http://rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2012-10-19 09:40 am
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Fandom Radio [Friday, October 19, 2012]

Good morning, Fandom, Rilla Blythe here and happy homecoming to all alumni returning this weekend! I hope to see everyone at the dance tonight! But there's still decorating to be done there, so I'm going to make this a quick radio and get over there to help--the work of a member of the Student Council is never done.

Yesterday in classes, Mr. Warner's class discussed the world of our imaginations, which I think isn't technically part of geography. And so yes, alumni, our classes are still as peculiar as ever. Drama had a movie day, How Not to Do Things played laser tag, and Wild Roving talked about what to do when things go poorly while traveling. Miss...Yuel--is that right?--proposed that the students kill monsters for money.

*looooooooooooooooong pause*

Well, then. Mr. Skywalker was laughing at pictures of office supplies--has anyone checked on him? That seems a little...insane...and lacrosse met today and played! I really should go down sometime and watch. Are we allowed to watch?

In the dormitories, Miss Penderghast had a very long evening. Mr. Brink found a film about her on the interwebs--

*chittering*

Internet. My apologies, where she confessed to all manner of sordid things and wore the most appalling sort of clothes at her last school.

*chittering*

No, I don't think I missed the point at all. Underclothes are meant to be worn under your clothing. It's in their name. This being a common room in Fandom, naturally it was full of people that Miss Penderghast knew: Mr. Rand, Mr. Mancha, Princess Marasiah,Miss [Kenzi's last name], Mr. Logan, Mr. Kirk, Mr. Cade, Miss Drew, and, erm, me. Mr. Mancha wished for Mr. Brink to turn the movie off about halfway through, but Mr. Brink thought someone might get hit by a bus soon. No one was hit by a bus! I don't think Mr. Brink was paying any attention whatsoever.

When it was over, Mr. Rand was very unimpressed because, as he told Mr. Mancha, people lie about--I'm not saying that word--that part of their lives that invites storks to visit them. There. Was that explicit enough?--they lie about that all the time. I'm fairly certain there is no reason for it to come up in polite conversation at all. Then Mr. Rand and Mr. Cade drank alcohol in a common room. Vagrants, the both of them. Miss Penderghast came into the room for a mere second--I didn't even see her!--before fleeing to the roof. Mr. Mancha found her there and assured learning about her fake personal...experience, accidental homewrecking and terrible taste in clothing didn't change how he saw her at all. Miss [Kenzi's last name] came up with stuffed animals and chocolate, Mr. Rand arrived with--contain your shock--alcohol and told her that this really wasn't a big deal. It's true. There are children starving in Belgium. Mr. Logan was also very understanding, as was Princess Marasiah, who offered to help Miss Penderghast get revenge on Mr. Brink for allowing us all to see this to begin with. Revenge is not a good plan, Miss Penderghast. As your school assigned sibling, I think I get to say that. That goes for you too, Mr. Kirk, and you, Miss Drew, who also suggested hurting Mr. Brink.

In happier news, tickets were on sale for the dance tonight! Mr. Brink talked to Miss Yuel about whether it was easier to hire a ninja or simply become one...I have not the slightest idea what that had to do with the dance. Miss Rapunzel introduced Miss Yuel to her frog...lizard friend Pascal, who really is quite adorable for a reptile. Miss T'Soni was excited about the trip to space next weekend, and wanted to know if Miss Yuel would like to share a room.

Finally, in town, Mr. Darling allowed a gremlin to shoplift today because it was a gremlin. But stealing is wrong! It's in the Bible. Miss [Kenzi's last name] was offering free Jello shots at Caritas if you told her an embarrassing story about yourself. I wonder what gave her that idea.

ANYWAY. Enjoy the dance tonight everyone! Wear your underclothes on the INSIDE.