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fandom_radio2012-02-14 10:18 pm
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Fandom Radio- Wednesday, February 15
This is where I'd open up and say good morning, but half of you are probably too busy flirting with the person next to you to realize I'm saying anything anyway, and half of you are probably going to get your names read to the whole town as having had sex yesterday.
To be fair, those halves probably intersect in some places.
...I did not mean that like it sounded.
SCHOOL
Fugitivity class decided to try a calmer method of working through... stuff, by meditating. I doubt that worked. It didn't seem to for Kenzi and Toby anyway. In Sex Ed- That class had to be hard today- SEE THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Everything I say sounds wrong, when you actually have to talk about it, I'm sure it's doubly wrong. Godspeed, Mr. Rogers. Anyway, in Sex Ed he tried to teach them about pregnancy, which they then had to discuss, and afterwards Kenzi told Steve that he was evil and she's telling Bo. I think I just beat you to it.
And then in Polar Opposites, the teachers got into a heavy argument-
*chitters*
Debate, whatever. They debated heavily and then some gremlins and squirrels conspired to invade and lock them in a closet. ...Squirrels, I never knew you had it in you. And so they were in the closet for the rest of class, so Quinn the TA just gave them a study hall. If Morrigan and Alistair did it in the closet, I am by far not the worst teacher here. So you know what, let's say they did. Sure. In fact, let's just play "and then they did it." It's probably true anyway.
Anakin was watering the flowers in his office, and my new game is why I'm kind of really glad the squirrels didn't see anyone going in. Anarchist Philanthropist Club did some mingling before heading off to distribute safe sex literature and condoms all over. I can't argue with that. I might even look for... the literature. Kenzi checked out Jim's surfer... that has to be dirty, and then they did it. I don't know how else that could go, really. Rinoa checked with Jim that everyone's been an oversexed ho this week, and in case you haven't caught on... Everyone's an oversexed ho. Jamie showed that pony his condom art, and Jim also showed that pony his surfer... That's just inappropriate.
DORMS
Natalie got flowers from her parents, which she told Tara was for her birthday. And then they did it. Matt and Stacey headed to his room, except Jace and Rebecca were headed there too, which... apparently led to them swapping? I don't know. And then they did it, in some combination. Anyway, it's probably a good thing Matt spent part of his day handing out sex ed materials.
Katniss and Wesley had a Valentine's Day picnic. And then they did it. Rilla thought the romance novel she was reading sounded painful. ...Now I want to know what she was reading and never want to know ever. Karla had chocolate and a trashy romance novel which is probably not the same as Rilla's, and then she had a visit from Ender. And then they did it. Tara came in for some girl talk about someone she met at Three Minute Dates. And then- say it with me, boys and girls- and then they did it. There was also a call from Emma... And then they did it over the phone? I don't know.
Cara went for a cold shower, and Dave and Miley had a Valentine's date that was interrupted by Topher. And then they did it. Sure, all of them, why not. And up in the fifth floor common room, everything Mercy was watching... Okay, not everything on could be all sexy. Turn on Tosh.0, that'll turn you off of humanity as a whole. Also, Hank contemplated a hat, and Squall and Rinoa did it.
TOWN
Zayne stopped in at Goodvalor's Little Bivoli... You really named it that? Really? He was there, but he took off. Probably had a booty call to get to. Quinn was studying at the Perk, and then Bruce came in and there was thanking for flowers and then they did it. Kenzi also came in to distribute condoms, which is just the perfect opening for... Okay that doesn't really work in that instance.
Hayley was questioning the sense of humor of the Cafe Luke's staff, and then they did it. Mary ended up in a closet with the electrician at the Arms, and that one just writes itself. Kitty was serving up dirty-named drinks at Caritas, where Jack Carter got into the tequila. And then the- You know, I'm not sure I want to go there with a student and adult. We'll save it just this once.
Anna was judging the cheesy love songs at the Devil's Nest, and Millie and the nurses were talking about their conquests at the clinic. And then they did it. Toby and Kenzi had a date on the beach and talked about all the TMI, and then they did it. Bruce and Darcy had a date at Ching Tai and got to know each other, and yadda yadda did it. And Cindy met Soulpatch Dean, and then they did it.
I think that's all the dirty news that's fit to tell. And remember kids, now everyone knows what you've been up to. Have a good day!
To be fair, those halves probably intersect in some places.
...I did not mean that like it sounded.
SCHOOL
Fugitivity class decided to try a calmer method of working through... stuff, by meditating. I doubt that worked. It didn't seem to for Kenzi and Toby anyway. In Sex Ed- That class had to be hard today- SEE THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Everything I say sounds wrong, when you actually have to talk about it, I'm sure it's doubly wrong. Godspeed, Mr. Rogers. Anyway, in Sex Ed he tried to teach them about pregnancy, which they then had to discuss, and afterwards Kenzi told Steve that he was evil and she's telling Bo. I think I just beat you to it.
And then in Polar Opposites, the teachers got into a heavy argument-
*chitters*
Debate, whatever. They debated heavily and then some gremlins and squirrels conspired to invade and lock them in a closet. ...Squirrels, I never knew you had it in you. And so they were in the closet for the rest of class, so Quinn the TA just gave them a study hall. If Morrigan and Alistair did it in the closet, I am by far not the worst teacher here. So you know what, let's say they did. Sure. In fact, let's just play "and then they did it." It's probably true anyway.
Anakin was watering the flowers in his office, and my new game is why I'm kind of really glad the squirrels didn't see anyone going in. Anarchist Philanthropist Club did some mingling before heading off to distribute safe sex literature and condoms all over. I can't argue with that. I might even look for... the literature. Kenzi checked out Jim's surfer... that has to be dirty, and then they did it. I don't know how else that could go, really. Rinoa checked with Jim that everyone's been an oversexed ho this week, and in case you haven't caught on... Everyone's an oversexed ho. Jamie showed that pony his condom art, and Jim also showed that pony his surfer... That's just inappropriate.
DORMS
Natalie got flowers from her parents, which she told Tara was for her birthday. And then they did it. Matt and Stacey headed to his room, except Jace and Rebecca were headed there too, which... apparently led to them swapping? I don't know. And then they did it, in some combination. Anyway, it's probably a good thing Matt spent part of his day handing out sex ed materials.
Katniss and Wesley had a Valentine's Day picnic. And then they did it. Rilla thought the romance novel she was reading sounded painful. ...Now I want to know what she was reading and never want to know ever. Karla had chocolate and a trashy romance novel which is probably not the same as Rilla's, and then she had a visit from Ender. And then they did it. Tara came in for some girl talk about someone she met at Three Minute Dates. And then- say it with me, boys and girls- and then they did it. There was also a call from Emma... And then they did it over the phone? I don't know.
Cara went for a cold shower, and Dave and Miley had a Valentine's date that was interrupted by Topher. And then they did it. Sure, all of them, why not. And up in the fifth floor common room, everything Mercy was watching... Okay, not everything on could be all sexy. Turn on Tosh.0, that'll turn you off of humanity as a whole. Also, Hank contemplated a hat, and Squall and Rinoa did it.
TOWN
Zayne stopped in at Goodvalor's Little Bivoli... You really named it that? Really? He was there, but he took off. Probably had a booty call to get to. Quinn was studying at the Perk, and then Bruce came in and there was thanking for flowers and then they did it. Kenzi also came in to distribute condoms, which is just the perfect opening for... Okay that doesn't really work in that instance.
Hayley was questioning the sense of humor of the Cafe Luke's staff, and then they did it. Mary ended up in a closet with the electrician at the Arms, and that one just writes itself. Kitty was serving up dirty-named drinks at Caritas, where Jack Carter got into the tequila. And then the- You know, I'm not sure I want to go there with a student and adult. We'll save it just this once.
Anna was judging the cheesy love songs at the Devil's Nest, and Millie and the nurses were talking about their conquests at the clinic. And then they did it. Toby and Kenzi had a date on the beach and talked about all the TMI, and then they did it. Bruce and Darcy had a date at Ching Tai and got to know each other, and yadda yadda did it. And Cindy met Soulpatch Dean, and then they did it.
I think that's all the dirty news that's fit to tell. And remember kids, now everyone knows what you've been up to. Have a good day!