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Fandom Radio, Saturday, May 12th
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FANDOM! This is Yakko Warner bringing you the day's news! But since I didn't say which day, let's just go ahead and assume I'm talking about yesterday.
But before I go too far, a few words: Artist. Badness. Crummiest. Snitch. Rusting. Encore. And of course, Voetsek! Go look that one up, but be sure to come back! I'll wait.
.......
Okay, now that they're gone, let's get through the news.
SCHOOL
Ender started off Practical Philosophy by promising no answers, telling people to just ramble on for a while, and giving out sandwiches. And if you've ever met a Philosophy major after they've graduated, you'll know how practical this class really is.
Angela gave all of her Art Therapy students sketchbooks so they can get rid of stress through drawing. Just be careful what you draw, kids. That's how I got started, but I was on the other end of the pen. Angela had everyone introduce themselves with random facts and some personal art history, and if anyone would like to introduce me to her, I'm a Virgo and I don't know anyone named Art so we don't have to worry about him. While the students had time to doodle, Rapunzel was a social butterfly, first trying to get Fawn's attention, then catching up with Hanna.
Tyrion - HEY, BUDDY! IT'S ME! YAKKO! REMEMBER? FROM THE PICNIC? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LANNISTER! - explained the purpose behind Life at Court; namely, his wicked backhand. Students were asked to introduce themselves and answer if they were more at home on grass, clay, or hard courts. Petra and Fawn avoided an unforced error by communicating nonverbally during the lecture, and the TAs, Surreal and Blysse, talked about the elephant in the room, which was actually a large wolf in an elephant costume.
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, Oi Oi Oi prepared his Conflict Management class for a trip in which they had to take on fake personas, presumably to get past TSA Agents, whiiiiiiiiiiiiich I'm pretty sure is illegal. But since they're not going to spend yesterday listening to me today, they introduced themselves as part of this scam. Rilla and Loki tried to trade personas like some kind of Lifetime Movie starring Tori Spelling. Kate claimed amnesia - also like a Lifetime Movie starring Tori Spelling - while Loki tried to point out the logical hole in that story. And then everyone went on a trip, probably because the TSA knew they were coming and stuck their legs out.
And in other school-related news, Jaye was using bad words in her office! GASP! I know somebody who's getting a bar of soap to clean up her potty mouth.
*sound of wind rushing* *sound of door slamming* *silence* *silence* *silence* *sound of door slamming* *sound of chair squeaking*
Annnnnnnnd back.
DORMS
Natalie was smoking up on the roof of the dorms, which is bad for you because you could cough yourself right over the edge of the building and fall to your death. Smoking kills! This ad paid for by TheTruth.ahhhhhhhhh. Frank checked that it was okay to risk his life in such a way and was all giddy about the new experiences while Natalie yawned and probably inhaled more smoke that way, which made choking more likely. George stopped by and talked with Natalie about class and their worlds. And when Britta came up, she asked for a light. Sigh. Hold on.
*sound of wind rushing* *sound of door slamming* *silence* *silence* *silence* *sound of door slamming* *sound of chair squeaking*
Back again!
Peeta was making some cupcakes in the fourth floor common room, and if he made some for me, I'll give him an A! Darcy asked for one without the benefit of offering a bribe of a grade for a class he's not even in and he told her all about the geography of his essentially post-apocalyptic future. I don't want to be the one to sing a song about that. But that doesn't mean I won't!
*music swells*
Just not right now.
*music fades*
Tony told Peeta all about the great stuff here while Peeta told Tony about the horrible government back in his home. Tony and Darcy enjoyed the plentitude of free food before Darcy brought up the god she met one time. Topher bragged to Tony about not disassembling his little brother yet. And Toby used his big sibling status to leverage some cupcakes. Topher introduced himself to Peeta via methods that only work for him.
In lying news, Darcy told Karolina about the cake. And on the other end of the spectrum, Karolina told Peeta about her powers and how she can bring North and South together. Topher told Karolina about Pinkie, the resident explorer over at MCA. We have an apartment open, by the way, in case you're listening to this on a park bench or in an alley. You may be subject to a background check, but since that's drawn on a different cell and probably just recycled anyway, you shouldn't have a problem.
Toby and Karolina discussed the possibility of terrible, horrible, CUPCAKELESS worlds that I simply refuse to believe in. Peeta let Fawn take a cupcake and made her listen to him talk about a girl back home. And Topher was impressed that Fawn realized everything he said about the cupcakes was a lie.
TOWN
Dite's Decadent Delights had a sale on... Oh, that's not making it past the censors. Callie reopened Pixie Dust as Demon Marcus, which has a sale and positions open, which sounded more innocent before I read what Dite's had on sale. Good night, everybody!
Toby was selling globules at Goodvalor's, where Ben ordered the special when he wasn't reading reports at Stark's, where Samus introduced herself as the new boss before talking about their galaxies, which are systems of millions or billions of stars held together by gravitational attraction, which is what keeps people from floating off the Earth into space, which is what I don't have enough of in my closet, which is where I keep my collection of Beanie Babies, which also haven't really been seen since the 90's just like me, who was just described how Toby was selling globules at Goodvalor's, where Ben ordered the special when he wasn't reading reports at Stark's, where Samus introduced herself as the new boss before talking about their galaxies, which are systems of millions or billions of stars held together by gravitational attraction, which is what keeps people from floating off the Earth into space, which is what I don't have enough of in my closet, which is where I keep my collection of Beanie Babies, which also haven't really been seen since the 90's just like me, who was just described how Toby was selling globules atglobules at Goodvalor's, where Ben ordered the special when he wasn't reading reports at Stark's, where Samus introduced herself as the new boss before talking about their galaxies, which are systems of millions or billions of stars held together by gravitational attraction, which is what keeps people from floating off the Earth into space, which is what I don't have enough of in my closet, which is where I keep my collection of Beanie Babies, which also haven't really been seen since the 90's just like me, who was just described how Toby was selling globules at.....
[Five minutes later]
..... Earth into *sound of anvil dropping on Yakko's head*
Thanks, squirrels, I needed that.
Audrey's phone wouldn't stop going off, driving her coworkers crazy at the Trooper Station. Gabrielle tried to bribe her coworkers into liking her at the clinic with pastries and rambling. And Eric took a phone call from Jaina while Tiny drank away last week's holiday at The Devil's Nest, which is a silly name for a place because the Devil doesn't live in a nest. I should know, I met him once, in this cartoon!
*cartoon plays*
But before I go too far, a few words: Artist. Badness. Crummiest. Snitch. Rusting. Encore. And of course, Voetsek! Go look that one up, but be sure to come back! I'll wait.
.......
Okay, now that they're gone, let's get through the news.
SCHOOL
Ender started off Practical Philosophy by promising no answers, telling people to just ramble on for a while, and giving out sandwiches. And if you've ever met a Philosophy major after they've graduated, you'll know how practical this class really is.
Angela gave all of her Art Therapy students sketchbooks so they can get rid of stress through drawing. Just be careful what you draw, kids. That's how I got started, but I was on the other end of the pen. Angela had everyone introduce themselves with random facts and some personal art history, and if anyone would like to introduce me to her, I'm a Virgo and I don't know anyone named Art so we don't have to worry about him. While the students had time to doodle, Rapunzel was a social butterfly, first trying to get Fawn's attention, then catching up with Hanna.
Tyrion - HEY, BUDDY! IT'S ME! YAKKO! REMEMBER? FROM THE PICNIC? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LANNISTER! - explained the purpose behind Life at Court; namely, his wicked backhand. Students were asked to introduce themselves and answer if they were more at home on grass, clay, or hard courts. Petra and Fawn avoided an unforced error by communicating nonverbally during the lecture, and the TAs, Surreal and Blysse, talked about the elephant in the room, which was actually a large wolf in an elephant costume.
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, Oi Oi Oi prepared his Conflict Management class for a trip in which they had to take on fake personas, presumably to get past TSA Agents, whiiiiiiiiiiiiich I'm pretty sure is illegal. But since they're not going to spend yesterday listening to me today, they introduced themselves as part of this scam. Rilla and Loki tried to trade personas like some kind of Lifetime Movie starring Tori Spelling. Kate claimed amnesia - also like a Lifetime Movie starring Tori Spelling - while Loki tried to point out the logical hole in that story. And then everyone went on a trip, probably because the TSA knew they were coming and stuck their legs out.
And in other school-related news, Jaye was using bad words in her office! GASP! I know somebody who's getting a bar of soap to clean up her potty mouth.
*sound of wind rushing* *sound of door slamming* *silence* *silence* *silence* *sound of door slamming* *sound of chair squeaking*
Annnnnnnnd back.
DORMS
Natalie was smoking up on the roof of the dorms, which is bad for you because you could cough yourself right over the edge of the building and fall to your death. Smoking kills! This ad paid for by TheTruth.ahhhhhhhhh. Frank checked that it was okay to risk his life in such a way and was all giddy about the new experiences while Natalie yawned and probably inhaled more smoke that way, which made choking more likely. George stopped by and talked with Natalie about class and their worlds. And when Britta came up, she asked for a light. Sigh. Hold on.
*sound of wind rushing* *sound of door slamming* *silence* *silence* *silence* *sound of door slamming* *sound of chair squeaking*
Back again!
Peeta was making some cupcakes in the fourth floor common room, and if he made some for me, I'll give him an A! Darcy asked for one without the benefit of offering a bribe of a grade for a class he's not even in and he told her all about the geography of his essentially post-apocalyptic future. I don't want to be the one to sing a song about that. But that doesn't mean I won't!
*music swells*
Just not right now.
*music fades*
Tony told Peeta all about the great stuff here while Peeta told Tony about the horrible government back in his home. Tony and Darcy enjoyed the plentitude of free food before Darcy brought up the god she met one time. Topher bragged to Tony about not disassembling his little brother yet. And Toby used his big sibling status to leverage some cupcakes. Topher introduced himself to Peeta via methods that only work for him.
In lying news, Darcy told Karolina about the cake. And on the other end of the spectrum, Karolina told Peeta about her powers and how she can bring North and South together. Topher told Karolina about Pinkie, the resident explorer over at MCA. We have an apartment open, by the way, in case you're listening to this on a park bench or in an alley. You may be subject to a background check, but since that's drawn on a different cell and probably just recycled anyway, you shouldn't have a problem.
Toby and Karolina discussed the possibility of terrible, horrible, CUPCAKELESS worlds that I simply refuse to believe in. Peeta let Fawn take a cupcake and made her listen to him talk about a girl back home. And Topher was impressed that Fawn realized everything he said about the cupcakes was a lie.
TOWN
Dite's Decadent Delights had a sale on... Oh, that's not making it past the censors. Callie reopened Pixie Dust as Demon Marcus, which has a sale and positions open, which sounded more innocent before I read what Dite's had on sale. Good night, everybody!
Toby was selling globules at Goodvalor's, where Ben ordered the special when he wasn't reading reports at Stark's, where Samus introduced herself as the new boss before talking about their galaxies, which are systems of millions or billions of stars held together by gravitational attraction, which is what keeps people from floating off the Earth into space, which is what I don't have enough of in my closet, which is where I keep my collection of Beanie Babies, which also haven't really been seen since the 90's just like me, who was just described how Toby was selling globules at Goodvalor's, where Ben ordered the special when he wasn't reading reports at Stark's, where Samus introduced herself as the new boss before talking about their galaxies, which are systems of millions or billions of stars held together by gravitational attraction, which is what keeps people from floating off the Earth into space, which is what I don't have enough of in my closet, which is where I keep my collection of Beanie Babies, which also haven't really been seen since the 90's just like me, who was just described how Toby was selling globules atglobules at Goodvalor's, where Ben ordered the special when he wasn't reading reports at Stark's, where Samus introduced herself as the new boss before talking about their galaxies, which are systems of millions or billions of stars held together by gravitational attraction, which is what keeps people from floating off the Earth into space, which is what I don't have enough of in my closet, which is where I keep my collection of Beanie Babies, which also haven't really been seen since the 90's just like me, who was just described how Toby was selling globules at.....
[Five minutes later]
..... Earth into *sound of anvil dropping on Yakko's head*
Thanks, squirrels, I needed that.
Audrey's phone wouldn't stop going off, driving her coworkers crazy at the Trooper Station. Gabrielle tried to bribe her coworkers into liking her at the clinic with pastries and rambling. And Eric took a phone call from Jaina while Tiny drank away last week's holiday at The Devil's Nest, which is a silly name for a place because the Devil doesn't live in a nest. I should know, I met him once, in this cartoon!
*cartoon plays*