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Fandom Radio, Sunday, July 8th
*music starts*
Announcer Yakko: This.... is.... Gyp-Parody! Today's contestants are... a teacher from Fandom Island, Yakko Warner.... A classic cartoon character from Burbank, California, Yakko Warner.... And our returning champ, a radio broadcaster from Parts Unknown, Yakko Warner, whose 2-day cash winnings total pie, the food, not the number.
And now, the host of Gyp-Parody... YAKKO WARNER!
Host Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. Oh, my, look at the handsome competition we have here today. It's like looking in a bunch of mirrors. But without further ado, let's get to our game. Let's take a look our our categories for this round of Gyp-Parody.
School & the Places In It
The Student Dorms
Bars & Clubs
Town Residences
The Business of Town
Potpourri
Yakko, as our returning champion, you get to pick first.
Yakko 3: Thanks, Yakko. I'll take School and the Places In It for 200.
Host Yakko: Cassidy was a bit surprised when she found a beach party here; she told the attendees they had to book it. Yakko, you were first.
Yakko 2: What is the library?
Host Yakko: Exactly right. You have control of the board.
Yakko 2: Bars and Clubs for 200.
*bars and clubs are thrown at Yakko, rendering him unconscious.*
Host Yakko: It was hot out today... but this bartender was hot inside the Devil's Nest while she offered an icy deal. Yakko.
Yakko 1: Who is HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE?
Host Yakko: No. Yakko.
Yakko 3: Who is the future Mrs Warner, Bo?
Host Yakko: Correct on both counts! Your board.
Yakko 3: Let's stick with Bars & Clubs for 400.
Host Yakko: Good job ducking the weapons. That's why you're the champion. This surly Caritas bartender found out there was no ice in the bar... which you could say was a problem cubed. Yakko.
Yakko 3: What is the month following March?
Host Yakko: April.
Yakko 3: Correct.
Host Yakko: And so are you.
Yakko 3: 600.
Host Yakko: This young man argued the relevance of age while ordering ice just to mess with April.
Yakko 3: Who is Atton Rand?
Host Yakko: Correct.
Yakko 3: Let's go Bars for 800.
Host Yakko: When Jono walked into Caritas, he ordered a cold bottle of this, but he had to figure out how to open it himself. Yakko.
Yakko 1: What is bourbon?
Host Yakko: No, I'm sorry. Anyone else? Yakko.
Yakko 2: Ooooooh my head.
Host Yakko: No, and that needs to be in the form of a question. Yakko, have any guesses?
Yakko 3: What is beer?
Host Yakko: The correct answer. Choose again.
Yakko 3: Let's close out the category, you handsome devil.
Host Yakko: Flattery will get you nowhere but further ahead in this game. At Caritas, Atton and Jono got into a dispute before eventually finding common ground on this hot topic.
Yakko 1: What are kitschy T-shirts?
Host Yakko: No, Hot Topic was not a proper noun. Yakko?
Yakko 3: What is the heat?
Host Yakko: Yes, and you've run the category.
Yakko 3: Potpourri, 400.
Host Yakko: Guy and this person made their way to the beach, where he tried to cool things down by dumping them in the water.
Yakko 3: Who is Zayne?
Host Yakko: No, he had his chance. Yakko?
Yakko 1: Who is Sarah?
Host Yakko: Correct. You have control of the board.
Yakko 1: Student Dorms for 1000.
Host Yakko: Mercy settled into the fifth floor common room, feeling sick and inexplicably drinking this hot beverage in weather like this.
Yakko 1: What is hot chocolate?
Host Yakko: Yes. Cold chocolate may have been the better choice, but in fairness, she's not feeling well. Get better soon!
Yakko 1: Business of Town, 600, Yakko.
Host Yakko: Clint had to deal with a phone solicitor trying to sell these to Atlas Gym, because apparently he's never seen the walkways around here.
Yakko 3: What are step machines?
Host Yakko: Correct. And let me tell you, I don't need one of those. I have my daily commute.
Yakko 3: Let's try 33 Apocalypse for 200.
Host Yakko: Surprising no one, least of all himself, Ronan spent the morning making this.
Yakko 1: What is breakfast?
Host Yakko: Of course.
Yakko 1: For 400.
Host Yakko: Kaidan had some breakfast, establishing this kind of relationship with people in the house.
Yakko 3: What is roommate?
Host Yakko: Correct. The board is yours.
Yakko 3: Business of Town for 200.
Host Yakko: Looking to beat the heat? Cassie whipped up some magic of her own by making this summertime drink at the Magic Box. No word on if she only charged a quarter per cup.
Yakko 1: What is lemonade?
Host Yakko: A great idea. *sips* Ahhhh. And correct.
Yakko 1: Business, 400.
Host Yakko: This strong-armed person walked into the Magic Box for a drink and a discussion of plans for later.
Yakko 1: Who is Deborah?
Host Yakko: A very good question, because it is correct.
Yakko 1: I'll take Potpourri for 600.
*sound of spray*
That smells good. Potpourri for 800.
Host Yakko: If The Boards had a crawlspace instead of a basement, Jono might have been stuck playing a much smaller ukelele in the recording studio instead of this kind of instrument.
Yakko 1: What is a banjo?
Host Yakko: No. Anyo-- Yes, Yakko?
Yakko 3: What is a guitar?
Host Yakko: Correct. Pick the next clue.
Yakko 3: Potpourri for 1000.
Host Yakko: It may be hot here, but not so much in these two international cities Natalie and Jono discussed before moving onto fall plans.
Yakko 3: What are Cairo and Djibouti?
Host Yakko: Not even close.
Yakko 2: Regaining... consciousness....
Host Yakko: Those aren't cities and they're still not in the form of a question.
Yakko 3: Who cares? USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Host Yakko: The answers we were looking for were London and Montreal. Yakko, you had the last correct answer and control of the board.
Yakko 3: Business, 800, Yakko.
Host Yakko: Starks and starches, this tech head was feeding inappropriate foods to the transformed Ace wolf puppy.
Yakko 3: Who is Topher?
Host Yakko: Correct. Next clue?
Yakko 3: Business for 1000.
Host Yakko:Dani threw a wish in the well at the Gig, but the squirrels will never tell that this hit pop song was in her way. Our contestants are another matter.
Yakko 2: Doesn't my head hurt enough?
Host Yakko: Correct! We also would have accepted the traditional title, Call Me Maybe. You have control of the board, Yakko.
Yakko 2: 33 Apocalypse for 800.
Host Yakko: Answer: *sound plays* It's our Daily Double. You're at -800 points right now, Yakko, but you can of course bet up to 1000.
Yakko 2: Oh, I'm betting everything.
Host Yakko: 1000?
Yakko 2: No, I'm betting the show, this premise, and that this is the last note from the squirrels, so we have to end things now anyway.
Host Yakko: Interesting wager. But you're right about that last point, so let's go with it! The answer: Because that last clue got the song stuck in my head, Kaidan was in his room when someone decided that they would call him, maybe, using this communication tool.
Yakko 2: What is a phone?
Host Yakko: Correct! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd now we're out of business. Good night everybody!
Announcer Yakko: This.... is.... Gyp-Parody! Today's contestants are... a teacher from Fandom Island, Yakko Warner.... A classic cartoon character from Burbank, California, Yakko Warner.... And our returning champ, a radio broadcaster from Parts Unknown, Yakko Warner, whose 2-day cash winnings total pie, the food, not the number.
And now, the host of Gyp-Parody... YAKKO WARNER!
Host Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. Oh, my, look at the handsome competition we have here today. It's like looking in a bunch of mirrors. But without further ado, let's get to our game. Let's take a look our our categories for this round of Gyp-Parody.
School & the Places In It
The Student Dorms
Bars & Clubs
Town Residences
The Business of Town
Potpourri
Yakko, as our returning champion, you get to pick first.
Yakko 3: Thanks, Yakko. I'll take School and the Places In It for 200.
Host Yakko: Cassidy was a bit surprised when she found a beach party here; she told the attendees they had to book it. Yakko, you were first.
Yakko 2: What is the library?
Host Yakko: Exactly right. You have control of the board.
Yakko 2: Bars and Clubs for 200.
*bars and clubs are thrown at Yakko, rendering him unconscious.*
Host Yakko: It was hot out today... but this bartender was hot inside the Devil's Nest while she offered an icy deal. Yakko.
Yakko 1: Who is HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE?
Host Yakko: No. Yakko.
Yakko 3: Who is the future Mrs Warner, Bo?
Host Yakko: Correct on both counts! Your board.
Yakko 3: Let's stick with Bars & Clubs for 400.
Host Yakko: Good job ducking the weapons. That's why you're the champion. This surly Caritas bartender found out there was no ice in the bar... which you could say was a problem cubed. Yakko.
Yakko 3: What is the month following March?
Host Yakko: April.
Yakko 3: Correct.
Host Yakko: And so are you.
Yakko 3: 600.
Host Yakko: This young man argued the relevance of age while ordering ice just to mess with April.
Yakko 3: Who is Atton Rand?
Host Yakko: Correct.
Yakko 3: Let's go Bars for 800.
Host Yakko: When Jono walked into Caritas, he ordered a cold bottle of this, but he had to figure out how to open it himself. Yakko.
Yakko 1: What is bourbon?
Host Yakko: No, I'm sorry. Anyone else? Yakko.
Yakko 2: Ooooooh my head.
Host Yakko: No, and that needs to be in the form of a question. Yakko, have any guesses?
Yakko 3: What is beer?
Host Yakko: The correct answer. Choose again.
Yakko 3: Let's close out the category, you handsome devil.
Host Yakko: Flattery will get you nowhere but further ahead in this game. At Caritas, Atton and Jono got into a dispute before eventually finding common ground on this hot topic.
Yakko 1: What are kitschy T-shirts?
Host Yakko: No, Hot Topic was not a proper noun. Yakko?
Yakko 3: What is the heat?
Host Yakko: Yes, and you've run the category.
Yakko 3: Potpourri, 400.
Host Yakko: Guy and this person made their way to the beach, where he tried to cool things down by dumping them in the water.
Yakko 3: Who is Zayne?
Host Yakko: No, he had his chance. Yakko?
Yakko 1: Who is Sarah?
Host Yakko: Correct. You have control of the board.
Yakko 1: Student Dorms for 1000.
Host Yakko: Mercy settled into the fifth floor common room, feeling sick and inexplicably drinking this hot beverage in weather like this.
Yakko 1: What is hot chocolate?
Host Yakko: Yes. Cold chocolate may have been the better choice, but in fairness, she's not feeling well. Get better soon!
Yakko 1: Business of Town, 600, Yakko.
Host Yakko: Clint had to deal with a phone solicitor trying to sell these to Atlas Gym, because apparently he's never seen the walkways around here.
Yakko 3: What are step machines?
Host Yakko: Correct. And let me tell you, I don't need one of those. I have my daily commute.
Yakko 3: Let's try 33 Apocalypse for 200.
Host Yakko: Surprising no one, least of all himself, Ronan spent the morning making this.
Yakko 1: What is breakfast?
Host Yakko: Of course.
Yakko 1: For 400.
Host Yakko: Kaidan had some breakfast, establishing this kind of relationship with people in the house.
Yakko 3: What is roommate?
Host Yakko: Correct. The board is yours.
Yakko 3: Business of Town for 200.
Host Yakko: Looking to beat the heat? Cassie whipped up some magic of her own by making this summertime drink at the Magic Box. No word on if she only charged a quarter per cup.
Yakko 1: What is lemonade?
Host Yakko: A great idea. *sips* Ahhhh. And correct.
Yakko 1: Business, 400.
Host Yakko: This strong-armed person walked into the Magic Box for a drink and a discussion of plans for later.
Yakko 1: Who is Deborah?
Host Yakko: A very good question, because it is correct.
Yakko 1: I'll take Potpourri for 600.
*sound of spray*
That smells good. Potpourri for 800.
Host Yakko: If The Boards had a crawlspace instead of a basement, Jono might have been stuck playing a much smaller ukelele in the recording studio instead of this kind of instrument.
Yakko 1: What is a banjo?
Host Yakko: No. Anyo-- Yes, Yakko?
Yakko 3: What is a guitar?
Host Yakko: Correct. Pick the next clue.
Yakko 3: Potpourri for 1000.
Host Yakko: It may be hot here, but not so much in these two international cities Natalie and Jono discussed before moving onto fall plans.
Yakko 3: What are Cairo and Djibouti?
Host Yakko: Not even close.
Yakko 2: Regaining... consciousness....
Host Yakko: Those aren't cities and they're still not in the form of a question.
Yakko 3: Who cares? USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Host Yakko: The answers we were looking for were London and Montreal. Yakko, you had the last correct answer and control of the board.
Yakko 3: Business, 800, Yakko.
Host Yakko: Starks and starches, this tech head was feeding inappropriate foods to the transformed Ace wolf puppy.
Yakko 3: Who is Topher?
Host Yakko: Correct. Next clue?
Yakko 3: Business for 1000.
Host Yakko:Dani threw a wish in the well at the Gig, but the squirrels will never tell that this hit pop song was in her way. Our contestants are another matter.
Yakko 2: Doesn't my head hurt enough?
Host Yakko: Correct! We also would have accepted the traditional title, Call Me Maybe. You have control of the board, Yakko.
Yakko 2: 33 Apocalypse for 800.
Host Yakko: Answer: *sound plays* It's our Daily Double. You're at -800 points right now, Yakko, but you can of course bet up to 1000.
Yakko 2: Oh, I'm betting everything.
Host Yakko: 1000?
Yakko 2: No, I'm betting the show, this premise, and that this is the last note from the squirrels, so we have to end things now anyway.
Host Yakko: Interesting wager. But you're right about that last point, so let's go with it! The answer: Because that last clue got the song stuck in my head, Kaidan was in his room when someone decided that they would call him, maybe, using this communication tool.
Yakko 2: What is a phone?
Host Yakko: Correct! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd now we're out of business. Good night everybody!
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