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fandom_radio2012-08-19 11:58 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, August 19th
Hey, everyone! Yakko here, and I've got an alligator sandwich waiting for me, so let's make this snappy.
Books were moving in the library, making Cassidy's job tougher. I hope she eventually used humane, non-lethal book traps.
Or maybe she should have just used a book-hunting cat. I don't know if Mr Gerald "Humberto" Moxy has been trained in hunting books, but Natalie was giving him some training in playing with her in the second floor common room. Toby proved that he's been here too long by checking to see if the cat was a real cat or a student who was turned into a cat or maybe a cat who was also a student or a student who was wearing a very impressive cat costume. And up in 314, Luke surprised Percy with cake and birthday presents. It would have been more surprising if it wasn't even Percy's birthday.
And over in town, where all the action is every Saturday, Kaidan made a phone call and found out that he'll be in Fandom forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and EVER! And Clint picked Kitty up at her apartment for a date at Fast Eddie's. Or, if it went well, Take Your Time Clint's, Nudge Nudge.
Business news now. Topher was checking out MIT's website at Stark's and Jono was doing script work on the next production at the Boards. Natalie stopped by one of those businesses to talk about school, cats, and archery. Which business did she go to? Choose your own adventure time! If you chose Stark's, turn to page 35. If you chose the Boards, turn to the next page.
Tom Bodett Impressionist: Next page.
Yakko: Natalie went to the Boards and spoke to Jono.
The Perk's barista was swooning over texts she received from a source you'll discover in just a second if I remember to mention it. Meanwhile, Derek lurked. As it turned out, April wrote the texts for Tino over at Caritas before ditching out and getting some coffee at the Perk. And then she tried to outlurk Derek. Results of the lurking competition were not available at press time. Jaye, meanwhile, got annoyed at the barista and bonded with Derek over being mean to her. How sweet. Get those kids together and they'll slowly make each other nearly as miserable as Tino will make the barista.
Speaking of true love and making people miserable, the Future Mrs Warner posed for pictures in moose ears at The Devil's Nest to pay off a favor to TIny. I don't know if this helps my case, but I do a fantastic moose impression. Wanna hear it?
Ahem. Helloooooooooooooooo, nurse! I'm a moose, how you doin'?
And that's all for me today! Next time you hear me, it'll probably be while I'm trying to buy votes so I can continue doing this job. Please request bribes at 555-YAKS and I'll see what I can do.
Tom Bodett Impressionist: Page 35. You have been eaten by a grue. You should have stayed at Motel 6. We would have left the light on for you.
Books were moving in the library, making Cassidy's job tougher. I hope she eventually used humane, non-lethal book traps.
Or maybe she should have just used a book-hunting cat. I don't know if Mr Gerald "Humberto" Moxy has been trained in hunting books, but Natalie was giving him some training in playing with her in the second floor common room. Toby proved that he's been here too long by checking to see if the cat was a real cat or a student who was turned into a cat or maybe a cat who was also a student or a student who was wearing a very impressive cat costume. And up in 314, Luke surprised Percy with cake and birthday presents. It would have been more surprising if it wasn't even Percy's birthday.
And over in town, where all the action is every Saturday, Kaidan made a phone call and found out that he'll be in Fandom forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and EVER! And Clint picked Kitty up at her apartment for a date at Fast Eddie's. Or, if it went well, Take Your Time Clint's, Nudge Nudge.
Business news now. Topher was checking out MIT's website at Stark's and Jono was doing script work on the next production at the Boards. Natalie stopped by one of those businesses to talk about school, cats, and archery. Which business did she go to? Choose your own adventure time! If you chose Stark's, turn to page 35. If you chose the Boards, turn to the next page.
Tom Bodett Impressionist: Next page.
Yakko: Natalie went to the Boards and spoke to Jono.
The Perk's barista was swooning over texts she received from a source you'll discover in just a second if I remember to mention it. Meanwhile, Derek lurked. As it turned out, April wrote the texts for Tino over at Caritas before ditching out and getting some coffee at the Perk. And then she tried to outlurk Derek. Results of the lurking competition were not available at press time. Jaye, meanwhile, got annoyed at the barista and bonded with Derek over being mean to her. How sweet. Get those kids together and they'll slowly make each other nearly as miserable as Tino will make the barista.
Speaking of true love and making people miserable, the Future Mrs Warner posed for pictures in moose ears at The Devil's Nest to pay off a favor to TIny. I don't know if this helps my case, but I do a fantastic moose impression. Wanna hear it?
Ahem. Helloooooooooooooooo, nurse! I'm a moose, how you doin'?
And that's all for me today! Next time you hear me, it'll probably be while I'm trying to buy votes so I can continue doing this job. Please request bribes at 555-YAKS and I'll see what I can do.
Tom Bodett Impressionist: Page 35. You have been eaten by a grue. You should have stayed at Motel 6. We would have left the light on for you.