Pirate Radio, September 19

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the news of Fandom High on this International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
A bouquet of flowers threaten' Angelus be delivered to campus this afternoon. This be obviously enough t'drive Professor Jerusalem to righteously homicidal-type fury. The Townie police be on it as well, but it seems that the flowers be sent anonymously.

And now fer the classes. Damn but thar be a lot of classes on Mondays.

Professor Dawn be postin' her class list fer art classes 'n sex ed, Professor Slartibartfast be handin' back papers students did about somethin' called Muggles in Lifestyle class, and Professor Sidle be lecturin' about plate tectonics in Geology.

Students be learnin' about the three methods of assemblin' crime statistics in Criminology, about the stages of grief in Death 'n Dyin', about ancient Rome in World History. Piper 'n Belthazor be slightly more interested in their conversation together than the information bein' presented.

Journalism class be discussin' the new weapons ban 'n the Tentacle, Languages classes be gettin' slammed on a quiz, and Quantum Physics be talkin' about Schroedinger's Cat.

Students be introducin' themselves in Celtic Studies, be talkin' about the persuasive powers of sex in Speech Communication, and be takin' notes on two dynasties of Chinese history in East Asian History.

Students be workin' their way through a situation where they'd be negotiatin' unarmed against a hostile 'n untrustworthy opponent in Advanced Negotiations, be chattin' about mummies and takin' notes in their Anthropology classes, watchin' The Matrix in Cyborg Theory, and providin' updates on long-term projects in Myth 'n Magic.

All manner of things be happenin' in study hall today, too. Rory 'n Angela be talkin' about Angela's relationship with Marty, then they be chattin' with Logan Echolls. Parker, Lisa, 'n Elizabeth Weir be talkin' strategy about the upcomin' student elections. (There be a sign-up t'volunteer for their campaign and buy the Rover a suit, if ye be so inclined. ) Rory 'n Remus be passin' notes about wizards, extracurriculars 'n what makes French toast so French. Janet 'n John Sheppard be cuddlin' on the couch, then John be talkin' with Elizabeth Swann about flavored coffee. Jonathan and Angelus be chattin' about one of Jonathan's most recent experiments, and Bagoas 'n Paige be discussin' Bagoas's relationship with Han.

Roomin'
Angelus be meetin' with the Rover.

Professor Methos might be finally identifyin' that pesky Immortal who's been botherin' him the last few weeks.

Angelus 'n Professor Drusilla be havin' all manner of a creepy, kinky family reunion.

Veronica 'n Jack Harkness be workin' on their speech homework together, Rogue 'n Cally be workin' on posters fer Cally's bid fer Homecomin' Queen.

Jaye be takin' an interestin' approach to findin' a date fer the dance.

Revelin'
Deb's Diva Dive be open 'n hirin'.

Junior Achievers be lettin' folks know about the next stage of admission to their club.

Thar be a yearbook meetin' at Luke's Diner, and Science Club be blowin' glass. But not into bongs because that'd be wrong.

Elizabeth Weir 'n Ivanova be chattin' by Ivanova's house in town, Duce 'n Maia be gettin' drinks together at Spike's Pub, and Paige, Janet 'n Angela be grabbin' coffee 'n talkin' 'bout their love lives.

Logan Echolls be gettin' flowers, which up closer inspection turn out to be, well, flowers.

Sheppard, Lisa 'n Cam be headin' to town fer a drink, endin' up where Barbossa (that'd be me) be holdin' a Pirate Day party at Total Inebriation. And that be a hell of a party, me hearties.

Jonathan 'n Aziraphale be runnin' into each other in the park.

Professor Calumus be gettin' settled aboard the Millennium Falcon, and (after a discussion with Jack Harness) Professor Cregg 'n the Doctor be gettin' cozy at dinner together.

That be all from the crow's nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover and have a good night!

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith listens to the broadcast, and is impressed that Barbossa managed to find the radio, let alone work it.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa's pretty impressed himself :)

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

*impressed that the broadcast came out clearly. Knows Barboassa had more than he did, and he can't even find his ship.*

Who's Paige? I slept through Study Hall.

[[ooc: Bagoas was talking to Paige, not me]]

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

I be havin' magical powers, even if I be mixin' up some of the names.

*passes out on top of microphone, snores for benefit of school for five minutes*

[OOC: fixed. Thanks for the catch!]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Parker wonders about getting advertising for the campaign on Pirate Radio*

*decides it's a longshot*

*may still look into it tomorrow*

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I think it's an EXCELLENT idea. Come on, *everybody* listens to Pirate Radio. What better way to get everyone's attention.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrows*

Do you want to approach Barbossa? Last time I was near him, he asked me out for a drink. Gah!

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

You're a fun man to drink with, Barbossa. Thanks for the good time last night.