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fandom_radio2012-02-05 10:22 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning
Deadpool: Aww, it’s Sunday already?
Jono: I know. Seems like it was Saturday just yesterday.
Deadpool: I blame Sesame Street. Teaching me what order all the days go in.
Jono: Are you certain it wasn't Rebecca Black, mate?
Deadpool: ...Why must you bring up my horrible past of pop stardom?
Jono: I spent yesterday surrounded by unicorns. I need to balance out the sunshine and bubblegum somehow.
Deadpool: ...sounds a lil’ fruity there, man. Lil’ fruity.
Jono: Rebecca Black.
Deadpool Razzle dazzle.
Jono: You'll have to take that one up with Jubilee, mate. I'm going to be here reading notes.
Deadpool: Now get your news on, kid.
Jono: Reinstating an old favourite among the masses, Jaye hosted a detention at the school yesterday. Back in my school days, I was in... all of one of those. There was tea. I was unimpressed. In any case, Kenzi, Topher, Juliet, Rilla, and Girl-Sam were all there, and this one was opened up for public viewing, lucky bastards. Jaye was happy to inform Anakin, likely the Skywalker one, that she was going to hell. And this is news how? The detainees all got into character backstage for their performances, which meant that Juliet and Topher had some time to decide that there was no way they were going to be portraying a married couple for the show. And naturally, there was some time to hang around afterwards, probably for a meet-and-greet with the stars of the performance. Perhaps you'll all be lucky enough to see these budding starlets in future productions at the Boards. But I doubt it.
Deadpool: Ooo! It will be a rival play house. Can they have dance offs?
Jono: Absolutely. You can choreograph, mate.
Deadpool: Paaaaassss.
Jono: Also at the school, Chloe was covering Cassidy's shift while she went off and frolicked about with unicorns, and did some shelving. Hopefully inexperienced hands didn't manage to mis-shelve all the books. The books themselves do enough of that without the help.
Deadpool: Do they? Now I just want to misfile things on purpose.
Jono: If you irritate them enough, the books might just decide to sit on the proper shelves for once out of spite.
Deadpool: What if I’m very nice to the books while I do it?
Jono: Then it will be business as usual, I suppose.
Deadpool: That’s boring. Over in the dorms, Peter was brooding over an email. Maybe from eHarmony. Natalie stopped by to talk about gremlins and the weekend. And then they made out. It was more interesting. Topher also stopped by to give Peter Doritos and got them thrown at him. And then they made out?
Jono: I have nothing against that. Maybe Topher wore his cape for the occasion.
Deadpool: It was a sassy cape, it’s true.
Jono: I kept waiting for it to snag on something. A few years with the X-Men, and I still think capes are ridiculous.
Deadpool: Shhh, Magneto might hear you and be replaced by Xorn.
Jono: That helmet... that ridiculous helmet....
Deadpool: It protects him from telepathy! You know, bad break up between him and Prof X there. So sad to see it happen. Damn you James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.
Jono: … What do either of them have to do with... You know what, I don't need to know.
Deadpool: Rapunzel was busy working on her sculpture, Luke played all the video games, aaaaand Matt attempted to meditate, but Rebecca showed up to play music at him. At least she'll survive living with him at this rate.
Jono: Or perhaps he'll refuse to do some sort of absurd favour for her and she'll flounce out on him after getting her daddy to call with an attempted bribe. Not that I've had any experience with that sort of thing.
Deadpool: Matt Murdock.
Jono: … Point. I'll just be bitter on my own, then.
Deadpool: Damn right. Maybe hang out with Scott. He’s a ball of angst and ugly crying.
Jono: What, and let him get snot on my shoulder? I'll pass, thanks. In town, at Stark Industries in particular, Topher was playing Minecraft. I have no idea what that is, but it doesn't sound terribly productive. Zinzi was spending her shift at Cafe Luke's by telling the dishwasher about the cook's horrible rocketship stealing tendencies, and Cassie was arranging things at the Magic Box. Hopefully being careful about it. The last thing we need is some sort of adverse magical chain reaction taking off across the entire island, or something. I've lived here enough, I don't doubt it could happen.
Deadpool: Where we’re all in some alternate universe because someone went crazy and changed reality?
Jono: Perhaps some sort of twisted reality where Galactus doesn't wear a stupid hat.
Deadpool: You shut your mouth, that hat is what makes him amazing.
Jono: And here I thought it was his appetite... Bo was playing music at the Devil's Nest, disappointed that this weekend didn't see a return of last weekend's bouncer, Tina. And at Fast Eddie's, Topher and Kitty were hosting a game night. Which involved bowling. Bloody hell, I missed that? I mean, for unicorns, granted, but throwing heavy balls down a lane while mocking the ridiculous shoes of others is more cathartic than that.
Deadpool: Topher was working as a bouncer to keep the unsavoury elements out of theit game when Kitty was all 'Oh nooo! We're welcoming of all people!' Unlike a certain team. With never letting me join. Then Kitty slipped all over in the bowling shoes. Suuuure. It was the shoes. Dorothy had no clue about bowling, but Kitty explained it. Explained it good. Eric and Kitty had a fight over the bowling shoes and whether or not he'd wear them. Odds rest on no. And then they bowled all up in dat.
Jono: And I missed it. Missed it for unicorns.
Deadpool: Were there also sparkles? I bet there were.
Jono: No. And now I'm actually disappointed that there weren't. Bloody hell.
Deadpool: It’s okay, I’m sure the squirrels have some for you.
*chittering*
Jono: What? No, I just got last week's glitter out of my-- I hate you all.
Deadpool: HAVE A GOOD DAY, FOLKS!
Jono: I know. Seems like it was Saturday just yesterday.
Deadpool: I blame Sesame Street. Teaching me what order all the days go in.
Jono: Are you certain it wasn't Rebecca Black, mate?
Deadpool: ...Why must you bring up my horrible past of pop stardom?
Jono: I spent yesterday surrounded by unicorns. I need to balance out the sunshine and bubblegum somehow.
Deadpool: ...sounds a lil’ fruity there, man. Lil’ fruity.
Jono: Rebecca Black.
Deadpool Razzle dazzle.
Jono: You'll have to take that one up with Jubilee, mate. I'm going to be here reading notes.
Deadpool: Now get your news on, kid.
Jono: Reinstating an old favourite among the masses, Jaye hosted a detention at the school yesterday. Back in my school days, I was in... all of one of those. There was tea. I was unimpressed. In any case, Kenzi, Topher, Juliet, Rilla, and Girl-Sam were all there, and this one was opened up for public viewing, lucky bastards. Jaye was happy to inform Anakin, likely the Skywalker one, that she was going to hell. And this is news how? The detainees all got into character backstage for their performances, which meant that Juliet and Topher had some time to decide that there was no way they were going to be portraying a married couple for the show. And naturally, there was some time to hang around afterwards, probably for a meet-and-greet with the stars of the performance. Perhaps you'll all be lucky enough to see these budding starlets in future productions at the Boards. But I doubt it.
Deadpool: Ooo! It will be a rival play house. Can they have dance offs?
Jono: Absolutely. You can choreograph, mate.
Deadpool: Paaaaassss.
Jono: Also at the school, Chloe was covering Cassidy's shift while she went off and frolicked about with unicorns, and did some shelving. Hopefully inexperienced hands didn't manage to mis-shelve all the books. The books themselves do enough of that without the help.
Deadpool: Do they? Now I just want to misfile things on purpose.
Jono: If you irritate them enough, the books might just decide to sit on the proper shelves for once out of spite.
Deadpool: What if I’m very nice to the books while I do it?
Jono: Then it will be business as usual, I suppose.
Deadpool: That’s boring. Over in the dorms, Peter was brooding over an email. Maybe from eHarmony. Natalie stopped by to talk about gremlins and the weekend. And then they made out. It was more interesting. Topher also stopped by to give Peter Doritos and got them thrown at him. And then they made out?
Jono: I have nothing against that. Maybe Topher wore his cape for the occasion.
Deadpool: It was a sassy cape, it’s true.
Jono: I kept waiting for it to snag on something. A few years with the X-Men, and I still think capes are ridiculous.
Deadpool: Shhh, Magneto might hear you and be replaced by Xorn.
Jono: That helmet... that ridiculous helmet....
Deadpool: It protects him from telepathy! You know, bad break up between him and Prof X there. So sad to see it happen. Damn you James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.
Jono: … What do either of them have to do with... You know what, I don't need to know.
Deadpool: Rapunzel was busy working on her sculpture, Luke played all the video games, aaaaand Matt attempted to meditate, but Rebecca showed up to play music at him. At least she'll survive living with him at this rate.
Jono: Or perhaps he'll refuse to do some sort of absurd favour for her and she'll flounce out on him after getting her daddy to call with an attempted bribe. Not that I've had any experience with that sort of thing.
Deadpool: Matt Murdock.
Jono: … Point. I'll just be bitter on my own, then.
Deadpool: Damn right. Maybe hang out with Scott. He’s a ball of angst and ugly crying.
Jono: What, and let him get snot on my shoulder? I'll pass, thanks. In town, at Stark Industries in particular, Topher was playing Minecraft. I have no idea what that is, but it doesn't sound terribly productive. Zinzi was spending her shift at Cafe Luke's by telling the dishwasher about the cook's horrible rocketship stealing tendencies, and Cassie was arranging things at the Magic Box. Hopefully being careful about it. The last thing we need is some sort of adverse magical chain reaction taking off across the entire island, or something. I've lived here enough, I don't doubt it could happen.
Deadpool: Where we’re all in some alternate universe because someone went crazy and changed reality?
Jono: Perhaps some sort of twisted reality where Galactus doesn't wear a stupid hat.
Deadpool: You shut your mouth, that hat is what makes him amazing.
Jono: And here I thought it was his appetite... Bo was playing music at the Devil's Nest, disappointed that this weekend didn't see a return of last weekend's bouncer, Tina. And at Fast Eddie's, Topher and Kitty were hosting a game night. Which involved bowling. Bloody hell, I missed that? I mean, for unicorns, granted, but throwing heavy balls down a lane while mocking the ridiculous shoes of others is more cathartic than that.
Deadpool: Topher was working as a bouncer to keep the unsavoury elements out of theit game when Kitty was all 'Oh nooo! We're welcoming of all people!' Unlike a certain team. With never letting me join. Then Kitty slipped all over in the bowling shoes. Suuuure. It was the shoes. Dorothy had no clue about bowling, but Kitty explained it. Explained it good. Eric and Kitty had a fight over the bowling shoes and whether or not he'd wear them. Odds rest on no. And then they bowled all up in dat.
Jono: And I missed it. Missed it for unicorns.
Deadpool: Were there also sparkles? I bet there were.
Jono: No. And now I'm actually disappointed that there weren't. Bloody hell.
Deadpool: It’s okay, I’m sure the squirrels have some for you.
*chittering*
Jono: What? No, I just got last week's glitter out of my-- I hate you all.
Deadpool: HAVE A GOOD DAY, FOLKS!
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Then, mindful of his roommate's listening ears when it came to talking to his radio, he simply rolled his eyes and thought He wishes, very hard in the direction of the radio.
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He was not so mindful of his roommate's listening ears, no.