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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-04-18 11:13 pm
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Fandom Radio, April 18

Why, hello there, Fandom. It's so nice to be here talking with you. I'm sure we'll be great friends!

Oh, hello again, Mr. Squirrel! Aren't you cute! You're very good at braiding hair, you know. And oh, is that sash for my dress? You're so sweet!


*music plays out of nowhere*
I can read you the news
Giggling, emoing, splendid
Tell me, listener, now when did
You last let your ears decide?

A new broadcast
A new fantastic set of news
No one to calls us ho's
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming



School! Where everyone goes to learn!

Forensics discussed how to tell the difference between an accident and homicide. Well. You might want to look for half-bitten apples. Spy Tech got got use backpacks with jets.

*music plays out of nowhere*
Soon you'll zoom all around the room
All it takes is a backpack and jet
But wait now before you fret
I'm sure there was a safety net
So I hope you didn't fret
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!


Parker and D'Anna decided not to participate so they could talk about their children. Aw, they're so sweet!

Engineering, Extraterrestrial Civilizations and US History had review sessions, but Kawalsky thought it was more fun to throw paper at people. What a loveable scamp!

Creative Writing worked on their final papers, while Hunting talked about demons and exorcisms. That doesn't sound like a very happy topic. Chris asked Luna out on a date. Ah, young love. Blair told Luna what exorcisms are really like, and Sokka tried to scare Sakurazaki, which isn't nice at all and he should apologize.

Turtle and Rikku visited the very nice Mr. Deadpool, and Sakura and Professor Next held office hours, Mr. Keyworth got a visitor named Ami, and Vice Principal Hades had Anakin, Rikku and Jo come by, and a little squirrel told me that there was an incident with rock salt and someone's rear end. That might get a certain blonde into some trouble. Oops.

In the library, which is a wonderful place with a lot of books, Isabel and Dawn and Parker talked about their children. I hope you were all very good to them. There's nothing like a wicked stepmother to ruin everything.


Home! (Though *sigh*, it would be nice to see someplace else for a change!)

John and Aeryn were emo over their lost child, though don't worry! I'm sure he'll be back in eighteen years to save the land somehow! Bel, Phoebe and Anders woke up together and... oh, my. I must be reading that wrong. That's certainly not G-rated, and I bet it was one of the squirrels playing a trick on me. Was it you, Mr. Squirrel? That was naughty.

John Connor took a shower, Zero had some sort of flail over some sort of technology, Jake did some sketching, Cameron made a phone call, and Ami and Sakurazaki got together to talk about their last session and honorable wars. Wars are bad, unless of course there's no choice and you have to pose as a boy in order to get in and defeat a Hun or a thousand.

Annette told Cally she'd like to have her control issues, and then tried some control issues on Dick before deciding she was naked. Oops! Lana came to visit an emo River, and Conner an emo Gwynn... Awww, don't be sad! Remember!

A Spoonful of glitter helps the emo go away
The emo go away
The emo go away
Just a spoonful of glitter helps the emo go away
In a most delightful way!


...That doesn't quite rhyme now, does it? Or rather, it rhymes too well. *cheerful giggle* Everybody makes mistakes!

D'anna got ready for a night out, though I think she managed without squirrels to help her, Cally talked to Mac about her control issues, Jack and Sam talked about their children, while Rikku made sure her daughter didn't do anything bad and Pam told Jim that children hate her. Maybe she's a wicked witch! Don't make any deals with her! I warned you!



Town! Bustling and busy and full of life and character!

Pip left, with goodbyes from Gwynn, Nadia, Blair, Pippi, Aziraphale, Walter, Al, and Billy before setting off. Pippi also left, saying goodbye to Aziraphale, Wilson, Chad, Gwynn, Cally, Walter, Al, Conner, Nadia, Blair, Jamie, Lana, River, Tori, Billy, and Stark. I wish you luck ...er, wherever it is that isn't here.

Annette opened the post office, Angela and Tori discussed missing their children at Book Haven, and Turtle and Canary sold this wonderful glitter! Annette, Angela and I all bought some. The blue seemed to be especially popular.

Aziraphale threw a birthday party for Wilson, with Abby, Leo, Bel, Anders, Phoebe, Blair, John Conner, Mr. Keyworth, Jamie, Marie, Nadia, Annette, Lana, Jim, and Tori arrived to celebrate. Abby asked how the... all right, I simply can't read that. Annette and Tori discussed their children with Aziraphale, while Abby, Blair, Jamie, Marie, Annette, Phoebe, Lana, Bel, Anders and Tori all wished Wilson a happy birthday, though Leo might have taken a try or two before getting it right.

Rosette's boss came to check up on her at the church- oh no!- and spoke with Lucifer, who seems to be giving him the same name. Hm. Curiouser and curiouser. Chad had a reflective day at work, while Teddy and Giles missed their children at work, and that just won't do!

Just whistle while you work
Put on that grin and start right in to whistle loud and long
Just hum a merry tune
Just do your best and take a rest and sing yourself a song


And I meant that in the cleanest way.

Parker advertised for Teal Dear. They have a performance and need new band members. Maybe I should audition to sing! What's that, Mr. Squirrel? They don't need a singer? Oh. Woe.

Movies in the Park had Billy and Ami on a date, and Annette thinking she was some sort of track star. Oh, that's silly. Why would anyone believe they were someone they weren't, unless they had been put under a spell?

Willow went to the clinic during Wilson's shift, and I hope nothing's wrong! Kabuto seemed annoyed at the Devil's Nest, and I can always sing the whistling song again... And finally, at Caritas, Leo sang a melancholy song, while Parker reminisced about her children and drank with D'anna. I'm certain it was just milk. D'Anna and Dean talked about open relationships, and yes, it's very important to be honest and open. Tori and D'Anna missed their children, and D'anna and Zero talked about the need for new band members. Rosette didn't want John Connor around, Walter got a drink, and although my notes say that I was acting strangely, i wasn't. I was just showing Jarod my glitter. Dean and I talked about children, and D'anna was unable to count my fingers. Jamie was a sheep, and Ares seems to want to show people his tower. I don't understand why he would admit that. He must be a very bad villain.

*long pause*

Um.

*longer pause*

Crap. Did I sing on air? Oh, hell. Bye.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Disney . . . princess . . . radio . . . OMG. *is dead* I now also have EVERY SINGLE ONE of those songs stuck in my head, damn you!]

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone on the first floor who heard a thump? Yeah. That was Kawalsky slipping off the bed from laughing so hard his sides hurt.
likethegun: (i'm laughing while looking down)

[personal profile] likethegun 2007-04-19 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sam had never, ever been as grateful for radio podcasts as he was at this moment. Pretty Princess Jaye was getting saved for great posterity.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Parker ended up laughing until her sides hurt. Then re-played the broadcast to cackle some more.

"All that's missing is chirping birds."

[*dies a lot*]

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
A track star? Buhh...

(hee! *dies laughing*)

[identity profile] water-wonder.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Tori stared at the radio for a few seconds before bursting into laughter.

[OMG, I LOVE you. Now, I must go listen to Disney songs... *blames you for getting them stuck in my head!*]
needsaparrot: (wtf)

[personal profile] needsaparrot 2007-04-19 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...........See that? Actually distracted Xander from emo-ing about his lack of kid(s) for a while.

[identity profile] dbiers.livejournal.com 2007-04-19 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
This podcast? D was totally keeping. Forever.

[identity profile] peter--parker.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Peter was going to be taunting Jaye about this for the rest of the year.