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fandom_radio2012-02-21 10:57 pm
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Fandom Radio- Wednesday, February 22
I feel like I shouldn't be doing this when I'm on spring break, but the squirrels are tenacious little suckers. I've got one here with a little tiny camera around its neck, and you can tell which ones were at the carnival last night, because one's clearly hungover and this one here is still in drag.
To each squirrel their own.
Now let's hurry this up, because I have something to do.
TOWN
In Fandom, people still exist! Who knew. Jake- uh, hi Jake- made the troopers do laps around the station and he and Audrey watched, Mary was getting pelted with beads at the Arms... I guess sometimes you don't even need to flash anyone for those. I do not have that problem. Hayley was hungover at Cafe Luke's which is totally unprofessional but I've never known anyone to care... except maybe bosses... and Raven came by for lunch. And Kitty had Caritas open, probably because she has all the alcohol she wants to herself. I approve.
RIO
In the morning... stuff happened. Ask your friends.
*chittering*
Oh, shut up, it's totally still funny. You'll laugh when you're sober again. In the rooms, Jamie was still congaing, much to the chagrin of his roommate Dean, and I... it's weird that you spy on me when I'm trying to sleep, squirrels.
People also ate. That does tend to happen on vacation, usually more than you wanted to. Makes all the work you did to look good in that bikini pretty moot. Danyournamehurtsmytongue told Chuck about her new smoothie addiction and he told her about how the new national obsession with bacon is fairly new. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before bacon smoothies end up on some cooking show. Natalie and Peter talked about how they're both failing at vacation- my words, not theirs- and why she didn't go home for spring break instead. Then there was the spa, where Bruce and Kenzi were, and Stacey and Rebecca talked about nail polish. Just about nail polish. No, really.
A bunch of people hung out at the pool if they didn't want to deal with the beach's pesky sand, like Caroline and Jacob. And then there was the beach. Petra introduced Dametanewguy to her vacation boyfriend, Ben told Ender about his night out, and Miley tried to teach Dave to surf. Reports say he ended up with only minor injuries, or at the very least, not dead. Oh, and there were forest and helicopter tours to take. Maybe Dave should have tried one of those.
At night, Summer hung out in the hotel restaurant, Dorothywent to the pool, and Kate and Hanna went out for the night separately, but the party was in Rio.
Because there was a gay ball. ...Um. Gay event? Thing? Ender educated Topher on how you miiiight need to watch your pronouns here, and Ben was there for... well, this squirrel drew hearts all over it. Literal hearts.
*chittering*
Okay, not literal. That'd be gross. Fine, point taken, drag squirrel. Tony told Ender about his night out with Ben, Topher got to help Ben try and solve the mystery of how the guy wearing three cotton balls got them to stick. Tony threatened Topher with glitter, and got to hear about how showering with wings is difficult. ...Like, Kotex? I don't understand that sentence. Ben told a flip flop-clad Bobby to watch out for stilettos, and Tony just tried to get him to wear some. That didn't seem to work, but Bobby did get Topher shirtless, so.
I miss Jake and Krycek and Bridge and Xander. I just do.
Ben apparently looked good enough to get complimented by a straight guy, and as if tight jeans and glitter weren't enough for Billy, Bobby thought he should add feathers. Billy told Tony he should have brought Stephanie, so Tony asked him what was going on with him and Topher. Who, coincidentally he made a date with. And Ender gave him tips on deglitterifying. Just live with it, guys. Boykissy for the lot of you.
...I swear that was less creepy when I was in high school. And college, because it was college.
Lex got told he needed feathers by Tony, and a bunch of guys giving fashion advice at this sort of thing so shouldn't surprise me. Nor should the shirt-removals, like what happened when Luke and Tony met. Yet Tony had to ask Bruce was was with all the shirtlessness. He might want to be more concerned with Bruce and Ben getting Topher to tabledance for boas. I thought you were supposed to get beads for that? Or is that only when girls flash people? Or only at Mardi Gras? Obviously this is a question I've had to give a damn about in my lifetime, except not.
Alex thought Bruce was dressed up as someone named Wolverine. Wolverine. Is that even a name? It sounds like a biker. Ender and Bruce talked about summer plans, Bobby remarked on Alex's sparkliness, and Petra was there in drag, sans new boyfriend. Matt was there in feathers... pretty much just feathers, which impressed Bruce, and Jack Carter was there to be teased and photographed.
That's all I've got, so if you don't mind, I have to spend my vacation... doing stuff. Shut up, I'm going, I'm going...
To each squirrel their own.
Now let's hurry this up, because I have something to do.
TOWN
In Fandom, people still exist! Who knew. Jake- uh, hi Jake- made the troopers do laps around the station and he and Audrey watched, Mary was getting pelted with beads at the Arms... I guess sometimes you don't even need to flash anyone for those. I do not have that problem. Hayley was hungover at Cafe Luke's which is totally unprofessional but I've never known anyone to care... except maybe bosses... and Raven came by for lunch. And Kitty had Caritas open, probably because she has all the alcohol she wants to herself. I approve.
RIO
In the morning... stuff happened. Ask your friends.
*chittering*
Oh, shut up, it's totally still funny. You'll laugh when you're sober again. In the rooms, Jamie was still congaing, much to the chagrin of his roommate Dean, and I... it's weird that you spy on me when I'm trying to sleep, squirrels.
People also ate. That does tend to happen on vacation, usually more than you wanted to. Makes all the work you did to look good in that bikini pretty moot. Danyournamehurtsmytongue told Chuck about her new smoothie addiction and he told her about how the new national obsession with bacon is fairly new. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before bacon smoothies end up on some cooking show. Natalie and Peter talked about how they're both failing at vacation- my words, not theirs- and why she didn't go home for spring break instead. Then there was the spa, where Bruce and Kenzi were, and Stacey and Rebecca talked about nail polish. Just about nail polish. No, really.
A bunch of people hung out at the pool if they didn't want to deal with the beach's pesky sand, like Caroline and Jacob. And then there was the beach. Petra introduced Dametanewguy to her vacation boyfriend, Ben told Ender about his night out, and Miley tried to teach Dave to surf. Reports say he ended up with only minor injuries, or at the very least, not dead. Oh, and there were forest and helicopter tours to take. Maybe Dave should have tried one of those.
At night, Summer hung out in the hotel restaurant, Dorothywent to the pool, and Kate and Hanna went out for the night separately, but the party was in Rio.
Because there was a gay ball. ...Um. Gay event? Thing? Ender educated Topher on how you miiiight need to watch your pronouns here, and Ben was there for... well, this squirrel drew hearts all over it. Literal hearts.
*chittering*
Okay, not literal. That'd be gross. Fine, point taken, drag squirrel. Tony told Ender about his night out with Ben, Topher got to help Ben try and solve the mystery of how the guy wearing three cotton balls got them to stick. Tony threatened Topher with glitter, and got to hear about how showering with wings is difficult. ...Like, Kotex? I don't understand that sentence. Ben told a flip flop-clad Bobby to watch out for stilettos, and Tony just tried to get him to wear some. That didn't seem to work, but Bobby did get Topher shirtless, so.
I miss Jake and Krycek and Bridge and Xander. I just do.
Ben apparently looked good enough to get complimented by a straight guy, and as if tight jeans and glitter weren't enough for Billy, Bobby thought he should add feathers. Billy told Tony he should have brought Stephanie, so Tony asked him what was going on with him and Topher. Who, coincidentally he made a date with. And Ender gave him tips on deglitterifying. Just live with it, guys. Boykissy for the lot of you.
...I swear that was less creepy when I was in high school. And college, because it was college.
Lex got told he needed feathers by Tony, and a bunch of guys giving fashion advice at this sort of thing so shouldn't surprise me. Nor should the shirt-removals, like what happened when Luke and Tony met. Yet Tony had to ask Bruce was was with all the shirtlessness. He might want to be more concerned with Bruce and Ben getting Topher to tabledance for boas. I thought you were supposed to get beads for that? Or is that only when girls flash people? Or only at Mardi Gras? Obviously this is a question I've had to give a damn about in my lifetime, except not.
Alex thought Bruce was dressed up as someone named Wolverine. Wolverine. Is that even a name? It sounds like a biker. Ender and Bruce talked about summer plans, Bobby remarked on Alex's sparkliness, and Petra was there in drag, sans new boyfriend. Matt was there in feathers... pretty much just feathers, which impressed Bruce, and Jack Carter was there to be teased and photographed.
That's all I've got, so if you don't mind, I have to spend my vacation... doing stuff. Shut up, I'm going, I'm going...