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fandom_radio2012-01-24 09:42 pm
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Fandom Radio- Wednesday, January 25
Wednesday again, huh? It's the fourth week of the semester, have we all acclimated or have we just skipped to 'But I dun wanna' yet? I know which one I'm on.
And yet I'm here anyway.
SCHOOL
So You Wanna Be a Fugitive class-
*chittering*
I know that's not really the name, but I like saying this better. They took turns being in disguise and trying to blend into a crowd while half the class chased them. Polar Opposites debated co-ed versus same sex classes. There is no fun in the second thing.
Meanwhile Sex Ed decided to show everyone how you could catch an STD by giving the students cookies to trade with each other and one of those people was spreading a fake STD around willy nilly. Matt traded with Darcy, Billy traded with Seifer, Stacey gave all her cookies to Matt, Kenzi got Mercy's cookies and assured her that boys have cooties. That's true. Dave kept his cookies to himself, Tony traded with Topher, Topher turned Matt down, Kenzi traded with Tony, and then he got a cookie gift from Matt. And at the end of class Steve announced that Matt has chlamydia, so you should all feel great about yourselves now, huh?
And I guess we're back to having clubs now. More work for me, I guess. We have an Anarchist Philantropist Club- really? Anyway, no introductions and no one's in charge, except for the people who are telling everyone what to do, and they brainstormed future ideas and were told to dress sneaky for next week. That talking pony told Jim she thinks they should feed gremlins.... Yeah, that's a good idea, new kids. Go with that. Matt asked Britta about her trip to New York, and that pony tried to imitate Jamie by standing on her head. I don't do drugs, but I think if you listened to the radio for the first time without context, you'd never know it.
In the library, Cassie was reading a letter, and then everyone decided to hold their office hours today. Electroclash was playing with the radio in hers. No mention of whether or not she was filling out any kind of paperwork to change her name. Bo had an email from a dating service, and now she has everyone knowing about it. Kenzi came with news from sex ed class... that Matt had the chlamydia? I don't know what other news there was. And Hercules brought DVD's for Bo. And Anakin is now the dean of students. I feel so old right now. And probably a lot of people who thought they could avoid him by just not taking Ethics just wet themselves. That is probably another thing I should not say as a teacher anymore. Anyway, Annie came to interview him for the paper, Zoe congratulated him on the promotion, and Jamie's dupes played a banthabell concert in the hall.
Clang.
DORMS
Wesley was researching hotel paperwork. In related news, Wesley needs new hobbies. Loki came by with a chia pet for Wesley's roomie, and Wesley and Tara agreed to do magic sometime not dirty. Except for how I don't see how that's not dirty.
...Unless they actually mean magic. Huh. Daneedsanewname exercised her horse and dragons in the courtyard...
*chittering*
Okay, I know that's not a euphemism. I'm not that bad. Loki told her about his new job, which he's not sure if it's good or bad. Bad. It's always bad. Bruce looked through pictures of Gotham in the fifth floor common room, and Cara came in announcing that she was bored. No word on whether picture books helped or not.
TOWN
There's a new sheriff in town, and his name's Jake. Remember that, Audrey who didn't know his name. Samus was going through paperwork at Turtle and Canary, which is hiring. There, I just did some advertising for you. Contact me for my rates. Troy was holding auditoons for adult males for Petey Sci-Fi at the Boards, and Topher stopped in at the Perk to avoid his room because it was a diaster area. This being Fandom, I don't know if that means literally or figuratively. He and Kitty planned game night, and then he interrupted Ender and Peter talking about China to talk about explosions and clubs. Totally normal. Darcy also found that Topher's not exactly chatty.
Hayley had an Elvis theme going at Cafe Luke's, Mary got prank-called all night- also not a euphemism- when she showed up at the Arms, and Millie was chatting with the nurses at the clinic. Finally at Caritas, Kitty was planning game night and told Joan about it, while refusing to stab Deadpool in the head.
...You're welcome for that alibi?
Contact me for my fee on that too.
And yet I'm here anyway.
SCHOOL
So You Wanna Be a Fugitive class-
*chittering*
I know that's not really the name, but I like saying this better. They took turns being in disguise and trying to blend into a crowd while half the class chased them. Polar Opposites debated co-ed versus same sex classes. There is no fun in the second thing.
Meanwhile Sex Ed decided to show everyone how you could catch an STD by giving the students cookies to trade with each other and one of those people was spreading a fake STD around willy nilly. Matt traded with Darcy, Billy traded with Seifer, Stacey gave all her cookies to Matt, Kenzi got Mercy's cookies and assured her that boys have cooties. That's true. Dave kept his cookies to himself, Tony traded with Topher, Topher turned Matt down, Kenzi traded with Tony, and then he got a cookie gift from Matt. And at the end of class Steve announced that Matt has chlamydia, so you should all feel great about yourselves now, huh?
And I guess we're back to having clubs now. More work for me, I guess. We have an Anarchist Philantropist Club- really? Anyway, no introductions and no one's in charge, except for the people who are telling everyone what to do, and they brainstormed future ideas and were told to dress sneaky for next week. That talking pony told Jim she thinks they should feed gremlins.... Yeah, that's a good idea, new kids. Go with that. Matt asked Britta about her trip to New York, and that pony tried to imitate Jamie by standing on her head. I don't do drugs, but I think if you listened to the radio for the first time without context, you'd never know it.
In the library, Cassie was reading a letter, and then everyone decided to hold their office hours today. Electroclash was playing with the radio in hers. No mention of whether or not she was filling out any kind of paperwork to change her name. Bo had an email from a dating service, and now she has everyone knowing about it. Kenzi came with news from sex ed class... that Matt had the chlamydia? I don't know what other news there was. And Hercules brought DVD's for Bo. And Anakin is now the dean of students. I feel so old right now. And probably a lot of people who thought they could avoid him by just not taking Ethics just wet themselves. That is probably another thing I should not say as a teacher anymore. Anyway, Annie came to interview him for the paper, Zoe congratulated him on the promotion, and Jamie's dupes played a banthabell concert in the hall.
Clang.
DORMS
Wesley was researching hotel paperwork. In related news, Wesley needs new hobbies. Loki came by with a chia pet for Wesley's roomie, and Wesley and Tara agreed to do magic sometime not dirty. Except for how I don't see how that's not dirty.
...Unless they actually mean magic. Huh. Daneedsanewname exercised her horse and dragons in the courtyard...
*chittering*
Okay, I know that's not a euphemism. I'm not that bad. Loki told her about his new job, which he's not sure if it's good or bad. Bad. It's always bad. Bruce looked through pictures of Gotham in the fifth floor common room, and Cara came in announcing that she was bored. No word on whether picture books helped or not.
TOWN
There's a new sheriff in town, and his name's Jake. Remember that, Audrey who didn't know his name. Samus was going through paperwork at Turtle and Canary, which is hiring. There, I just did some advertising for you. Contact me for my rates. Troy was holding auditoons for adult males for Petey Sci-Fi at the Boards, and Topher stopped in at the Perk to avoid his room because it was a diaster area. This being Fandom, I don't know if that means literally or figuratively. He and Kitty planned game night, and then he interrupted Ender and Peter talking about China to talk about explosions and clubs. Totally normal. Darcy also found that Topher's not exactly chatty.
Hayley had an Elvis theme going at Cafe Luke's, Mary got prank-called all night- also not a euphemism- when she showed up at the Arms, and Millie was chatting with the nurses at the clinic. Finally at Caritas, Kitty was planning game night and told Joan about it, while refusing to stab Deadpool in the head.
...You're welcome for that alibi?
Contact me for my fee on that too.