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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, April 10
Hello Fandom, my adoring public you. Deadpool here. That's right. Deadpool. No one else. Ignore anyone who says otherwise because they're damn dirty liars.
And if anyone says 'Snikt snikt' around me, I'ma make sure they never say anything ever again. Got it Madrox? I'll send pictures of you as a Jamhuahua to your little agency back home.
Moving right along!
School
School, where kids learn about things not pertaining to jets. Home Ec looked at interior design. River apologized for missing last week's class, apparently she was asleep. Which is a terrible excuse. You could at least claim to have been saving orphans from nuns or something.
Revolutions had a guest speaker, someone named Roy Mustang of Amestris who get's questioned by the students. Hopefully they asked why his name sounds like that of a porn star. Aly. Did you bring a porn star into in to talk to your students? Bel spent the class giving sultry looks to Anders or glaring at him. I'm a little fuzzy on the rampant UST there. Parker and Isabel watched, rolled their eyes and passed notes like good teenage girls should. Aly threw a pen cap at Marco for almost falling asleep. Maybe porn bores him a lot. Who knows? Al and Roy talked, or rather Roy double ewe tea effed at him and Al said he was from his future. Time travel. ALWAYS FUN. Aly and Roy then talked about Fandom. Or about his career as a porn star.
Superheroing 101 talked about sidekicks and teammates. Are they forming another Avengers team here? That's a bad idea folks, those guys die faster than you can sayboykissy. The nubile Young Avengers, the one team without rampant death tossed notes at each other. The rest of the class networked, which is a fancy word for gossiped, and formed teams
In Driver's Ed today absolutely nothing happened. Nothing. Nada. Zip.
Arashi had office hours, getting visited by Aly. And I'm sure they talked about nothing in particular or of any importance to anyone ever. At all. Dr. Not Me also had business hours and was visited by that guy who called me his dear, weird, and... Pippi. I was in my office and absolutely nothing happened. Aziraphale had office hours and was visited by Annette. Aly did as well, only she had the porn star visit her.
And last but certainly least, the office was open.
Sam Not a Gun opened the library and Dean showed up to tell him about a fire in the Principal's tower. And if anyone was wondering, I had nothing to do with that. She punches hard and pregnant women are scary, scary things.
Alpha Beta Gremlin met, mingled, and talked about prom stuff. Dueling Club, got their mingle on, and dueled. Not!Dr.Strange was there, as always. Young Entrepreneurs met and talked about stuff.
Dorms
Where there is boykissy, I'm sure.
Buffy, the Summers I don't hate put up posters that wasn't about prom. At all. And was only open for freshmen and sophomores. In conclusion: not prom. Layla on the other hand, sold tickets to the prom and accepted nominations for the court. In conclusion: prom. Then favorite Summers walked by her table and 'hmm'ed at it. Good for you. Ponytail, whose new name is apparently Prince Zuko bought two tickets and flailed at Layla. Because she's Evie's roommate according to my notes. Wait, ponytail and crazy hyper girl? NEVER BREED. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, NEVER BREED.
In the garage, Sam the girl not the gun drafted plans and worked on her speeder. Jack stopped by to talk about the big discussion point of the day, prom. And swoop bikes which is just a bunch ofgobblty gook to me, so we'll say they talked about ponies. Pretty, pretty ponies. Ponytail was stuck in the stairway. Did his hair get caught somewhere? Then Molly showed up and got stuck too. They talked about pets. There was a fire in the Principal's tower, but thankfully Streampike helped the principal and Mr. Not a Gun out. How nice of him in a totally non-suspicious way.
John and Aeryn argued over an argument. Are they married? Naomi got a call from home and a visit from John Connor. Bel and Anders took their UST to the boys' bathroom. Sex in public is never a good idea kids. It only ends in getting arrested. Pippi brought Gigante a late birthday present and Nova showed up compare rooms. Four walls, doors and windows? Bridge opened his door and kept ending up in the hallway. How is this shocking? Dean watched Alec knit what may or may not be a dildo cozy. Thank you Emma Frost.
Dick and Annette e-mail each other a lot. John Connor wakes up. Nadia got a phone call and then talked to Pippi about an angry letter. Al showed up then. The completely heterosexual minion and homosexual Young Avenger talked. Demyx argued with his mirror, which is better than him CRASHING MY CAR>! Tori, the stripper had fun pre-prom times. Blair talked to Lana about being depossessed. Then the non-pedalfile checked in on her too. Ami and Setsuna woke up hungover and wondering why they made out the night before. Setsuna. Minion? Stop by my office tomorrow.
Town
Blackbird Pie was the dish of the day at Cafe Fina. Jack and River had sex in the junkyard and what is with you kids and public displays of affection? Xander manned the Mauvaise Lobby where he and Willow reminisced about Sunnydale and Andrew Wells. Ponytail opened the post office and tended to Miss Not-Tiddles who I hope killed her parents for that name. In the park Annette had her bubble burst by Turtle.
It was the Feast of Fulbert of Chartres day at Our Lady of Fandom. OrangeShoeSevenAide, aka the place where crazy exploded, had a sign stolen from the best little whorehouse no longer in Fandom. Ponytail showed up to buy a paper mache wildebeest. Stripper Tori put some treats out over at Book Haven. Sadly no one took any. For shame people, for shame. My adorable minion,Rikku stopped by Progressive Numbers. Sam the girl and River went dress shopping over at Stuff For Sale.
There were tofu dogs over at Turtle & Canary. Billy snuck up on Ami, who seems to have guilt issues according to my notes. Photo Hut was open, with Annette stopping by to ask what that smell was. I'll tell you when you're older. Lucifer read a book and ignored something or another. Color me impressed.
Dick opened Caritas for the first time tonight. Sister Rosette showed up to order an appletini. Annette dropped by to get pretzels and rootbeer after pushing Turtle off a bench? Turtle, tell me you pushed her back and then kicked her while she was down, right? Billy told the push worthy Annette about getting mojo-ed by Lana, which I'm certain is slang for some naughty sex. He was also greatly impressed by Dick's daiquiri making skills with a z.
Over at the Clinic this morning, Dr. Troy had his hands full with Spearmike went to Exam room one and The Not a Gun family went to room two.
And that's all she wrote folks. Good night!
And if anyone says 'Snikt snikt' around me, I'ma make sure they never say anything ever again. Got it Madrox? I'll send pictures of you as a Jamhuahua to your little agency back home.
Moving right along!
School
School, where kids learn about things not pertaining to jets. Home Ec looked at interior design. River apologized for missing last week's class, apparently she was asleep. Which is a terrible excuse. You could at least claim to have been saving orphans from nuns or something.
Revolutions had a guest speaker, someone named Roy Mustang of Amestris who get's questioned by the students. Hopefully they asked why his name sounds like that of a porn star. Aly. Did you bring a porn star into in to talk to your students? Bel spent the class giving sultry looks to Anders or glaring at him. I'm a little fuzzy on the rampant UST there. Parker and Isabel watched, rolled their eyes and passed notes like good teenage girls should. Aly threw a pen cap at Marco for almost falling asleep. Maybe porn bores him a lot. Who knows? Al and Roy talked, or rather Roy double ewe tea effed at him and Al said he was from his future. Time travel. ALWAYS FUN. Aly and Roy then talked about Fandom. Or about his career as a porn star.
Superheroing 101 talked about sidekicks and teammates. Are they forming another Avengers team here? That's a bad idea folks, those guys die faster than you can sayboykissy. The nubile Young Avengers, the one team without rampant death tossed notes at each other. The rest of the class networked, which is a fancy word for gossiped, and formed teams
In Driver's Ed today absolutely nothing happened. Nothing. Nada. Zip.
Arashi had office hours, getting visited by Aly. And I'm sure they talked about nothing in particular or of any importance to anyone ever. At all. Dr. Not Me also had business hours and was visited by that guy who called me his dear, weird, and... Pippi. I was in my office and absolutely nothing happened. Aziraphale had office hours and was visited by Annette. Aly did as well, only she had the porn star visit her.
And last but certainly least, the office was open.
Sam Not a Gun opened the library and Dean showed up to tell him about a fire in the Principal's tower. And if anyone was wondering, I had nothing to do with that. She punches hard and pregnant women are scary, scary things.
Alpha Beta Gremlin met, mingled, and talked about prom stuff. Dueling Club, got their mingle on, and dueled. Not!Dr.Strange was there, as always. Young Entrepreneurs met and talked about stuff.
Dorms
Where there is boykissy, I'm sure.
Buffy, the Summers I don't hate put up posters that wasn't about prom. At all. And was only open for freshmen and sophomores. In conclusion: not prom. Layla on the other hand, sold tickets to the prom and accepted nominations for the court. In conclusion: prom. Then favorite Summers walked by her table and 'hmm'ed at it. Good for you. Ponytail, whose new name is apparently Prince Zuko bought two tickets and flailed at Layla. Because she's Evie's roommate according to my notes. Wait, ponytail and crazy hyper girl? NEVER BREED. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, NEVER BREED.
In the garage, Sam the girl not the gun drafted plans and worked on her speeder. Jack stopped by to talk about the big discussion point of the day, prom. And swoop bikes which is just a bunch ofgobblty gook to me, so we'll say they talked about ponies. Pretty, pretty ponies. Ponytail was stuck in the stairway. Did his hair get caught somewhere? Then Molly showed up and got stuck too. They talked about pets. There was a fire in the Principal's tower, but thankfully Streampike helped the principal and Mr. Not a Gun out. How nice of him in a totally non-suspicious way.
John and Aeryn argued over an argument. Are they married? Naomi got a call from home and a visit from John Connor. Bel and Anders took their UST to the boys' bathroom. Sex in public is never a good idea kids. It only ends in getting arrested. Pippi brought Gigante a late birthday present and Nova showed up compare rooms. Four walls, doors and windows? Bridge opened his door and kept ending up in the hallway. How is this shocking? Dean watched Alec knit what may or may not be a dildo cozy. Thank you Emma Frost.
Dick and Annette e-mail each other a lot. John Connor wakes up. Nadia got a phone call and then talked to Pippi about an angry letter. Al showed up then. The completely heterosexual minion and homosexual Young Avenger talked. Demyx argued with his mirror, which is better than him CRASHING MY CAR>! Tori, the stripper had fun pre-prom times. Blair talked to Lana about being depossessed. Then the non-pedalfile checked in on her too. Ami and Setsuna woke up hungover and wondering why they made out the night before. Setsuna. Minion? Stop by my office tomorrow.
Town
Blackbird Pie was the dish of the day at Cafe Fina. Jack and River had sex in the junkyard and what is with you kids and public displays of affection? Xander manned the Mauvaise Lobby where he and Willow reminisced about Sunnydale and Andrew Wells. Ponytail opened the post office and tended to Miss Not-Tiddles who I hope killed her parents for that name. In the park Annette had her bubble burst by Turtle.
It was the Feast of Fulbert of Chartres day at Our Lady of Fandom. OrangeShoeSevenAide, aka the place where crazy exploded, had a sign stolen from the best little whorehouse no longer in Fandom. Ponytail showed up to buy a paper mache wildebeest. Stripper Tori put some treats out over at Book Haven. Sadly no one took any. For shame people, for shame. My adorable minion,Rikku stopped by Progressive Numbers. Sam the girl and River went dress shopping over at Stuff For Sale.
There were tofu dogs over at Turtle & Canary. Billy snuck up on Ami, who seems to have guilt issues according to my notes. Photo Hut was open, with Annette stopping by to ask what that smell was. I'll tell you when you're older. Lucifer read a book and ignored something or another. Color me impressed.
Dick opened Caritas for the first time tonight. Sister Rosette showed up to order an appletini. Annette dropped by to get pretzels and rootbeer after pushing Turtle off a bench? Turtle, tell me you pushed her back and then kicked her while she was down, right? Billy told the push worthy Annette about getting mojo-ed by Lana, which I'm certain is slang for some naughty sex. He was also greatly impressed by Dick's daiquiri making skills with a z.
Over at the Clinic this morning, Dr. Troy had his hands full with Spearmike went to Exam room one and The Not a Gun family went to room two.
And that's all she wrote folks. Good night!
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And then he was out again.
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[heeee!]
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[OOC: OMG, I love you.]
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Aaaaand that would be Evie hiding under the covers in embarassment, dear Lord in Heaven.
[ooc: *dies laughing*]
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