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fandom_radio2012-01-31 09:40 pm
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Fandom Radio- Wednesday, February 1
-and if you could get under the equipment, you're at a better position for that than me.
Oh! Hi, so it's Jaye, with this week's news. I've got the squirrels in here, using rum as a motivator for them to just do some sprucing up slash disinfecting the station for no reason other than nostalgia and pirates.
*sounds of squeegeeing*
Anyway, let's get to what's been happening.
SCHOOL
Fugitivity class talked about how to get food when you're on the run, and then they got a buffet, where Kate and Surreal talked about sneaking food. Polar Opposites debated the death penalty, which hopefully they don't apply to things like stealing food, and Sex Ed took a break from giving people chlamydia to have a movie day.
Anarchist Philantropist Club met and... decided to break into Turtle and Canary to steal to give to the poor. Considering I'm reporting on this, I bet I know how this is gonna turn out in the end... Britta was a bad influence who got Matt providing a distraction, and then they raided the store, with Kenzi and Surreal going for the Cheetos and wondering if this would count as extra credit for Zayne's class. Seriously, guys, SQUIRRELS.
*chittering*
No, not you. Keep working. Kids and dumb criminals of Fandom, let me give you some advice: if you don't check for squirrels, or security cameras, or cops, or whatever, you are going to get caught and we are all going to laugh at you. Also, you don't steal the Cheetos what is wrong with you. Have some standards. And of course they got caught had to return disgraced to school, but at least Kenzi brought Britta a fruit roll-up.
Cassidy was sick at the library, so now everyone knows who to blame their germs on, and The Dean of Students was reading the school newspaper in his office. No pressure or anything, student writers.
*chittering*
You missed a spot.
DORMS
Quinn got some mail that made her happy, complete with jumping on the bed. And then in the fifth floor common room, Daneedsanewname discovered Wheel of Fortune. That's still on? Rilla showed Jims' new trick of rolling onto his stomach, and Petra was surprised the show was still on. See? Freddie offered to look something up for Petra on his Pear phone, but Petra wasn't into that. Probably wondering what a Pear phone is. Chuck doesn't think the show wants people to win, and he and the girl with that name agreed that real geniuses aren't on game shows. Some people have never seen Jeopardy.
Shut up, game shows are what I did all day at my last job. Freddie also showed off his phone to... that girl, which might mean she does know what a Pear phone is.
*chittering*
Okay, that's good, but if you could maybe like... wipe it down, too? Don't just spray it. You're not done once you've sprayed it.
TOWN
If you tried out for the musical, the cast list is up at the Boards. Petra took issue with her role and let Jono know, so a warning to all of you who haven't looked yet: maybe your part sucks. I don't know. Hayley went with a Beatles theme at Cafe Luke's, and Jake was complaining about genderswap paperwork at the trooper station. See, that sort of thing is why I don't like doing work. Complaining is bad for the soul. Just skip the things that make you complain. Which is why I also try to avoid my family.
Mary had a delivery of goose feathers at the Arms- okay- and Cassidy had tea at Book Haven. Which is probably better than feathers. Millie was reading something about some St. Brigid's Day at the clinic, and Anna was late to her first day of work at the Devil's Nest. Like I always said, if you're gonna be late, make it count. Kitty tried to get Tino to show her pictures of him as a girl at Caritas. First, I guarantee you don't want to see that. Second, who names their kid Kitty anyway? Besides the parents of that girl from that thing that time. Hercules told her about wearing lingerie for the musical, and Guy was monosyllabic at her till she threatened him with crappy beer, and Hercules is apparently not a fan of his haircut. Let's go back to you wearing lingerie before you criticize, maybe.
Oh, and at the Perk, Anakin and I plotted your doom.
*chittering*
No, not you. The listeners. Bye, listeners! Till next week.
Oh! Hi, so it's Jaye, with this week's news. I've got the squirrels in here, using rum as a motivator for them to just do some sprucing up slash disinfecting the station for no reason other than nostalgia and pirates.
*sounds of squeegeeing*
Anyway, let's get to what's been happening.
SCHOOL
Fugitivity class talked about how to get food when you're on the run, and then they got a buffet, where Kate and Surreal talked about sneaking food. Polar Opposites debated the death penalty, which hopefully they don't apply to things like stealing food, and Sex Ed took a break from giving people chlamydia to have a movie day.
Anarchist Philantropist Club met and... decided to break into Turtle and Canary to steal to give to the poor. Considering I'm reporting on this, I bet I know how this is gonna turn out in the end... Britta was a bad influence who got Matt providing a distraction, and then they raided the store, with Kenzi and Surreal going for the Cheetos and wondering if this would count as extra credit for Zayne's class. Seriously, guys, SQUIRRELS.
*chittering*
No, not you. Keep working. Kids and dumb criminals of Fandom, let me give you some advice: if you don't check for squirrels, or security cameras, or cops, or whatever, you are going to get caught and we are all going to laugh at you. Also, you don't steal the Cheetos what is wrong with you. Have some standards. And of course they got caught had to return disgraced to school, but at least Kenzi brought Britta a fruit roll-up.
Cassidy was sick at the library, so now everyone knows who to blame their germs on, and The Dean of Students was reading the school newspaper in his office. No pressure or anything, student writers.
*chittering*
You missed a spot.
DORMS
Quinn got some mail that made her happy, complete with jumping on the bed. And then in the fifth floor common room, Daneedsanewname discovered Wheel of Fortune. That's still on? Rilla showed Jims' new trick of rolling onto his stomach, and Petra was surprised the show was still on. See? Freddie offered to look something up for Petra on his Pear phone, but Petra wasn't into that. Probably wondering what a Pear phone is. Chuck doesn't think the show wants people to win, and he and the girl with that name agreed that real geniuses aren't on game shows. Some people have never seen Jeopardy.
Shut up, game shows are what I did all day at my last job. Freddie also showed off his phone to... that girl, which might mean she does know what a Pear phone is.
*chittering*
Okay, that's good, but if you could maybe like... wipe it down, too? Don't just spray it. You're not done once you've sprayed it.
TOWN
If you tried out for the musical, the cast list is up at the Boards. Petra took issue with her role and let Jono know, so a warning to all of you who haven't looked yet: maybe your part sucks. I don't know. Hayley went with a Beatles theme at Cafe Luke's, and Jake was complaining about genderswap paperwork at the trooper station. See, that sort of thing is why I don't like doing work. Complaining is bad for the soul. Just skip the things that make you complain. Which is why I also try to avoid my family.
Mary had a delivery of goose feathers at the Arms- okay- and Cassidy had tea at Book Haven. Which is probably better than feathers. Millie was reading something about some St. Brigid's Day at the clinic, and Anna was late to her first day of work at the Devil's Nest. Like I always said, if you're gonna be late, make it count. Kitty tried to get Tino to show her pictures of him as a girl at Caritas. First, I guarantee you don't want to see that. Second, who names their kid Kitty anyway? Besides the parents of that girl from that thing that time. Hercules told her about wearing lingerie for the musical, and Guy was monosyllabic at her till she threatened him with crappy beer, and Hercules is apparently not a fan of his haircut. Let's go back to you wearing lingerie before you criticize, maybe.
Oh, and at the Perk, Anakin and I plotted your doom.
*chittering*
No, not you. The listeners. Bye, listeners! Till next week.