Fandom Radio, December 13, 2005

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This is Faith Lehane, bringing you the news from Fandom High for the final time. An...and I don't think I mentioned this, but B? Excellent choice in rum. Excellent.

Classes (for you dumb people who've actually been showing up)

The Tick (who I still do not know the name of- is it The? I would like to know, damnit!), has superheroes come to his class. Blah blah, Literature, blah blah, boring, blah blah hot teacher. Oh, yay- Shop Class gets festive. Oh, Bio has a study guide. And I don't care.

Dream tells his classes he needs a TA and also that finals are due soon. They make adorable Snowman Lanterns in Home Ec. There's an open Sociology lab, for those that need it. Ew, finals stuff in the King Arthur class.

Art Class is full of sexual harassment, as usual. Dude, someone fire Ash already? Another 'ew'- Geography finals. Kry teaches Journalism.

Speech is boring, as usual. Ew, Ab.Psycho. I cut that shit. And, oh, shock- History classes learn nothing, again. Oh, but in Intro to Buisness they watch a movie. Yay for slacking.

Chaucer has office hours. Yum. The Doctor does also. Another yum.

Anakin? I'm personally offended that Flight Club got to watch a movie that you've yet to share with me. You know how I feel about Snakes In Planes.

The Library is open. Not that I care, or anything, because I'm not one of the chosen cool kids that hang out there, but whatever. Whorey Gilmore has a hangover, we're getting a new librarian, Lee is full of glee (which I've been told needs a LEE to exist), Chrichton talks to Marty about the theft of Angel's gay snowglobe, and Whorey's moody.

In Study Hall, Xander wears some misteltoe but doesn't get any. GLee and Draco chat. Oh, and that SLUT Veronica Mars drags Bel out into the hallway. Because she's a whore. Oh, and she brings him into the girl's bathroom. And he looks DAMN satisfied when leaving.

Dorms (or, where Veronica Mars SHOULD drag her conquests)

There are Secret Santa presents! Also in the holiday spirit, there's fliers for a holiday thing at Azriphale's. And also for caroling. And not in the holiday season, tomorrow is Open Mic Night. Maybe I'll do another Limerick. Or a dance. If I'm drunk enough.

Shep and Lana are cute in the common room. So cute, in fact, that I won't threaten to throw Lana at anyone tonight. Damn, I need another emoweapon. Oh gawd, and I'd need a weapon, just to beat the stupid off- Duo and Hamlet are fighting the war on cooties, from their pillow fort. Oh, and they watched Bitterwoman in the lounge. Missing that'll teach me to start drinking so early in the evening.

Also in the personal lives of FH students, we have Veronica Mars coming to the realization that she was skeezy last night. She apologizes to Pheobe for being a skank with her boyfriend. Also, she apologizes to Angela, even though she didn't get skanky with Marty. *yawn* She apologizes to Parker and Angel too. And, also, she apologizes to Rory for being a big skanky whore all in her boyfriend's lap. Summary- VMars is a ho.
Omigosh! Whorey spent the night in Annie's bed! And Logan isn't happy! *sigh* Well, they all don't kill each other. But she's still Whorey, for corrupting my poor, innocent, friend like that.

In another drama-filled event, Kara gets injured in a hardcore game of Stonehenge. Good going, Anders. Cally runs to get Lee, who is no longer so damn gleeful (but the Glee is still leeful), and Anders brings her to the Clinic. I don't know what went on in there, but I'll be damned if it doesn't seem like the poor girl got her ACL fucked up. Shit. *sounds of drinking, like out of a bottle of rum* Ya'll should send the poor girl flowers. Or cards. Or something.

Town

At Azriphale's, Harry Potter and Kiki are cute. *gasp* Oh, I am shocked. (By the way, Azzie is having a holiday party Saturday) And, aw, he got a Secret Santa!

There's a cute new guy working at the Emporium. Also, there was a bird there. And they talked to it. *sigh* I think I'm drunk. Also, it looks like Marty is planning a romantic night. He also mentioned Bel. *giggle* Please don't put those images in my head. Although, boys, I'm interested to see who's on top. Feel free to share.

*gulp* Um, remember how I asked for Ash's firing? Yeah, I take it back. Apparently, he's been, um, shot into space, along with Mr. Servo. *sniffle* He can't be GONE! I never got to give him any sugar! It was going to be a goodbye present! *sniffle*
*pause* Give me a moment. I need to get over the fact that I just told the school that I'd give Ash sugar. *sigh* Thank god I'm leaving soon.

Caritas is hopping less so than usual. CJ and the Tenster (also- is THAT his name?) talk about Harkness and his memory issues. Pheobe tries to get Bel to sing, and, aw, they do.

The Tick brings his...interesting friends to Luke's. And they meet Becky. And the whole thing is awkward, and disturbing, and I need more rum.

And that's all for today, folks. You're all fab, except for those of you that I hate. Also, B? We're gonna hang out and drink one night. Cause this drinking alone thing you're encouraging leads to badness.

*barks in the background* Yep, I'll tell them. Everyone? Wilkins loves you. And he wants to know if Vladdie's- no. I'm not setting you up. *ruff!* No! Relationships with vamps lead to badness! *arf!* No! Ask Buffy, if you don't belive me!

*click*


((ooc: *sobs* i don't wanna leave radio!))

Comments

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[Damn, gonna miss your broadcasts. You and Wilkins have fun in 'tropolis.]}

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto heard that Ash was gone, and groaned. "Great, could he even bother to leave notes on who's passing the class."

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin listened to the broadcast and blushed bright red. But he took the copy of Snakes on a Plane and walked it across the hall to Faith's room, where it was resting against her door until she opened it.

[OOC: *clings and cries* You will be missed, babe.]

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: *hugs Faith* I'm seriously going to miss you.]]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *standing ovation* Won't be the same around here without you.]

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe stares at the radio in shock and her face pales when she hears what Faith says about Veronica and Cole in the girls bathroom. It's the line about him looking satisfied when he leaves that comes close to being her undoing.

[demonbelthazor]

[OOC: Uh oh.... ;)]

[sensethevisions]

[[OOC: Yeah...she's kind of in shock and not knowing what's going on.]]

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Veronica listens to the radio and her first reaction is Oh fuck, it looks like I'll be making more apology phone calls today.

Then she hears the bit about Rory spending the night in Anakin's bed, realizes why Logan sounded so off last night and gets incredibly pissed that Rory was a total hypocrit on the phone last night.


[and ZOMG *clings to Faith* -- will miss you muchly or you know, not so much since I'll still see you but it won't be the same - WAH!]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc but ic: OMG WAS NOT. *flail*]

[demonbelthazor]

Bel listened to the radio broadcast. When it got to the part about him and Veronica in the bathroom, he smirked...until her realized Phoebe would hear that, too. Oops.

Marty being mentioned in the same breath as the Emporium and his own name got his interest, too. Checking up on him? Heh. Too late.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[ooc but ic: HA! Busted!]

[totally ooc: goes to post bathroom AU smut]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Romantic Evening? With Bel? Hmmm... No! That's interesting Wrong! So Wrong!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *clings to you* Don't go!]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

"I can't come back, I don't know how it works!"

((ooc: I will miss you dearly. *clings*))

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders throws a pair of balled-up socks at the radio, pulls the covers over his head, and tries to go back to sleep. Faith's not wrong, though, so it doesn't make him feel any better when the radio falls off the bookshelf.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

*Listens to the radio as she's waking up in the morning and smiles, remembering last night.*

[OOC: Don't want you to go!!!]