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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-04-25 11:11 pm
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Fandom Radio, April 25

So this is Jaye and will you please stop singing that song already? If I'm humming this by the time I leave here tonight I will cook you, I swear.


Edumacation

Forensics had a final in which they got to get away with murder. Hey, that might actually come in handy someday! But if any of you get arrested, and let's face it, I said nothing. Erase your podcasts.

Spy Tech had a final in which they had to keep trying to kill each other in different places. Not that this would be a good class to have along with the first one or anything. What did I say about erasing and deleting? Anyway, Walter dropped off weetiny rodent!Nadia in class, where Marty boggled, and with good reason. And Parker thanked M for being her mentor. Oh, come on, you're graduating and it's the last day of class. No with the sucking up.

Hunting searched a party so they could send a demon back to hell, and if you passed that final without a lampshade on your head, I think you fail at high school.

Engineering and ET CIv held their finals, and US History's final led to Matilda and Professor Noblet doing battle with erasers while Jim engaged in the sincerest form of flattery. I kind of wish I'd taken that class.

And that is the last time I report on classes here. Well, actual classes. To which I say, boo-yah.

...And wow, this squirrel was on crack. "dat betty Zoe" held office hours in her "crib", and I have never felt whiter than I do right now. Professor Noblet did, too, and Aly and her weirdness. Fo' shizzle.

Isabeeeeeel, I think this squirrel has a crush on you. Anyway, she opened the library, and discussed studying with Yomiko, and talked about things like licking Seahorses- which was yummy- and question day with Jack, and Isabel and Parker talked about post-graduation plans. ALMOST THERE YAY. Not that I'm good with ending school or anything.


Living Conditions

River did some studying, and there's going to be a lot of that for the rest of the week, huh? Sak worked out with swords and was joined by Ami and teenagers today are entirely too active.

For instance, Rikku set up for cheerleading practice, and got to pet Jude!Kitty, who was a big hit with Molly and Lana, and Tori told Rikku it's probably just temporary. It is. It happens all the time here. Even if you're not John Crichton. See, even Lana said so. Annette totally wasn't sleeping, Alec appreciated Pastry-Thrower's ensemble, and Pastry-Thrower was just kind of unimpressed. Why do I call her Pastry-Thrower? I AM GETTING TO THAT.

AND WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE SINGING. GOD.

Anyway, she shooed Faithful away, Molly heard about how Aly's a princess and wow, she worked that schtick now, didn't she? Anders watched practice, and Kawalsky was more concerned with hitting things. Like the punching bag.

English Pony set up a coffee bar in the fifth floor common room, where Annette wanted tea with rum. That's my girl. Shawn and English Pony finally figured out they're in the same class. Wow. Willow was woeful about not having grades over the summer and you know, every once in a while, I get this realization that she's against all I stand for. She also offered to curse whoever ruined Evie's notes. Evie told English Peter about them too, while Willow talked to Annette about boys. I like the conversation that doesn't involve studying.

Sak and Al discussed summer plans, Phoebe had another vision, Jamie got a visit that made him not-so-happy, Miley and Marie talked about her relationship with Jamie, which then became a not-relationship with Jamie. If I'd known that, I would have bought him a drink. Or maybe not not-pushed him over. Though it was funny.

Sokka worked on a science project, Jake seemed to be drawn to Pam's drawing, while Jim wanted to show off his... project for class. John told Rory that studying is for nerds, like that's gonna stop her, and she got a call. Maybe it was one of the woeful drunks at the bar.

*pause* Are you the squirrel from last week? Okay, fine, you can stay, but stay off the controls.

Billy wrote a letter, Rikku and Jude were snuggly and adorable till he turned into a cat. That's a mood-ruiner right there. Mac and Cally wtf'ed over all the raw meat left around her room- ew- Annette did some work, Billy helped John Connor walk his bike to Sparky Repairs, and summer raged at Chris and emoed at Tori about her ruined clothes. Just think of it this way. Now you get to get more.

Phoebe had a migraine, Annette was surprised to see Mac in the room with Cally post-meated room, so she went to see Dick. And Alec's room is like a flower cookie bouquet. I might take a day or two before when birds suddenly appear.

...Sorry. I keep hearing that song. Over and over and over.


Out and About

Turtle opened T&C, Tori popped an ibupro- aspirin thingie at Book Haven, Billy came to talk to Annette at the post office, and movies in the park had Ami and Billy and Wilson and Aziraphale on dates. Not together. Because there are lines we do not need crossed.

Teddy opened Sparky Repairs, Steerpike told Leo why he looks different at the Photo Hut, John Connor visited Rosette at church, and I'll never get used to saying "visited someone at church". Chad spent his working day with a paper airplane, while Millie spent hers with cookies and tea. Ooh, cookies. Back on the ground, squirrel. Seriously.

And now we come to the Pastry-Thrower. Bridge and Sak wtf'ed at her, as everyone should, Aiden decided Aly has geography issues, and she's got issues all right. Pretty Sam is apparently dim, Josh got slapped- yeek- and Parker figures she'd having a Fandom moment. I figure she just needs some Midol. Arashi assumed it was a doppleganger, and seriously, she threw pastries at me.

*pause* yeah, I heard you the first hundred times. God, will you just let me read radio?

Wilson was late to the clinic this morning while Natalie had her laptop, and get off the controls now thank you. At the Devil's Nest, Kabuto took notes, and Alanna dragged Dawn out to drink, and Lucy played the piano. Was it Chopsticks? Maybe that will get this damn song out of my head.

Okay, we're up to the Caritas night of woe, so screw it, I will find the god damn song. Rosette told Jarod about leaving and the alcohol she'll miss, and dammit, I didn't think about that before. Thanks, Rosette. Jack and Jarod totally said they would miss each other. Aww. Parker wanted congratulations from Jack, and a drink from Jarod, who was shoulder-to-cry on for woeful Jamie and Kawalsky, who decided between themselves that they should be celibrate. Yeah, that'll happen. I put ideas in Jarod's head possibly maybe who knows, Jamie doesn't wanna be a sheep. That was NOT MY FAULT... Isabel and Jarod discussed his plans, Parker gleed about finishing finals, and Kawalsky owes a tiki cup a banana daiquiri.

Found it! Okay, the following totally goes out to Alanna from Kawalsky- hey I told you off the control-

*dead air*

WHAT THE HELL, YOU FURRY LITTLE SKANK. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. GOD.


...Now it won't work. Fine. It was stupid anyway. And I'll be singing it all night. Something's getting melted tomorrow, seriously. Night!