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fandom_radio2012-05-17 01:18 pm
whenshewasnice) wrote in fandom_radio2012-05-17 01:18 pm
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, May 17th
*sounds of chittering and shoving*
Electroclash: –– your [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] paws off me! Jesus [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] Christ! ... Wait. Is this the radio station?
*more chittering*
Electroclash: What?
*even more chittering* *rustling of paper*
Electroclash: Ugh, fine. Whatever gets me back to my coffee the fastest. This stack of notes looks pleasantly slim, at least.
*chitter* *sound of phone ringing* *click*
Electroclash: Oh what n--
Natalie: Hello? I was just handed this phone and some notes by a really pushy squirrel, so I guess I'm probably talking to someone back in Fandom.
Electroclash: Electroclash. At the radio station. Kidnapped. Also, we're on the air.
Natalie: ... Okay. Guess we should get to radio then.
Electroclash: If we must.
SCHOOL
Natalie: Well, I seem to have the school notes, so I guess I'll go first. In office hour news, Professor Romeo was having his, while decorating his office and spinning in his chair. I'm sure they all do that while we're not looking. When it comes to actual classes, over in Art of Disguise, our esteemed Professor Holmes – hello, Professor Holmes – had disguised himself as a modern day person, and talked about how the best kinds of disguises are basically ones that don't catch too much attention. Then we got to work on creating disguises like that. Meanwhile, in Surf's Up, the class went surfing off the west coast of Hawaii. And then there was surfing. Imagine that.
Electroclash: That sounded a bit sarcastic there, young lady.
Natalie: I have no idea what you're talking about. Anyway, Kennedy and her Kicking Ass class played capture the flag, yesterday, and apparently there were two teams. Team one were in a sandbag fort, discussing... How many hits it takes to knock someone out? ... Well, depends on your stats. Also, Angelica volunteered to go drop ping pong balls on the other team. Oh yeah, and team two were around too, but there are no detailed notes so I guess they were better at not letting outsiders eavesdrop on their plans. And they all played the game. And elsewhere, Electroclash –– you're a teacher?
Electroclash: 'S what it says there, isn't it? Not my choice, though.
Natalie: Okay. Well, my co-host and her class on Heroics, Fame, and You talked about publicity photos and the importance thereof. Which I wouldn't have guessed to be very high for heroes, but what do I know. The students then paired up to take pictures of each other. Angelica and Victor decided to do the task together, though he was apparently not so sure about the whole thing.
Electroclash: It's important, Victor. Trust me.
Natalie: There you have it. Also, Tony and Lex vowed to not leak photos to the paparazzi or the internet.
Electroclash: Ah, see, at least someone's learning. They're not going to have a [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]ing Glory Vixen situation on their hands.
Natalie: ... I'm not even going to ask. Do you have the dorm notes?
*chittering*
Electroclash: Well, I do now.
DORMS
Electroclash: Over at where all you rugrats live and I never want to go, in the third floor common room, someone called Thelma – I don't know who that is – was watching Bitterwoman – I don't know what that is, either – and apparently talking to the telly while she was at it. I've never done that. Anyway, Thelma Whoever and Atton Whoever talk about vinyl pants, him not being from this galaxy, and his huge man-nipples. ... Well, you heard it here first, folks.
Natalie: I don't think we really needed to.
Electroclash: Age of information, of course we did. I'll be drinking after this. In slightly more normal news, someone called Sam Puckett was... pretending to be a zombie. And then someone else called Freddie was scared of her and possibly threw a whistle at her? Not a good move, mate.
Natalie: Well, they're not offering a workshop on surviving the zombie apocalypse this summer.
Electroclash: Yes, but common sense says whistles aren't weapons, 'less you have sonic powers.
TOWN
Electroclash: Anyway, here's another note concerning the town. Shira – honestly, I don't know who any of these people are – was at the Magic Shop, cleaning up and reading. Well, now I don't particularly care about not knowing her, because that's boring. Alice, over at Coyote Medicine, wasn't much more interesting. More cleaning up, and it even says here she was 'dying of boredom'. And then at the music store, Fawn was having a workday full of J-pop because she couldn't work the stereo. That's never happened to me. What the [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] is J-pop?
Natalie: Japanese pop.
Electroclash: Hm. |Radio play J-pop.|
*thirty seconds of the chorus to PonPonPon*
Electroclash: I don't like it. – Wait, was the last of the notes? Can I get the [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] out of here now?
Natalie: Actually, I st––
*door slams*
Natalie: Okay, fine. Over at the clinic, Chloe had an assortment of free condoms, presumably to give out. The notes actually have a pretty thorough list of the various kinds, but I'll leave that to your imaginations to preserve the sanity of those of a more sensitive disposition.
You're welcome, Topher.
And finally, at Caritas, Tino was mixing drinks. You'd think this would be fine, but Kitty apparently tasted one and I'm guessing she didn't like it, so maybe don't order mixed drinks from Tino. Also, April came in and got a beer and the usual 'you get used to Fandom' spiel from Kitty. So my guess is she's new. Welcome, April. You do get used to it. And the spying squirrels. Which will travel all the way to Montreal just to hijack you into radio duty. Let this be a lesson to all of you.
My co-host was Professor Electroclash, I am Natalie Adams, and these were yesterday's news. Have a good day.
*click*
Electroclash: –– your [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] paws off me! Jesus [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] Christ! ... Wait. Is this the radio station?
*more chittering*
Electroclash: What?
*even more chittering* *rustling of paper*
Electroclash: Ugh, fine. Whatever gets me back to my coffee the fastest. This stack of notes looks pleasantly slim, at least.
*chitter* *sound of phone ringing* *click*
Electroclash: Oh what n--
Natalie: Hello? I was just handed this phone and some notes by a really pushy squirrel, so I guess I'm probably talking to someone back in Fandom.
Electroclash: Electroclash. At the radio station. Kidnapped. Also, we're on the air.
Natalie: ... Okay. Guess we should get to radio then.
Electroclash: If we must.
SCHOOL
Natalie: Well, I seem to have the school notes, so I guess I'll go first. In office hour news, Professor Romeo was having his, while decorating his office and spinning in his chair. I'm sure they all do that while we're not looking. When it comes to actual classes, over in Art of Disguise, our esteemed Professor Holmes – hello, Professor Holmes – had disguised himself as a modern day person, and talked about how the best kinds of disguises are basically ones that don't catch too much attention. Then we got to work on creating disguises like that. Meanwhile, in Surf's Up, the class went surfing off the west coast of Hawaii. And then there was surfing. Imagine that.
Electroclash: That sounded a bit sarcastic there, young lady.
Natalie: I have no idea what you're talking about. Anyway, Kennedy and her Kicking Ass class played capture the flag, yesterday, and apparently there were two teams. Team one were in a sandbag fort, discussing... How many hits it takes to knock someone out? ... Well, depends on your stats. Also, Angelica volunteered to go drop ping pong balls on the other team. Oh yeah, and team two were around too, but there are no detailed notes so I guess they were better at not letting outsiders eavesdrop on their plans. And they all played the game. And elsewhere, Electroclash –– you're a teacher?
Electroclash: 'S what it says there, isn't it? Not my choice, though.
Natalie: Okay. Well, my co-host and her class on Heroics, Fame, and You talked about publicity photos and the importance thereof. Which I wouldn't have guessed to be very high for heroes, but what do I know. The students then paired up to take pictures of each other. Angelica and Victor decided to do the task together, though he was apparently not so sure about the whole thing.
Electroclash: It's important, Victor. Trust me.
Natalie: There you have it. Also, Tony and Lex vowed to not leak photos to the paparazzi or the internet.
Electroclash: Ah, see, at least someone's learning. They're not going to have a [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]ing Glory Vixen situation on their hands.
Natalie: ... I'm not even going to ask. Do you have the dorm notes?
*chittering*
Electroclash: Well, I do now.
DORMS
Electroclash: Over at where all you rugrats live and I never want to go, in the third floor common room, someone called Thelma – I don't know who that is – was watching Bitterwoman – I don't know what that is, either – and apparently talking to the telly while she was at it. I've never done that. Anyway, Thelma Whoever and Atton Whoever talk about vinyl pants, him not being from this galaxy, and his huge man-nipples. ... Well, you heard it here first, folks.
Natalie: I don't think we really needed to.
Electroclash: Age of information, of course we did. I'll be drinking after this. In slightly more normal news, someone called Sam Puckett was... pretending to be a zombie. And then someone else called Freddie was scared of her and possibly threw a whistle at her? Not a good move, mate.
Natalie: Well, they're not offering a workshop on surviving the zombie apocalypse this summer.
Electroclash: Yes, but common sense says whistles aren't weapons, 'less you have sonic powers.
TOWN
Electroclash: Anyway, here's another note concerning the town. Shira – honestly, I don't know who any of these people are – was at the Magic Shop, cleaning up and reading. Well, now I don't particularly care about not knowing her, because that's boring. Alice, over at Coyote Medicine, wasn't much more interesting. More cleaning up, and it even says here she was 'dying of boredom'. And then at the music store, Fawn was having a workday full of J-pop because she couldn't work the stereo. That's never happened to me. What the [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] is J-pop?
Natalie: Japanese pop.
Electroclash: Hm. |Radio play J-pop.|
*thirty seconds of the chorus to PonPonPon*
Electroclash: I don't like it. – Wait, was the last of the notes? Can I get the [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] out of here now?
Natalie: Actually, I st––
*door slams*
Natalie: Okay, fine. Over at the clinic, Chloe had an assortment of free condoms, presumably to give out. The notes actually have a pretty thorough list of the various kinds, but I'll leave that to your imaginations to preserve the sanity of those of a more sensitive disposition.
You're welcome, Topher.
And finally, at Caritas, Tino was mixing drinks. You'd think this would be fine, but Kitty apparently tasted one and I'm guessing she didn't like it, so maybe don't order mixed drinks from Tino. Also, April came in and got a beer and the usual 'you get used to Fandom' spiel from Kitty. So my guess is she's new. Welcome, April. You do get used to it. And the spying squirrels. Which will travel all the way to Montreal just to hijack you into radio duty. Let this be a lesson to all of you.
My co-host was Professor Electroclash, I am Natalie Adams, and these were yesterday's news. Have a good day.
*click*