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fandom_radio2012-07-04 12:08 am
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Fandom Radio- Wednesday, July 4
Happy fourth of-
*firework goes off*
GOD. GUYS. NOT IN THE STATION. NO FIREWORKS INDOORS.
Yeah, so it'd be the fourth of July, and now I'm hoping I can get through this broadcast without anything getting set on fire. Seriously, you guys, alcohol is really flammable. I can just feel myself turning into my mother saying these things.
SCHOOL
Oh right. Time to see what classes I get to report on till fall, and whose names I can make fun of. First up is Seven Deadly Sins, which started off with pride, which is totally not bad, because yay for self-esteem, or something. Eh, self-esteem is overrated. Realism's way easier. You know how your moms told you you could be anything you want, maybe even president someday? Yeah, it's not gonna happen, and you're probably going to work in an office for $12 an hour. Hey, you're right, feeling proud about my depressing truth-telling is kind of great. The students talked about what they were proud of and whether they think pride is a sin. I sleep through church when forced to go, but isn't pretty much everything a sin? I thought that was how they kept you hooked.
Next up is Heroes and Villains, where the students put themselves on either Team Hero or Team Villain via t-shirt. That got Tomoe wondering why everyone went with Team Hero. It's a Fandom thing. And even if people weren't naturally inclined to that sort of thing, pretending you are probably saves you from getting chased with a cricket bat, so. Creative Writing got new pen names and new writer selves through two truths and a lie. .
*firework goes off*
OUTSIDE. If you're going to make a fireball of station, do it when I'm not here.
Or not at all. Is there insurance on this place? Let's look into that.
In Modern Technology for Absolute Beginners- godspeed there- Tyrion tried to find out just how clueless his class was, and then they got to play on the computers, where I'm sure they all promply discovered porn. Sex Ed started off by finding out the students talking about "their culture's stances on rights for sexual and gender minorities." I don't even know that I know what that means. It's week one, are introductions not good enough? Gotta make them think in the summer?
In the library, Cassie was having a quiet day while the Librarian was organizing his office, and Kennedy spent her office hours typing and throwing darts, hopefully not at the same time.
DORMS
Atton started his morning off with a nightmare, but not the nightmare that could have happened when Matt got back to his old room to find that his roommate was gone and a blue chick had moved in.
But no one came to blows, so- *firework going off outside* God dammit why is it still loud. I'm starting to sympathize with those dogs that just hide under the bed all night.
TOWN
At MCA, Tyrion brought dinner home for him and his brother, who I guess is here now. At Stark's, the sprinklers were malfunctioning, so Victor worked shirtless. You're welcome, young teenage girls and gay or at least questioning boys of Fandom. Frank was working at Turtle and Canary and mixing work with pleasure by shopping for punch and cake mix. I should not have used that phrasing, it's just wrong.
Mary had a banana invasion at the Arms Hotel- dirty- and Sam had a snake at Guilty as Charged. Also dirty.
*chittering*
So I lied. Welcome to journalism. Just say I made the statement before I had all the facts. It works for the pros. Emma was at Dite's where she guilted Kennedy about missing her party, and then went off to the community center to teach Psionics for the Headblind Herd which is probably not headshrinking for farm animals like I originally thought. And finally, Kitty was at Caritas, where she got attacked by a cat. It's like she was asking for it.
And that's it for me today. Don't blow off any fingers-
*firework goes off*
The bright side is, they'll have run out by tonight.
*firework goes off*
GOD. GUYS. NOT IN THE STATION. NO FIREWORKS INDOORS.
Yeah, so it'd be the fourth of July, and now I'm hoping I can get through this broadcast without anything getting set on fire. Seriously, you guys, alcohol is really flammable. I can just feel myself turning into my mother saying these things.
SCHOOL
Oh right. Time to see what classes I get to report on till fall, and whose names I can make fun of. First up is Seven Deadly Sins, which started off with pride, which is totally not bad, because yay for self-esteem, or something. Eh, self-esteem is overrated. Realism's way easier. You know how your moms told you you could be anything you want, maybe even president someday? Yeah, it's not gonna happen, and you're probably going to work in an office for $12 an hour. Hey, you're right, feeling proud about my depressing truth-telling is kind of great. The students talked about what they were proud of and whether they think pride is a sin. I sleep through church when forced to go, but isn't pretty much everything a sin? I thought that was how they kept you hooked.
Next up is Heroes and Villains, where the students put themselves on either Team Hero or Team Villain via t-shirt. That got Tomoe wondering why everyone went with Team Hero. It's a Fandom thing. And even if people weren't naturally inclined to that sort of thing, pretending you are probably saves you from getting chased with a cricket bat, so. Creative Writing got new pen names and new writer selves through two truths and a lie. .
*firework goes off*
OUTSIDE. If you're going to make a fireball of station, do it when I'm not here.
Or not at all. Is there insurance on this place? Let's look into that.
In Modern Technology for Absolute Beginners- godspeed there- Tyrion tried to find out just how clueless his class was, and then they got to play on the computers, where I'm sure they all promply discovered porn. Sex Ed started off by finding out the students talking about "their culture's stances on rights for sexual and gender minorities." I don't even know that I know what that means. It's week one, are introductions not good enough? Gotta make them think in the summer?
In the library, Cassie was having a quiet day while the Librarian was organizing his office, and Kennedy spent her office hours typing and throwing darts, hopefully not at the same time.
DORMS
Atton started his morning off with a nightmare, but not the nightmare that could have happened when Matt got back to his old room to find that his roommate was gone and a blue chick had moved in.
But no one came to blows, so- *firework going off outside* God dammit why is it still loud. I'm starting to sympathize with those dogs that just hide under the bed all night.
TOWN
At MCA, Tyrion brought dinner home for him and his brother, who I guess is here now. At Stark's, the sprinklers were malfunctioning, so Victor worked shirtless. You're welcome, young teenage girls and gay or at least questioning boys of Fandom. Frank was working at Turtle and Canary and mixing work with pleasure by shopping for punch and cake mix. I should not have used that phrasing, it's just wrong.
Mary had a banana invasion at the Arms Hotel- dirty- and Sam had a snake at Guilty as Charged. Also dirty.
*chittering*
So I lied. Welcome to journalism. Just say I made the statement before I had all the facts. It works for the pros. Emma was at Dite's where she guilted Kennedy about missing her party, and then went off to the community center to teach Psionics for the Headblind Herd which is probably not headshrinking for farm animals like I originally thought. And finally, Kitty was at Caritas, where she got attacked by a cat. It's like she was asking for it.
And that's it for me today. Don't blow off any fingers-
*firework goes off*
The bright side is, they'll have run out by tonight.