fandom_radio | Phandom Phradio, Sunday, October 14th

Hellooooooooooo, Fandomites in Africa. As you return to our lovely island today, I want to make sure you know that I have taken over and am the acting Pharaoh of Phandom, which is now spelled with a 'Ph' for symmetry and acidity tests. So when you come back, remember, you owe me a tribute of either a really good knock knock joke (no 'orange' knock-offs, okay?), an attractive nurse, or one million dollars, which will help make up for the lack of either of the first two options. Leave the payment at the Ziggurat in the middle of town that I have made my new captiol building.

For those of you who've been in Fandom this whole time, SHHH! Don't tell them the truth! It would be so much less fun.

Out in Africa during the day, room service brought Natalie her breakfast, much like my new servants do for me at all hours. Even dinner hours! They still bring me breakfast. They're just the best, you guys. Jackson worked out, and a few people went island hopping! Probably not literally! Cade and Mercy compared their vacation experiences while Alec and Karolina focused on turtles and snow.

And in the evening, Natalie dined out, Atton drank by the pool, and Jim and Jessica made their own fun at a party in a board room.

Or in other words, it sounds like everyone is about ready to come back to my kingdom. And just to get you back in the mood, here's what my subjects did!

Kitty and Clint compared their weeks. Kitty's was terrible, Clint's involved dog rescues, both took time to pledge the rest of their lives to Pharaoh Yakko, as is only right.

Alice surveyed the outer limits of my dominion at the beach and presumably planned on how to conquer the lands beyond the sea for my glory.

Carl's dog was being a nuisance at the Gazette, which means that it has earned its place in my army. What has two thumbs and is a very good dog? Well, that's classified, but foreign intelligence seems to think it's that dog.

Coulson was alive in the park with some good news when Carl came by to discover that print journalism is dead. Especially in my kingdom. Radio or nothing in Phandom With a Ph!

Stiles had all of his supplies for researching how to be a good minion to his Pharaoh at the Perk when Derek creeped on over and gained a spot in my intelligence agency by hassling the kid about why he's not in Africa. Stiles didn't really answer, but I think he's just that loyal to me.

And that's all for today, my subjects. Welcome back, and all glory to me!