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fandom_radio2012-12-08 11:22 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday, December 8
Hey, hey, stop the poking! I'm following you, I promise--oh, come on, really? You can't find anyone else to sit here and... okay, you know what, you're right, if I'm going to be surprisingly normal right now, I should probably use that for good.
*rustling noises* Okay, hello to those who are actually listening right now, this is Clint Barton with everyone's favorite nosy squirrels, here to tell you everything you got caught doing yesterday.
All right, let's see what we've got here. At the school, the Astro Sciences class got to listen to Kaidan talk about space and what the future might be like, except it was like he's not a guy from space and the future. Oz hasn't been hit by the black and white thing, but he rolled with it in Art of the Heist like a pro to try to get everyone prepared for their final next week. The Oppression, Resistance and Revolution class talked about that George Orwell guy who wrote the weird communist animal book, and how you have to make sure the change you're fighting for is the right one. Dude, everyone thinks the change they're fighting for is the right one, some people are just wrong about it.
Jono was doing okay too - like, not-feeling-crazy okay - so he chose to focus Living on the Outskirts on what he was like when he was a teenager last week, and a teenager for real, and how he got to be an adult who understands taking caution in trusting people. Hey, apparently there is some intelligence still floating around this place. During the lecture, Yeul and Rapunzel passed notes to each other, and the students talked about times they should have been more cautious. Cade and Surreal talked about how they don't conform to curfews and whether or not they dig each other, and I really hope you guys are all going to be okay when whatever this is wears off. I mean, it has to wear off soon, right?
Billy--sorry, William apparently--was reading about baseball in the library to try to improve his chances of picking up girls, and Jaina was vacuuming her office in heels and pearls. You and my poor girlfriend would probably get along well right about now. And finally, after making a PA announcement, Ms. McGonagall held an emergency Student Council meeting to plan a sock hop for today. Oh, that'll be fun to hear about.
Over in the dorms, Bucky was "blu ballz" in the lobby...
*muffled snickering*
Don't look at me like that, squirrels. If you had an inner 13-year-old-boy, you'd be laughing too.
In town, there were still weird birds on the beach and wandering through the streets. Anakin was yelling at the birds to get off his front lawn before they--can we not say the word "pooped?" I'm pretty sure that's okay--and Porthos fought off a bunch of the birds in the park with his sword. Okay, that's actually an awesome note, good job.
Jack was polishing his motorcycle in his yard, and Kaidan congratulated him on keeping his bike so well-polished, and emphasized how important it was to keep the brakes clean. Riiight. Alec had to get rid of some blue balls in Wellspring Arms... sorry, sorry, I'll stop laughing at that eventually, I promise. April managed to go to the movies all by herself, without a man oooh, and Kenzi managed to escape from jail and was hiding out at Dite's, still smoking her evil, wicked reefer.
I swear, I'm not laughing at you guys. The squirrels are making faces at me, honest.
Allie tangled with the birds and won before her shift at the Devil's Nest, but then she went home and turned into a bat, so I think the island still technically won that one. GLaDOS, who is apparently in potato form for the moment, got attacked by the birds outside the school, but luckily for her Topher came along and got her to safety. You know, I've reached the point where I know you're not lying with these notes, and yet...
Around dusk, the birds retreated, but not without people chasing them around and trying to fight them, "trying" being the operative word. Porthos apparently caught a few though, since the birds were the special at Cafe Fina. I'd say ew, but I've eaten stranger things. And at Caritas, Kitty was splitting her time between cleaning and creating more things to be cleaned by knocking stuff over with her blue bracelet... oh those blue balls. Shhh, occasionally I'm slow. Max came in for a scotch, but never managed to actually get it, since the wicked communist wind was breaking all the glasses. Darn that communism, ruining everyone's fun. Kenzi came in to hide from "the fuzz" and "the pigs" which just confused Kitty even more, not that that was difficult as I discovered when I came by as well.
Okay, that's everything you guys had written down. Have I earned my freedom?
*happy chittering*
Good, because I've got people to check on. Quite a few, apparently.
*rustling noises* Okay, hello to those who are actually listening right now, this is Clint Barton with everyone's favorite nosy squirrels, here to tell you everything you got caught doing yesterday.
All right, let's see what we've got here. At the school, the Astro Sciences class got to listen to Kaidan talk about space and what the future might be like, except it was like he's not a guy from space and the future. Oz hasn't been hit by the black and white thing, but he rolled with it in Art of the Heist like a pro to try to get everyone prepared for their final next week. The Oppression, Resistance and Revolution class talked about that George Orwell guy who wrote the weird communist animal book, and how you have to make sure the change you're fighting for is the right one. Dude, everyone thinks the change they're fighting for is the right one, some people are just wrong about it.
Jono was doing okay too - like, not-feeling-crazy okay - so he chose to focus Living on the Outskirts on what he was like when he was a teenager last week, and a teenager for real, and how he got to be an adult who understands taking caution in trusting people. Hey, apparently there is some intelligence still floating around this place. During the lecture, Yeul and Rapunzel passed notes to each other, and the students talked about times they should have been more cautious. Cade and Surreal talked about how they don't conform to curfews and whether or not they dig each other, and I really hope you guys are all going to be okay when whatever this is wears off. I mean, it has to wear off soon, right?
Billy--sorry, William apparently--was reading about baseball in the library to try to improve his chances of picking up girls, and Jaina was vacuuming her office in heels and pearls. You and my poor girlfriend would probably get along well right about now. And finally, after making a PA announcement, Ms. McGonagall held an emergency Student Council meeting to plan a sock hop for today. Oh, that'll be fun to hear about.
Over in the dorms, Bucky was "blu ballz" in the lobby...
*muffled snickering*
Don't look at me like that, squirrels. If you had an inner 13-year-old-boy, you'd be laughing too.
In town, there were still weird birds on the beach and wandering through the streets. Anakin was yelling at the birds to get off his front lawn before they--can we not say the word "pooped?" I'm pretty sure that's okay--and Porthos fought off a bunch of the birds in the park with his sword. Okay, that's actually an awesome note, good job.
Jack was polishing his motorcycle in his yard, and Kaidan congratulated him on keeping his bike so well-polished, and emphasized how important it was to keep the brakes clean. Riiight. Alec had to get rid of some blue balls in Wellspring Arms... sorry, sorry, I'll stop laughing at that eventually, I promise. April managed to go to the movies all by herself, without a man oooh, and Kenzi managed to escape from jail and was hiding out at Dite's, still smoking her evil, wicked reefer.
I swear, I'm not laughing at you guys. The squirrels are making faces at me, honest.
Allie tangled with the birds and won before her shift at the Devil's Nest, but then she went home and turned into a bat, so I think the island still technically won that one. GLaDOS, who is apparently in potato form for the moment, got attacked by the birds outside the school, but luckily for her Topher came along and got her to safety. You know, I've reached the point where I know you're not lying with these notes, and yet...
Around dusk, the birds retreated, but not without people chasing them around and trying to fight them, "trying" being the operative word. Porthos apparently caught a few though, since the birds were the special at Cafe Fina. I'd say ew, but I've eaten stranger things. And at Caritas, Kitty was splitting her time between cleaning and creating more things to be cleaned by knocking stuff over with her blue bracelet... oh those blue balls. Shhh, occasionally I'm slow. Max came in for a scotch, but never managed to actually get it, since the wicked communist wind was breaking all the glasses. Darn that communism, ruining everyone's fun. Kenzi came in to hide from "the fuzz" and "the pigs" which just confused Kitty even more, not that that was difficult as I discovered when I came by as well.
Okay, that's everything you guys had written down. Have I earned my freedom?
*happy chittering*
Good, because I've got people to check on. Quite a few, apparently.