Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning

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Deadpool: You squirrels sure as hell better have Easter eggs hidden somewhere. Or candy. So help me.

Jono: … Easter candy. You know, I've never actually...

Deadpool: Those Cadbury eggs are like sugary crack. You should try one. Or twenty.

Jono: I think I might have to. Any other recommendations?

Deadpool: Just raid the store tomorrow. It will aaaaall be on sale.

Jono: Beware, island. I think we're all about to find out what happens when I reach a sugar high.

*Chittering*

Jono: … Yes, probably slightly more enthusiastic moping. Have we got notes? Is... this one page our notes?

Deadpool: Wow, things only happened in town yesterday. Over at the Gig, Dany was learning to sew. Maybe a dress for the horses. I could see it.

And over at the Devil's Nest, Bo was dealing with a bunny behind the counter. Euphemism?

Jono: Could be. Fandom, and all. Today is that day for rabbits, after all.

Deadpool: But it's Easter! Easter is wholesome!

Jono: Wholesome like that wholesome, wholesome chocolate we were just discussing?

Deadpool: Sorry, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over the diabetes I was giving myself.

Jono: Mmm, wholesome diabetes. In any case, Scott hadn't cried himself into enough bottles by that point in the evening to try to communicate with the rabbit, so he contented himself with discussing strategy. They're all wrong, Scott. All of them. And then Guy and Bo passed the time, with slightly less focus on the rabbit, by talking about how they went about getting a kid, last weekend. Apparently, there were 'back door' jokes. Ah, euphemism.

Deadpool: Diiiiirty. And that's how we celebrate our holidays here, folks. With back door jokes and bunnies.

Jono: Because Fandom Island is wholesome.

Deadpool: All we need now is Lassie. Maybe if we kidnapped a collie...

Jono: … I imagine they have puppies at Everything But The Monkey, mate.

Deadpool: Yeah, but that's not Lassie. Lassie was grown up.

Jono: A shelter on the mainland, then? We can rescue the iconic rescue dog.

Deadpool: I'll think about it.

Jono: Well, you do that then, mate. The rest of you out there, have yourselves a wholesome, wholesome Easter.