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fandom_radio2012-03-12 10:16 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandom_radio2012-03-12 10:16 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, March 12th
*chittering*
*gleeful chittering*
*far too gleeful chittering*
*-CLICK-*
Cara: Oh, you are adorable, but why am I here? Do you want me to read these? Are you sure? There's a lot of these.
*chittering*
You're getting me help? That's very thoughtful.
Flash: Hey, put me down! You can't do this to a member of the Justice League! I'm telling Batman on you!
*thud*
Huh, reporter squirrels, guess the singing girl wasn't crazy after all...least not that crazy.
Cara: Are you all right? What are you wearing?
Flash: My night's looking up now you're here. Hey, you can call me Fla-...OW! Yeah, fine, I get the acorn, less flirty, more read-y.
School
Nothing. I'm sure you're all shocked by the lack of classes on a Sunday.
Cara: The teachers could have been planning lessons. Teaching is hard work.
Flash: I wouldn't mind a private les- OW!
Cara: ...moving on.
Dorms
Topher was reading emo-ly in his room...what's emo?
Flash: Means he had black clothes and bad haircut.
Cara: Xav and Peter dropped by and Topher was distracted by the fact they were twins. I guess that is pretty rare. He also spoke with Ben about how Billy laughed in his face yesterday. That's horrible.
Flash: Topher, take it from me, he's a jerk who isn't good enough for you, even if you did attempt doohickey price gouging yesterday. In other jerk news, Angie was mean to Sam when he tried taking Natalie breakfast. Then she made out with Nikolai to score some weed. I know who has an appointment with me and the cops first thing tomorrow morning.
Also, kids, don't do drugs. Stick to sugar highs instead.
Cara: Leah was sitting in the hall. Oh, I met her, but neither of us come from around here.
Flash: Tell me, are there more girls like you back home?
Cara: ...I have a sister?
Flash: Awesome.
Cara: She's married. With a child.
Flash: Bummer. Apparently Shatner told Leah to stop reading his mind before planing his baby off on her. Classy. Real classy, dude. Nobody read in room 205. Why is that newsworthy?
Cara: I think that's somebody's name.
Flash: Weird. So the Nobody who's a somebody got a call from a Kate. Also a pair of garden gnomes found true love on the lawn. Let's hope those crazy kids can make it.
Cara: Toby was up in the Fifth Floor Common Room with pizza. Is that what it's called? It's tasty. Lenore wanted to know if Toby belonged here, but turned down the pizza.
Flash: Her loss, but if you think pizza's good, let me introduce you to iced moch- OW! Is one of these squirrels your maiden aunt or something?
Cara: I don't have an aunt. Veronica wanted to know if the pizza had vegetables on it, and Toby showed her a drawing a girl that looked like her before she and Lenore talk about dancing and other hobbies.
Flash: You like dancing? Maybe... I could talk about what happened in town while that squirrel puts the acorn down. Yes. That.
Town
Mooby Land was terrorised by a potato, and GL thought the talking gorilla was strange. However the Perk was not terrorised by coffee beans, at least not while Jaina was there. Zinzi and her sloth came in to ask if she'd lost anything, according to the note taking squirrels this was perfectly normal. Meekus wanted an orange mocha frappacino. Way to ruin a good mocha, Meekus.
Arthur was sleeping in Goodvalor's when Jaye drew a moustache on him. For shame, Jaye. Shaaaaaaaaame.
Cara: Cleo was swimming down at with disturbingly few clothes on.
Flash: Crazy trying to hide music girl and Flyclops didn't seem to mind. What was wrong with with what she was wearing?
Cara: Well, nothing, I guess, it was just... distracting.
Flash: ...oh. That's cool, if you're...distracted by that. I'm cool with...anyway, Danny wanted to make sure Cleo wasn't drowning, but hey she was also cool.
Cara: You're very fond of that word. Down at the Boards, Troy's rehearsal was interrupted by Jon turning it into Petey Sci Fi Polka.
Flash: I'm sorry I missed it, I love polka. They even had an accordian, I don't know how they managed to rehearse with all that awesome. Veronica, wanted to know about Black Swan, then threw a diva fit, hey, Veronica, don't throw things at accordian players. It's not nice.
Miley ran singing through the abandoned warehouse district in order to avoid attention from the squirrels. That doesn't make sense. Shatner managed to scare her about telepaths, and Flyclops might have had a camera, then Flash-
Flash: That's me.
Cara: Flash offered to take her to the clinic for some kind of medicine.
Flash: A properly administered and monitored medication regime can help prevent supervillain recidivism. Not that I'm suggesting some medical professionals aren't.
Though one actual medical professional who was completely normal was Stark in the Clinic. He had cupcakes. On that note I'm getting cupcakes too, want some?
*-CLICK-*
*gleeful chittering*
*far too gleeful chittering*
*-CLICK-*
Cara: Oh, you are adorable, but why am I here? Do you want me to read these? Are you sure? There's a lot of these.
*chittering*
You're getting me help? That's very thoughtful.
Flash: Hey, put me down! You can't do this to a member of the Justice League! I'm telling Batman on you!
*thud*
Huh, reporter squirrels, guess the singing girl wasn't crazy after all...least not that crazy.
Cara: Are you all right? What are you wearing?
Flash: My night's looking up now you're here. Hey, you can call me Fla-...OW! Yeah, fine, I get the acorn, less flirty, more read-y.
School
Nothing. I'm sure you're all shocked by the lack of classes on a Sunday.
Cara: The teachers could have been planning lessons. Teaching is hard work.
Flash: I wouldn't mind a private les- OW!
Cara: ...moving on.
Dorms
Topher was reading emo-ly in his room...what's emo?
Flash: Means he had black clothes and bad haircut.
Cara: Xav and Peter dropped by and Topher was distracted by the fact they were twins. I guess that is pretty rare. He also spoke with Ben about how Billy laughed in his face yesterday. That's horrible.
Flash: Topher, take it from me, he's a jerk who isn't good enough for you, even if you did attempt doohickey price gouging yesterday. In other jerk news, Angie was mean to Sam when he tried taking Natalie breakfast. Then she made out with Nikolai to score some weed. I know who has an appointment with me and the cops first thing tomorrow morning.
Also, kids, don't do drugs. Stick to sugar highs instead.
Cara: Leah was sitting in the hall. Oh, I met her, but neither of us come from around here.
Flash: Tell me, are there more girls like you back home?
Cara: ...I have a sister?
Flash: Awesome.
Cara: She's married. With a child.
Flash: Bummer. Apparently Shatner told Leah to stop reading his mind before planing his baby off on her. Classy. Real classy, dude. Nobody read in room 205. Why is that newsworthy?
Cara: I think that's somebody's name.
Flash: Weird. So the Nobody who's a somebody got a call from a Kate. Also a pair of garden gnomes found true love on the lawn. Let's hope those crazy kids can make it.
Cara: Toby was up in the Fifth Floor Common Room with pizza. Is that what it's called? It's tasty. Lenore wanted to know if Toby belonged here, but turned down the pizza.
Flash: Her loss, but if you think pizza's good, let me introduce you to iced moch- OW! Is one of these squirrels your maiden aunt or something?
Cara: I don't have an aunt. Veronica wanted to know if the pizza had vegetables on it, and Toby showed her a drawing a girl that looked like her before she and Lenore talk about dancing and other hobbies.
Flash: You like dancing? Maybe... I could talk about what happened in town while that squirrel puts the acorn down. Yes. That.
Town
Mooby Land was terrorised by a potato, and GL thought the talking gorilla was strange. However the Perk was not terrorised by coffee beans, at least not while Jaina was there. Zinzi and her sloth came in to ask if she'd lost anything, according to the note taking squirrels this was perfectly normal. Meekus wanted an orange mocha frappacino. Way to ruin a good mocha, Meekus.
Arthur was sleeping in Goodvalor's when Jaye drew a moustache on him. For shame, Jaye. Shaaaaaaaaame.
Cara: Cleo was swimming down at with disturbingly few clothes on.
Flash: Crazy trying to hide music girl and Flyclops didn't seem to mind. What was wrong with with what she was wearing?
Cara: Well, nothing, I guess, it was just... distracting.
Flash: ...oh. That's cool, if you're...distracted by that. I'm cool with...anyway, Danny wanted to make sure Cleo wasn't drowning, but hey she was also cool.
Cara: You're very fond of that word. Down at the Boards, Troy's rehearsal was interrupted by Jon turning it into Petey Sci Fi Polka.
Flash: I'm sorry I missed it, I love polka. They even had an accordian, I don't know how they managed to rehearse with all that awesome. Veronica, wanted to know about Black Swan, then threw a diva fit, hey, Veronica, don't throw things at accordian players. It's not nice.
Miley ran singing through the abandoned warehouse district in order to avoid attention from the squirrels. That doesn't make sense. Shatner managed to scare her about telepaths, and Flyclops might have had a camera, then Flash-
Flash: That's me.
Cara: Flash offered to take her to the clinic for some kind of medicine.
Flash: A properly administered and monitored medication regime can help prevent supervillain recidivism. Not that I'm suggesting some medical professionals aren't.
Though one actual medical professional who was completely normal was Stark in the Clinic. He had cupcakes. On that note I'm getting cupcakes too, want some?
*-CLICK-*