fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: Thursday March 22

Faithful: "Never get turned into a statue."

Aly: "Never had it on the agenda."

Faithful: "Good. My tail is still numb."

Aly: "Of all the things I DIDN'T expect to hear tonight...that was at the top of the agenda."

Faithful: "I never want to see seafood again."

Aly: "Okay, now you're just breaking my brain."

Faithful: "My work here is done. Wanna actually do our job?"

Aly: "How long do you think we could avoid it before the squirrels threw us out?"

Faithful: "Wanna try? I'm betting five minutes. Then the nuts start flying."

Aly: "I would, but then I'd end up with nuts in my hair and that never turns out well."

Faithful: ... ... ... *Groan*

Aly: "ACORNS. AND HAZELNUTS. AND MACADAMIA NUTS. AND...so, classes?"

Please, Let's Move on to Classes

Faithful: "Classes. Classes are good. Do you have anything that can make me forget that? Anything? Rum? Hm...nah, not yet."

Aly: "Folklore and Fact studied magical weaponry today. I'll hit you on the head with a magical weapon if it makes you feel better. No one in the class hit each though Wyatt checked in on Phoebe, made a sword appear in his hand and asked Jo out. Just don't pull that middle trick on the date, Wyatt."

Faithful: "Not going to ask. Tori is impressed with Wyatt's sword. ... Tonight's going to be one of those nights, isn't it? Z is disappointed that Wyatt can't make money out of thin air. That'd be handy. Evie wants to examine the sword. I hate you. You too, over there, by the dip. Sakura let's the students examine the Hand of the Heavenly Mine. ... I quit."

Aly: "Oh, come on. It's just getting good."

Faithful: "For you, maybe."

Aly: "Spoilsport. Oooh, didn't you look ahead? In The Gay class, Ares talks about monotheism. Any thoughts on the subject, Faithful?"

Faithful: "Sorry, too busy laughing."

Aly: "Figured as much. Most of the students choose to be angels or demons and they battle it out. Cameron and Sam are too good for that though and gossip about John. Annette shows great wisdom in questioning Ares' sanity."

Faithful: "He has any left? Anatomy discuss the circulatory system. Yay blood. Also, there's argument about which part is the most important. I'm not making this up. And then there are heart transplants for dummies. I can't decide if you're all insane or awesome. Film and Lit goes to an amusement park and ... do something that has too many capital letters."

Aly: "Exhibit A, folks. Never ask a cat to do work."

Faithful: "Cat. Naturally curious, lazy, and perfect."

Aly: "Two out of three isn't bad."

Faithful: "Fine, I'm not lazy. Science! talks about fish. Ooooh. Guitar talks about heroes. Ooooh. Wait...I think they meant the people, not the sandwiches. Sociology watches TV. See? Not lazy at all!"

Aly: "...you're not lazy because Sociology watched TV? Are you also not logical because of that?"

Faithful: "...you took my logic and made it twisted."

Aly: "It's a talent. One of many, I might add."

Faithful: "I'm not saying a word."

The Dorms. Which haven't exploded for far too long

Aly: "Good. Keep it that way. Ami picked up John Connor and took him to the clinic. Tori practiced katas in the gym today, but Billy was a little bit stiff. Was he making swords appear in Folklore too?

Faithful: ...

Aly: "Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad!"

Faithful: ....

Aly: "Nice job proving that bit about being lazy. Fine. I'll read your notes for you. Miley is hiding in her room and embarrassed about yesterday. - I would be too if I were her. Nadia stops by. Possibly to cause further embarrassment. Door recopies class notes. Because she is not lazy like a certain black cat that we spent Wednesday mocking. And Dick and Annette are adoooorable waking up together and smooch, smooch, smooch all morning long.

Faithful: .... "Oh forget it, I can't be quiet. Greg battles socks. Okay. Bridge asks Anders out. Good for you! Alec and Isabel talk about coming out to bad people. Cedric and Isabel turn into goofballs. Isabel turns down a date with Parker. River and Jack learn how to fly. Rikku and Jude are cute. I like my news better."

Aly: "What's your news? Don't be a statue?"

Faithful: "I'm ignoring you. And hey! You missed the teachers! And the library! And half the education stuff! You're a bad role model for young, impresionable minds!"

Aly: "Oops? Obviously I've been influenced too much by Deadpool. Who, by the way, is going to wear a tutu for all to behold."

Faithful: "I'm not sure if I want photos or to be in another country."

Aly: "Make up your mind. Daisy, Emma, and Lorne go unvisited in their office hours. John Winchester meets with Alec, and, startlingly, the office is open."

Faithful: "Shock. Also a shock? Bridge opening the library. And apparently, helping someone find a book is now shocking. If you're Dawn. Blah blah blah. Wyatt tells Bridge about his sword. So does Z. Tyler comes in hoping for a date and gets help from Bridge. Bridge? How many people are you dating now?"

Aly: "Bridge? I'm raising an eyebrow at you right now. Chess Club plays chess, eats cookies, and talks to their advisor. The Newspaper gets assignments, and talk to Logan. Our trio of clubs is rounded out by the PRATS. They make masks, gorge on food, and talk to Hades."

Faithful: "Some dude is in a dress. Annette summarizes in three letters: W.T.F? Dude tells Irulan to call him Stella. Annette freaks out because Marco doesn't get what word order is anymore. Stella hits on Marco."

And the Town. Where More Than Just Flirting Is Going On

Aly: "Jarod gets a Jack-shaped visitor." *pause* "Hopefully a platonically-shaped visit too. Yondaime's watching Bravo and waiting for Deadpool while Phoebe asks Wilson and Aziraphale's help about the...possible baby?"

Faithful: "Congratulations?"

Aly: "Maybe? And, uhh, if not, we'll move right along. Moist meets Jake while having coffee at J, GOB. Which should not be a surprise. Jake then goes on to have an awkward conversation with Krycek. I know how he feels."

Faithful: "I won't ask, I won't ask, I won't ask. Millie, Turtle, some sock puppets, and Katara do their jobs. Katara also heals Annette's nose."

Aly: "Which is a useful talent. Wonder if it's good on more than noses? Katara and Chad make mischief in the post office and Sokka stops by to chat with his sister. Giles opens the Magic Box and is visited by half of the island. First up is Ami returning a book."

Faithful: "Yawn. Willow likes to organize. Buffy gets a job. Xander gets donuts. I get shrimp. Giles believes that Seely is not Angel because he's sure that Seely is Angelus. Dawn complains to Giles about her boyfriend: the one with e-mail access."

Aly: "A little email is a dangerous thing. Jude opens Luke's Diner, the twins open Sparky Repairs, and Marie and Lana work at the Photo Hut at bookstore respectively. Pippi and River break the trend by taking River's spaceship for a jaunt while Leo just skips stones in the park."

Faithful: "Phoebe shows up to work. At Caritas. Bel hovers. Literally. Anders is drunk and Phoebe is upset. Bel and Anders take turns being awkward. Nadia and Blair hit on Bel. Who's dating who? I've lost track."

Aly: "Did you ever try to?"

Faithful: "In a morbidly curious kind of way."

Aly: "Okay, good. I was worried for a second. Neil sweeps out the Devil's Nest while Parker dances her heart out. I feel compelled to add 'not literally.' And Dr. Doogie Howser has a quiet evening shift at the clinic. That looks like it's all."

Faithful: "The turtles attacked, but who cares about that. Have you ever had turtle soup?"

Aly: "Of course. Did you make me some?"

Faithful: "No hands. That's what humans are for!"

Aly: "Well, if you're going to eat Alanna's cooking...I'll just say it was nice knowing you."

Faithful: "Do I look insane to you?"

Aly: "Most definitely."

Faithful: "Rhetorical. Question."

Aly: "No. Fun."

Faithfu: "Am. Too."

Aly: "Are. Not."

Faithful: "Am! Too!"

Aly: "Are! ..."

*click*