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fandom_radio2012-12-07 10:58 am
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Fandom Radio, Friday, December 7, 2012
...wait, what do I push to make this...oh it's on? HELLO FANDOM, IT'S RILLA BLYTHE--
*frantic chittering*
-- I don't have to yell? But how will everyone hear me? I'm in a box without windows! With my new shiny necklace! I do so love the color blue, don't you?
*chittering*
You don't like the new visitors? But we should always be kind to newcomers. It's in the Bible.
*more chittering*
Well, maybe not if they try to move into your homes, but I have to check with Reverend Meredith to be certain. Ooh, look at all of the buttons--
*fifteen minute interlude of every sound effect the radio station has, plus dead air and Jingle Bells sung by barking dogs*
That was fun!
In classes, How Not to Do Things played board games, which is very wholesome! I approve. The Darling twins played together because it's important that sib...sab...brothers and sisters play together. Miss Ludgate was worried that Mr. Darling was ill since he'd turned a little grey, and Mr. Katt sat on the board and demanded to be declared the winner. You are a horrible cheater, Mr. Katt. We wrote essays yesterday in Mr. Warner's class about where "here" is...which is a much harder question than you'd think, and Drama did a last rehearsal before our pageant next week. I do hope I do well. I can't remember any of my lines right now! Miss Sarah gave out cookies in Wild Roving class, and Mr. Sparkle and Miss Sholeh worried about something weird happening--is something weird happening?!--before Miss Sholeh turned into a fawn.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. It's in the Bible!
Mr. Skywalker was listening to music and smoking his pipe in his office--that sounds very homey!--when Lord Lannister came in to discuss bowling and how important it is that dinner be on time. Miss Solo also learned about the benefits of smoking. And in the library, Mr. ...that's a big word! was taught about bongo drums by Mr. Mancha. YOU CAN'T PLAY DRUMS IN THE LIBRARY. You have to be quiet there. It's in the Bible!
In the drom...drums...dormitories Miss Fel was making dinner for the entire school, which is very sweet of her. Miss Drew has a shiny new necklace like mine and was worried that if she dug into her meal, she might miss all of the food. That seems like a very reasonable concern to me! Mr. Stark came in after a long day of hunting communists--horrible people, like Methodists but worse--and said that he arrested someone for being Russian. How exciting! I hope we learn more. He also worried that Miss Drew not taking classes everyday might be un-American.
I wouldn't know. I'm Canadian.
In town, Miss Sarah made more cookies for Mr. Gardner, and then told him she might be in the family way. And they aren't even married. He's almost as horrified as I am. Mr. Darling was afraid of breaking anything in that store with the terrible name, and Mr. Priestly was having an open mic day at the diner. Mr. Alenko was having problems getting food, and Miss Surreal wondered what was wrong with a square, which were banned on Mr. Priestly's sign. Those poor squares, left out in the cold while circles and rectangles can go wherever they like! Miss Pryde and Mr. Priestly managed to accidentally write poetry together.
Mr. Skywalker was waiting for his bowling night with the other husbands at Fast Eddie's, and Mr. Blum's path to the pastries was blocked by a dodo! Mr. Hale came by in his letter jacket and Mr. Blum--oh, I'm sorry, Doctor Blum--administered a brief examination to be sure that Mr. Hale's stomach muscles weren't too strained.
...no word if that moved the dodo bird. Dr. Blum and Mr. Priest tried to break one of the pretty blue egg-balls by dropping it down the steps, but it didn't work! Mr. Priest couldn't understand what Mr. Hale was saying, but he's not a doctor, so he couldn't give him a check-up to find out what was wrong.
Mr. Kaplan was in the park feeding ducks when Mr. Brink came by to tell him all about how much he loved baseball and girls, Miss Alice was out for a walk, and Miss [Kenzi's last name] was tending bar. She gave Mr. Priestly drugs and then got arrested by Mr. Stark for being a dirty Russian communist. And a drug dealer.
Finally, Dr. Navaan wasn't sure she had enough proper leeches at the clinic, which was a problem when Mr. Hale came by for a second opinion after his examination with Dr. Blum! Oh, I do hope Mr. Hale is all right!
...oh, was that everything? It was a very exciting day yesterday, wasn't it?! Make sure you get a pretty necklace too, everyone! Miss Drew and I are starting a trend, and it might be in the Bible.
*frantic chittering*
-- I don't have to yell? But how will everyone hear me? I'm in a box without windows! With my new shiny necklace! I do so love the color blue, don't you?
*chittering*
You don't like the new visitors? But we should always be kind to newcomers. It's in the Bible.
*more chittering*
Well, maybe not if they try to move into your homes, but I have to check with Reverend Meredith to be certain. Ooh, look at all of the buttons--
*fifteen minute interlude of every sound effect the radio station has, plus dead air and Jingle Bells sung by barking dogs*
That was fun!
In classes, How Not to Do Things played board games, which is very wholesome! I approve. The Darling twins played together because it's important that sib...sab...brothers and sisters play together. Miss Ludgate was worried that Mr. Darling was ill since he'd turned a little grey, and Mr. Katt sat on the board and demanded to be declared the winner. You are a horrible cheater, Mr. Katt. We wrote essays yesterday in Mr. Warner's class about where "here" is...which is a much harder question than you'd think, and Drama did a last rehearsal before our pageant next week. I do hope I do well. I can't remember any of my lines right now! Miss Sarah gave out cookies in Wild Roving class, and Mr. Sparkle and Miss Sholeh worried about something weird happening--is something weird happening?!--before Miss Sholeh turned into a fawn.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. It's in the Bible!
Mr. Skywalker was listening to music and smoking his pipe in his office--that sounds very homey!--when Lord Lannister came in to discuss bowling and how important it is that dinner be on time. Miss Solo also learned about the benefits of smoking. And in the library, Mr. ...that's a big word! was taught about bongo drums by Mr. Mancha. YOU CAN'T PLAY DRUMS IN THE LIBRARY. You have to be quiet there. It's in the Bible!
In the drom...drums...dormitories Miss Fel was making dinner for the entire school, which is very sweet of her. Miss Drew has a shiny new necklace like mine and was worried that if she dug into her meal, she might miss all of the food. That seems like a very reasonable concern to me! Mr. Stark came in after a long day of hunting communists--horrible people, like Methodists but worse--and said that he arrested someone for being Russian. How exciting! I hope we learn more. He also worried that Miss Drew not taking classes everyday might be un-American.
I wouldn't know. I'm Canadian.
In town, Miss Sarah made more cookies for Mr. Gardner, and then told him she might be in the family way. And they aren't even married. He's almost as horrified as I am. Mr. Darling was afraid of breaking anything in that store with the terrible name, and Mr. Priestly was having an open mic day at the diner. Mr. Alenko was having problems getting food, and Miss Surreal wondered what was wrong with a square, which were banned on Mr. Priestly's sign. Those poor squares, left out in the cold while circles and rectangles can go wherever they like! Miss Pryde and Mr. Priestly managed to accidentally write poetry together.
Mr. Skywalker was waiting for his bowling night with the other husbands at Fast Eddie's, and Mr. Blum's path to the pastries was blocked by a dodo! Mr. Hale came by in his letter jacket and Mr. Blum--oh, I'm sorry, Doctor Blum--administered a brief examination to be sure that Mr. Hale's stomach muscles weren't too strained.
...no word if that moved the dodo bird. Dr. Blum and Mr. Priest tried to break one of the pretty blue egg-balls by dropping it down the steps, but it didn't work! Mr. Priest couldn't understand what Mr. Hale was saying, but he's not a doctor, so he couldn't give him a check-up to find out what was wrong.
Mr. Kaplan was in the park feeding ducks when Mr. Brink came by to tell him all about how much he loved baseball and girls, Miss Alice was out for a walk, and Miss [Kenzi's last name] was tending bar. She gave Mr. Priestly drugs and then got arrested by Mr. Stark for being a dirty Russian communist. And a drug dealer.
Finally, Dr. Navaan wasn't sure she had enough proper leeches at the clinic, which was a problem when Mr. Hale came by for a second opinion after his examination with Dr. Blum! Oh, I do hope Mr. Hale is all right!
...oh, was that everything? It was a very exciting day yesterday, wasn't it?! Make sure you get a pretty necklace too, everyone! Miss Drew and I are starting a trend, and it might be in the Bible.