the place today, opened Book Haven. There were falling books and some inappropriate touching. The Post Office was around courtesy of Liz, Sir Alianne swung a sword around in the Park, Turtle's delivery service was in full swing for Red and aww, I think Sir Alianne likes Red. She didn't call him a gay servant. But there's something about being from Goldenlake? Or maybe Goldenlake's a new club in town or...whatever. I need to get out more. Sir Aly thinks Turtle is a page. No, a reptile. Billster was impressed by the sword practice and Kawalsky looked like he's never seen a teacher go crazy before. Lana gave Jim-Panther a bath. Kinky. Leo woke up on a bench nearby. Tex has left the building. Throw a party! Or commiserate. Whatever your thing is. And Red is emo. Aww. Next time you see him, give him a hug. I dare you.

Caritas was the place to be. Well, I don't know about *the* place, but it was *a* place. Marty and Angela talked finals, Red delcared his love for My Little Ponies to Angela. Apparently they're manly. Yeah, like Teletubbies. Aly's back to normal! Hooray for Vanna. She got drunk, talked to Red and then had a touching moment with...wait, her Dad's in town. Yep, with her dear old pappy Dad. GOB and Red talked about being hit on by female zombies.

I think that's a perfect way to end the show. Goodnight, farewell, have a QUIET, uneventful weekend and try not to think too hard about GOB going on a date with a zombie. That way lies madness."