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Fandom Radio, Thursday, April 19, 2007
"This is Hades, God of the Dead, Lord of the Underworld, here on WTFH radio a day early. I missed you all so much. Yeah. That's it. Let's get this over with.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
Mystical Artefacts, otherwise known as the discarded toys of the gods, had a sub teacher and a movie. I had a date like that once. Jo Harvelle, otherwise known as my indentured slave, told Dean about how she inconvenienced me yesterday. Don't forget to bring a sewing kit.
The Gods and You, as taught by my illustrious and sexually perverted nephew, had a review session. Annie sulked at Waistcoat Guy, then threw paper wads at Peg Leg Ninja. Then Malibu Stacy sucked up to Ares for a better grade and talked about gods and tearing holes in reality. My advice - get a new hobby.
Anatomy reviewed and Marty wanted to go over the reproductive system again. This isn't news, he's a teenage boy. Chad needed the birds and the bees story again.
Space Cadet Class reviewed, Drama Geeks worked on their projects, Future Dropkicks of America played their own music and Science!, the only class with special punctuation, baked.
The Horse With No Name, Drama Queen and The Divine Ms M had office hours.
Media Lackeys R Us met and got their assignments while Broodatron 4000 watched on. And took his shirt off. Wait, no, that was the squirrel's wishful thinking. Dirty little freaks.
The library was open, and there's no Old Maid to speak of today, but the glove committee met to talk about stuff I don't care about.
Dorms: Now With 100% More S'mores
The lobby got a work out today thanks to Malibu Stacy and her cookies. Steve Peter had a crappy day, but Isabel made it aaaaall better if you know what I mean. Annie got the whole story about the breaking of time and space, Cassie was there to talk about bratty kids, Ponytail complained about the free food but took some anyway, Tori who I haven't come up with a nickname for yet talked about traffic cones and Isabel and Malibu Stacy made the squirrels cry tiny squirrel emo tears. In the meantime, Squirrely Hair Girl spazzed out, Wholesome Broody Kid Shawn was impressed and somewhere not in the lobby, Nadia and Waistcoat Guy played with their food. Didn't anyone ever teach you that's rude?
Second Floor Common Room got Pam. See Pam. See Pam bark. Bark, Pam, bark. Crazy Hat Lady came in and gave her a belly rub and some liver treats.
Fifth floor common room got Annie, who tried to pretending she wasn't watching Skinemax. The late great John Connor complimented Annie on her taste and told her that he's going straight to Hell. See you there. I'll save you a seat.
Third Floor Common Room, because doing these things in order is so passe, thought she was Marie Antoinette, Queen of all France. Off with her head! Katara joined her highness for hot chocolate and some guillotine action.
And back to the lobby, where the Proud Republican and Tory Students and friends had Fandom Feud, the game show that doesn't make sense. Team One, who all have detention as soon as I get around to it, were Madrox, Rikku and Red. They had to guess the Top 10 Most Popular TV Shows in Fandom. Maude didn't cut it. Red cried. Then came Top 10 Ways to Annoy Hades. Half of the answers were standing right there.
Team 2 was John Connor on his own. A one man team who guessed Top 10 Worst Places in Fandom to End Up Naked. He must have had experience, because he gave GPS coordinates.
team 3 was Ponytail, who guessed wrong the Top 10 Weetiny Animals that might invade. He got punched. Malibu Stacy got detention. Red got threatened and had his love life questioned by another man in red.
Team 4 was Annie and yesterday's radio Princess Jaye. Top 10 Teachers Who Will End Up in Jail for them. Red boasted. Fraser was gentlemanly. Annie blushed about Ares' tower.
Yeck.
John Connor's getting a lot of action today, and none of the fun stuff, because he had a coffee bath alone. Good for the skin. Wait, no, Liz interrupted. Or maybe that was later. Naomi was invited in...or maybe that was later as well. There was talk of the little brats from the weekend. Squirrely Hair Girl got news from home, Jack took a long walk off a short pier, Dances with Prada made a phone call.
Cally snooped around Teddy's travel plans if you know what I mean, Ami emailed the chess geeks, Aeryn sulked like a baby, Setsuna snorted glitter and Ami studied like the wind.
I don't know how wind studies. It thinks everything is a breeze.
Town: Insert Clever Pun Here To Cover the Groaning From That Last Line
Haha. Scar, otherwise known as my new pal Anakin Skywalker, was talking to himself. A lot. With hand gestures. Possibly kissy faces. Is there a shrink in the house?
The angel and the doctor talked about Lucy, who I still haven't met. Wonder why that is? Huh. The Divine Miss M sent an email, Stanley made lunch, the Hippy is throwing a party - Saturday night, be there. Hippies throw great parties.
Luke's was opened by Malibu Stu, Hannelore opened OCD 4 U, some guy I've never heard of opened Sanctity, Nun Town was open and some guy named Remington was there. So was John Connor. T&C was open to sell glitter to my old pal Rory Gilmore.
Katara opened the Post Office and had 16 children. No, wait. What? The Chad mailed things. He's leaving town, in case you're nosy. Katara ate hot dogs and then they both did the Monster Mash.
No, wait. What? Gah, squirrels.
Ami opened the Magic Box, Lana opened Book Haven, the Perk was innuendo central around breakfast time and Candlestick Guy opened Cafe Fina. BridgenXander, which sounds like an exotic disease that everyone should be innoculated from stopped in for dinner, Ponytail wanted to know what was with the lemurs and Hamlet, king of the color black, wanted to know about special bookings.
Down at Ye Olde Waste of Money Clinic, Boy Wonder - sorry, DOCTOR Boy Wonder - watched TV and Kyo showed him his cast. If you know what I m...no, that's over done now. At Caritas, Phoebe was drinking on the job, Anders was making excuses to use on teachers, and then they done personal displays of affection. Then Phoebe switched to laying the lip smackdown on Bel. I'm not commenting on Phoebe's promiscuity. It's too easy.
At Lucy's House of Love, Neil cleaned and studied and Kabuto offered to help.
And we're out. This is Hades. This is Fandom. No more kids this weekend or I'm putting contraceptives in the water supply!"
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
Mystical Artefacts, otherwise known as the discarded toys of the gods, had a sub teacher and a movie. I had a date like that once. Jo Harvelle, otherwise known as my indentured slave, told Dean about how she inconvenienced me yesterday. Don't forget to bring a sewing kit.
The Gods and You, as taught by my illustrious and sexually perverted nephew, had a review session. Annie sulked at Waistcoat Guy, then threw paper wads at Peg Leg Ninja. Then Malibu Stacy sucked up to Ares for a better grade and talked about gods and tearing holes in reality. My advice - get a new hobby.
Anatomy reviewed and Marty wanted to go over the reproductive system again. This isn't news, he's a teenage boy. Chad needed the birds and the bees story again.
Space Cadet Class reviewed, Drama Geeks worked on their projects, Future Dropkicks of America played their own music and Science!, the only class with special punctuation, baked.
The Horse With No Name, Drama Queen and The Divine Ms M had office hours.
Media Lackeys R Us met and got their assignments while Broodatron 4000 watched on. And took his shirt off. Wait, no, that was the squirrel's wishful thinking. Dirty little freaks.
The library was open, and there's no Old Maid to speak of today, but the glove committee met to talk about stuff I don't care about.
Dorms: Now With 100% More S'mores
The lobby got a work out today thanks to Malibu Stacy and her cookies. Steve Peter had a crappy day, but Isabel made it aaaaall better if you know what I mean. Annie got the whole story about the breaking of time and space, Cassie was there to talk about bratty kids, Ponytail complained about the free food but took some anyway, Tori who I haven't come up with a nickname for yet talked about traffic cones and Isabel and Malibu Stacy made the squirrels cry tiny squirrel emo tears. In the meantime, Squirrely Hair Girl spazzed out, Wholesome Broody Kid Shawn was impressed and somewhere not in the lobby, Nadia and Waistcoat Guy played with their food. Didn't anyone ever teach you that's rude?
Second Floor Common Room got Pam. See Pam. See Pam bark. Bark, Pam, bark. Crazy Hat Lady came in and gave her a belly rub and some liver treats.
Fifth floor common room got Annie, who tried to pretending she wasn't watching Skinemax. The late great John Connor complimented Annie on her taste and told her that he's going straight to Hell. See you there. I'll save you a seat.
Third Floor Common Room, because doing these things in order is so passe, thought she was Marie Antoinette, Queen of all France. Off with her head! Katara joined her highness for hot chocolate and some guillotine action.
And back to the lobby, where the Proud Republican and Tory Students and friends had Fandom Feud, the game show that doesn't make sense. Team One, who all have detention as soon as I get around to it, were Madrox, Rikku and Red. They had to guess the Top 10 Most Popular TV Shows in Fandom. Maude didn't cut it. Red cried. Then came Top 10 Ways to Annoy Hades. Half of the answers were standing right there.
Team 2 was John Connor on his own. A one man team who guessed Top 10 Worst Places in Fandom to End Up Naked. He must have had experience, because he gave GPS coordinates.
team 3 was Ponytail, who guessed wrong the Top 10 Weetiny Animals that might invade. He got punched. Malibu Stacy got detention. Red got threatened and had his love life questioned by another man in red.
Team 4 was Annie and yesterday's radio Princess Jaye. Top 10 Teachers Who Will End Up in Jail for them. Red boasted. Fraser was gentlemanly. Annie blushed about Ares' tower.
Yeck.
John Connor's getting a lot of action today, and none of the fun stuff, because he had a coffee bath alone. Good for the skin. Wait, no, Liz interrupted. Or maybe that was later. Naomi was invited in...or maybe that was later as well. There was talk of the little brats from the weekend. Squirrely Hair Girl got news from home, Jack took a long walk off a short pier, Dances with Prada made a phone call.
Cally snooped around Teddy's travel plans if you know what I mean, Ami emailed the chess geeks, Aeryn sulked like a baby, Setsuna snorted glitter and Ami studied like the wind.
I don't know how wind studies. It thinks everything is a breeze.
Town: Insert Clever Pun Here To Cover the Groaning From That Last Line
Haha. Scar, otherwise known as my new pal Anakin Skywalker, was talking to himself. A lot. With hand gestures. Possibly kissy faces. Is there a shrink in the house?
The angel and the doctor talked about Lucy, who I still haven't met. Wonder why that is? Huh. The Divine Miss M sent an email, Stanley made lunch, the Hippy is throwing a party - Saturday night, be there. Hippies throw great parties.
Luke's was opened by Malibu Stu, Hannelore opened OCD 4 U, some guy I've never heard of opened Sanctity, Nun Town was open and some guy named Remington was there. So was John Connor. T&C was open to sell glitter to my old pal Rory Gilmore.
Katara opened the Post Office and had 16 children. No, wait. What? The Chad mailed things. He's leaving town, in case you're nosy. Katara ate hot dogs and then they both did the Monster Mash.
No, wait. What? Gah, squirrels.
Ami opened the Magic Box, Lana opened Book Haven, the Perk was innuendo central around breakfast time and Candlestick Guy opened Cafe Fina. BridgenXander, which sounds like an exotic disease that everyone should be innoculated from stopped in for dinner, Ponytail wanted to know what was with the lemurs and Hamlet, king of the color black, wanted to know about special bookings.
Down at Ye Olde Waste of Money Clinic, Boy Wonder - sorry, DOCTOR Boy Wonder - watched TV and Kyo showed him his cast. If you know what I m...no, that's over done now. At Caritas, Phoebe was drinking on the job, Anders was making excuses to use on teachers, and then they done personal displays of affection. Then Phoebe switched to laying the lip smackdown on Bel. I'm not commenting on Phoebe's promiscuity. It's too easy.
At Lucy's House of Love, Neil cleaned and studied and Kabuto offered to help.
And we're out. This is Hades. This is Fandom. No more kids this weekend or I'm putting contraceptives in the water supply!"
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"How does hugging Anders and kissing Cole make me promiscuous?!" she screeched indignantly to the radio broadcast. "It is so good that you are a God or Cole might try to kill you for that."
No, she wasn't thinking about asking Chris to look in the Book for a spell to vanquish a God. Really.
[[OOC: *giggles* This rocks!]]
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