fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Sunday, May 27th

*music starts*

Yakko: My faithful listeners, good morning!

Generic Background Singers: Yakko, good morning!

Yakko: I bring to you news right now.

Generic Background Singers: Right now? Please do, sir!

Yakko: There weren't any school notes
Or any for the student dooooooooorms

Generic Background Singers: Let us hear tooooooooown, sir!

*music picks up*

Yakko: Dani had room for new workers at the Gig

Generic Background Singers: You can keep your horses there!

Yakko: At Stark Industries
Topher drank coffee
With far too much sugar

Generic Background Singers: At Stark Industries
They made a big mistake
Giving that guy too much sugar

Yakko: Valentine talked to herself
Setting up AI at T&C
When Ender brought her fooooood
Jack Priest didn't want to prod
But he found it kind of odd
That she was talking to herself

Generic Background Singers: What's odd?

Yakko: Not that!

Generic Background Singers: You're odd?

Yakko: Hmmm. You betchaaaaaaaaaaa!

Generic Background Singers: He's one of the oddest guys we know!
Let's give these notes and then some more
To the really weird guy standing over there
Let's give these notes and then some more
I think his hat's made of underwear

Yakko: Jono returned to the Boards which smelled like goat

Generic Background Singers: Which he battled with air fresh'ners

Yakko: April mixed the drinks
For a few bucks off
If she got to pick ingredients

Generic Background Singers: A Caritas special
That tastes like hell, so
Just order from the tap

Yakko: Atton went for whiskey
But Jono tried his luck
And let her mix his drink
Bo skipped the Devil's Nest
But Tiny was nicely dressed
While at 25 Unicorn new guys freaked

Generic Background Singers: Was that related?

Yakko: Just fitting the last note in.

Generic Background Singers: Not related?

Yakko: Nooooooooot reeeeeaaaaaaaallyyyyyyyyyy!

Generic Background Singers: But at 25 Unicorn they still freaked

Yakko/Generic Background Singers: As we shared all their private talks
For everyone in town to listen to
Just blame the squirrels and Yakko, toooooooooooo
I'm/He's the really weird guy standing over here/there

Fandom Radio, Sunday, May 27th

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