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Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 10th
Yakko: Live from the Pirate Radio Station, it's Sunday Morning News NOW! with Yakko Warner. Yakko Warner on sports. And with the weather forecast, Yakko Warner! Hellooooooooooooo Fandom!
Yakko: Good morning. Our top story today: at the school library, Cassidy checked out books that had been checked in before she put them on the shelves. Witnesses report that Ender visited with some cookies. Let's go to our man on the scene, Yakko Warner, with more on this story.
Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. The cookies were reportedly delicious despite being leftovers. I repeat: delicious. Back to you, Yakko.
Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. Reports from the second floor common room indicate Ulrik hoped breakfast would be ready, whether by happenstance, magic, or someone making it. Sholeh allegedly offered to cook while Loki found himself compelled to explain microwaves.
This just in: Darcy introduced Ulrik to Pop-Tarts. That's right, Pop-Tarts.
With more on these developments, a toaster strudel.
Toaster Strudel:: *says nothing as it is a toaster strudel* *screams soundlessly as it is eaten by squirrels who would prefer to be eating a Pop-Tart*
Yakko: Thank you, toaster strudel. Try not to choke any of our squirrels.
Before we go to break, let's check in with Yakko Warner for a preview of the weather. Yakko?
Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. The weather today will exist.
Yakko: Unless it doesn't, right?
Yakko: Shut your pie-hole, Yakko.
Yakko: Hahaha, classic Yakko. We'll be back with the full forecast after this.
*commercial plays*
Yakko: Welcome back to Sunday Morning News NOW! I'm Yakko Warner. Let's go over to Yakko at the weather desk. Yakko?
Yakko: We have a 70% chance of me not being able to stand your face anymore, Yakko, with some I Quit sprinkled throughout the morning, you self-absorbed *beeeeep* *beeeep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*. I'm not done! Let me go, you *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*....
Yakko: I guess that I Quit front rolled in early. Hahahahahaha.
Moving to town news now. It was a busy day at the Atlas Gym, where Deadpool and Jaina played fightsies with each other while Jan played The Floor Is Lava. You'd think that if the floor had become lava, our weather guy would have reported that.
*YOINK*
Yakko: This is Yakko Warner, replacing Yakko Warner. He had to be removed for editorializing. If you ask me, that's just the silliest offense you could be--
*YOINK*
Yakko: Yakko Warner here with breaking news. Yakko Warner has been removed from this breadcast for editorializing. Now back to the news at Atlas Gym.
Jonothon claimed to be a lavafish, which was disputed by noted marine vulcanologist Jan. Although reports shed doubt on Jan's word, since she told Atlas manager Clint that Jono was one of her two dads. More on this as the story develops.
This just in, Clint and Jono continued playing The Floor is Lava.
Over at Stark Industries yesterday, Topher had too much Mountain Dew and a sale, leading to a charming and intelligent local man coming in with a well-executed pun about dog neutering.
And now a word from our sponsors.
Yakko: VERJUICE
Yakko: Welcome back. A local lava-fish managed to advertise a summer showcase at the Boards, leading Rinoa to audition immediately and change into a bird rather than wait. That's what happens when you audition early. You turn into a bird.
The Magic Box saw Cassie making tealight lantern displays while calves at The Gig attempted to eat local woman Dani. We would have more on the story of flesh-eating calves, but now it's time for SPORTS! with Yakko Warner.
Yakko: Haha, thank you, Yakko. You know what they say about flesh-eating calves, don't you, Yakko?
Yakko: No, I don't. What do they say about flesh-eating calves, Yakko?
Yakko: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT! STOP EATING ME! OH THE PAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Hahaha, anyway, onto sports. And of course, the only sport in Fandom worth anything is going to the bar! Unfortunately, the only people who did were the people being paid to be there! So let's give a DNP-Want To Stay Sober to everyone in town.
Let's start with Caritas, where April had to put up with Tino's horrified crying over what sounds like a bad breakup. Ouch! Guess someone's not scoring tonight!
Then at the Devil's Nest, Tino made a surprise phone appearance! Bo gave the phone to Tiny so he'd have to put up with the crying. Final score, Bo 1, Tiny 0.
And that's all from the field of play. Back to you, Yakko!
Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. Truly, sports are a commentary on the human condition.
That's it for our broadcast today. From all of us at Sunday Morning News NOW! to all of you, this is Yakko Warner saying be well, and don't mind the squirrels. They just want to watch you.
Yakko: Good morning. Our top story today: at the school library, Cassidy checked out books that had been checked in before she put them on the shelves. Witnesses report that Ender visited with some cookies. Let's go to our man on the scene, Yakko Warner, with more on this story.
Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. The cookies were reportedly delicious despite being leftovers. I repeat: delicious. Back to you, Yakko.
Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. Reports from the second floor common room indicate Ulrik hoped breakfast would be ready, whether by happenstance, magic, or someone making it. Sholeh allegedly offered to cook while Loki found himself compelled to explain microwaves.
This just in: Darcy introduced Ulrik to Pop-Tarts. That's right, Pop-Tarts.
With more on these developments, a toaster strudel.
Toaster Strudel:: *says nothing as it is a toaster strudel* *screams soundlessly as it is eaten by squirrels who would prefer to be eating a Pop-Tart*
Yakko: Thank you, toaster strudel. Try not to choke any of our squirrels.
Before we go to break, let's check in with Yakko Warner for a preview of the weather. Yakko?
Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. The weather today will exist.
Yakko: Unless it doesn't, right?
Yakko: Shut your pie-hole, Yakko.
Yakko: Hahaha, classic Yakko. We'll be back with the full forecast after this.
*commercial plays*
Yakko: Welcome back to Sunday Morning News NOW! I'm Yakko Warner. Let's go over to Yakko at the weather desk. Yakko?
Yakko: We have a 70% chance of me not being able to stand your face anymore, Yakko, with some I Quit sprinkled throughout the morning, you self-absorbed *beeeeep* *beeeep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*. I'm not done! Let me go, you *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*....
Yakko: I guess that I Quit front rolled in early. Hahahahahaha.
Moving to town news now. It was a busy day at the Atlas Gym, where Deadpool and Jaina played fightsies with each other while Jan played The Floor Is Lava. You'd think that if the floor had become lava, our weather guy would have reported that.
*YOINK*
Yakko: This is Yakko Warner, replacing Yakko Warner. He had to be removed for editorializing. If you ask me, that's just the silliest offense you could be--
*YOINK*
Yakko: Yakko Warner here with breaking news. Yakko Warner has been removed from this breadcast for editorializing. Now back to the news at Atlas Gym.
Jonothon claimed to be a lavafish, which was disputed by noted marine vulcanologist Jan. Although reports shed doubt on Jan's word, since she told Atlas manager Clint that Jono was one of her two dads. More on this as the story develops.
This just in, Clint and Jono continued playing The Floor is Lava.
Over at Stark Industries yesterday, Topher had too much Mountain Dew and a sale, leading to a charming and intelligent local man coming in with a well-executed pun about dog neutering.
And now a word from our sponsors.
Yakko: VERJUICE
Yakko: Welcome back. A local lava-fish managed to advertise a summer showcase at the Boards, leading Rinoa to audition immediately and change into a bird rather than wait. That's what happens when you audition early. You turn into a bird.
The Magic Box saw Cassie making tealight lantern displays while calves at The Gig attempted to eat local woman Dani. We would have more on the story of flesh-eating calves, but now it's time for SPORTS! with Yakko Warner.
Yakko: Haha, thank you, Yakko. You know what they say about flesh-eating calves, don't you, Yakko?
Yakko: No, I don't. What do they say about flesh-eating calves, Yakko?
Yakko: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT! STOP EATING ME! OH THE PAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Hahaha, anyway, onto sports. And of course, the only sport in Fandom worth anything is going to the bar! Unfortunately, the only people who did were the people being paid to be there! So let's give a DNP-Want To Stay Sober to everyone in town.
Let's start with Caritas, where April had to put up with Tino's horrified crying over what sounds like a bad breakup. Ouch! Guess someone's not scoring tonight!
Then at the Devil's Nest, Tino made a surprise phone appearance! Bo gave the phone to Tiny so he'd have to put up with the crying. Final score, Bo 1, Tiny 0.
And that's all from the field of play. Back to you, Yakko!
Yakko: Thank you, Yakko. Truly, sports are a commentary on the human condition.
That's it for our broadcast today. From all of us at Sunday Morning News NOW! to all of you, this is Yakko Warner saying be well, and don't mind the squirrels. They just want to watch you.