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Fandom Radio, Friday, March 16, 2007
"Hello again puny mortals. Or not so puny since you managed to survive Posiedon's usual tricks. This is Hades on WTFH penguin radio. All penguin all the time. Woo-hoo. You can feel the love right here.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
US Government run by Receding Hairline Man had an exam. Liz the crazy girl apologized for skipping class and Dawn of the frying pan, whatever that means, asked for a make-up test. Does that involve eyeliner?
Music is Love got into the St Patrick's Day spirit by singing Irish drinking songs. They're nowhere near as amusing when you're sober. Unless you're a penguin, then everything is hilarious. The kid with the weird ponytail didn't get it. No one was surprised. His not as clueless sister talked to the green horny guy after class.
Villains and Villainy tried to solve a mystery and faced off against some putz named Moriarty.
Fandom's very own professional spinster with the lame name opened the library.
I had office hours, not that any of you came to see me thank Zeus, and also on the office hours trail were the office, Grandma, the Winged Not-So-Wonder, Space Cadet, Broodatron 4000, Orphy and Tall, Dark and Glowering. Aeryn, Spinster, Molly and Farmboy stopped by.
Student Council were as useless as ever and there was an abundance of potatoes at lunch. Possibly evil potatoes. Evil potatoes with little fangs and a thirst for penguin blood.
Dorms: So Many Kids, So Little Arsenic
Okay, first of all we have some good news. People left! I'd tell you to ask your friends about it, but they're probably gone. You should follow.
Jude and Blair are ruthless hippies, Pippi was a floozy and hugged another girl's boyfriend, same with Annie and Tori who also talked about which faculty members were best to sleaze onto. The girlfriend showed up for her obligatory hug.
Crazyflakes aka Deadpool thought Jude was a prostitute. I hear that job makes good money. Sokka the ponytailed wonder got himself some man love, there was some girl-on-girl action with Annie and Pippi, Tori and Pippi and Rikku and Pippi. You know you can change your name by deed poll in most states.
There's a whole lot more hugging between Sokka and Pippi, Annie and Hippy Boy, Pippi and Hippy and Manwhore and Hippy. Tori and Blair aren't a joke about British politics, but decide that hugging is an infectuous disease and now you're all going to die. Rikku and Hippy bounce and hug, Sokka gets more manlove and Sokka hugs Rikku and that sentence had way too much use of the letter K for my liking.
Winchester Juniors 1 and 2 were in the Principal's Tower and I don't care how much the penguin is waggling his eyebrows at me, I am not adding 'bow-chicka-bow-wow'. River got out of here while she still can, Annie got a phone call, Cassie was her usual self in Stark's room, Rikku and Manwhore had some 'oh-em-gee adorable' time together. Dawn and Isabel had catch up girl time that probably involved you-know-what and Weiss came to talk about Parker. Way to ruin the mood.
Town: No Longer Under the Sea
If you wanted to prove how much of a geek you are, go work at the post office. They're hiring. And they were open, complete with penguin dance routine. The Stupid Name Store was open and Deadpool is the Queen of England. The new guy showed up at the causeway. Make sure you make him feel right at home in Fandom by throwing him in the duck pond.
Scorpy showed up in the Park, Aeryn tried to kick his little shiny backside and got arrested for her troubles. Hah, gotta love comic timing. The Troopers are never around when you need 'em and always there when all you want to do is kill a guy.
Cafe Fina was run by penguins. The guy in charge is a candlestick. The place is moving up in the world.
Trooper Central was busy tonight, but there aren't any details. The squirrels have written a lot of things that APPARENTLY I can't say on the air or I'll get beeped out again. *BEEP*ing squirrels.
Photo Hut was open, but no one cared.
Caritas was the place to be if you wanted to throw your drink on the owner for $10. I don't know the owner. This may be a good deal. Scorpy was out making friends and influencing people. Namely, Crichton, who now wants to kill him. I like this guy already.
The nun complained about the waste of booze going on. And apparently 'Lent blows'. You heard it right here from the voice of a penguin. Well, not a real penguin. They can't talk. A nun penguin. With the habit. Thing. Whatever.
John Connor hit on the nun and is going to hell.
New guy stopped in at the clinic, Billy came to visit during the day and it was quiet as usual for Doctor Lambert's shift.
And we're done. Don't forget to wear green tomorrow. Submit to your penguin overlords and they'll treat you well. Or don't and suffer their wrath. You didn't think they were here for a vacation, did you?"
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
US Government run by Receding Hairline Man had an exam. Liz the crazy girl apologized for skipping class and Dawn of the frying pan, whatever that means, asked for a make-up test. Does that involve eyeliner?
Music is Love got into the St Patrick's Day spirit by singing Irish drinking songs. They're nowhere near as amusing when you're sober. Unless you're a penguin, then everything is hilarious. The kid with the weird ponytail didn't get it. No one was surprised. His not as clueless sister talked to the green horny guy after class.
Villains and Villainy tried to solve a mystery and faced off against some putz named Moriarty.
Fandom's very own professional spinster with the lame name opened the library.
I had office hours, not that any of you came to see me thank Zeus, and also on the office hours trail were the office, Grandma, the Winged Not-So-Wonder, Space Cadet, Broodatron 4000, Orphy and Tall, Dark and Glowering. Aeryn, Spinster, Molly and Farmboy stopped by.
Student Council were as useless as ever and there was an abundance of potatoes at lunch. Possibly evil potatoes. Evil potatoes with little fangs and a thirst for penguin blood.
Dorms: So Many Kids, So Little Arsenic
Okay, first of all we have some good news. People left! I'd tell you to ask your friends about it, but they're probably gone. You should follow.
Jude and Blair are ruthless hippies, Pippi was a floozy and hugged another girl's boyfriend, same with Annie and Tori who also talked about which faculty members were best to sleaze onto. The girlfriend showed up for her obligatory hug.
Crazyflakes aka Deadpool thought Jude was a prostitute. I hear that job makes good money. Sokka the ponytailed wonder got himself some man love, there was some girl-on-girl action with Annie and Pippi, Tori and Pippi and Rikku and Pippi. You know you can change your name by deed poll in most states.
There's a whole lot more hugging between Sokka and Pippi, Annie and Hippy Boy, Pippi and Hippy and Manwhore and Hippy. Tori and Blair aren't a joke about British politics, but decide that hugging is an infectuous disease and now you're all going to die. Rikku and Hippy bounce and hug, Sokka gets more manlove and Sokka hugs Rikku and that sentence had way too much use of the letter K for my liking.
Winchester Juniors 1 and 2 were in the Principal's Tower and I don't care how much the penguin is waggling his eyebrows at me, I am not adding 'bow-chicka-bow-wow'. River got out of here while she still can, Annie got a phone call, Cassie was her usual self in Stark's room, Rikku and Manwhore had some 'oh-em-gee adorable' time together. Dawn and Isabel had catch up girl time that probably involved you-know-what and Weiss came to talk about Parker. Way to ruin the mood.
Town: No Longer Under the Sea
If you wanted to prove how much of a geek you are, go work at the post office. They're hiring. And they were open, complete with penguin dance routine. The Stupid Name Store was open and Deadpool is the Queen of England. The new guy showed up at the causeway. Make sure you make him feel right at home in Fandom by throwing him in the duck pond.
Scorpy showed up in the Park, Aeryn tried to kick his little shiny backside and got arrested for her troubles. Hah, gotta love comic timing. The Troopers are never around when you need 'em and always there when all you want to do is kill a guy.
Cafe Fina was run by penguins. The guy in charge is a candlestick. The place is moving up in the world.
Trooper Central was busy tonight, but there aren't any details. The squirrels have written a lot of things that APPARENTLY I can't say on the air or I'll get beeped out again. *BEEP*ing squirrels.
Photo Hut was open, but no one cared.
Caritas was the place to be if you wanted to throw your drink on the owner for $10. I don't know the owner. This may be a good deal. Scorpy was out making friends and influencing people. Namely, Crichton, who now wants to kill him. I like this guy already.
The nun complained about the waste of booze going on. And apparently 'Lent blows'. You heard it right here from the voice of a penguin. Well, not a real penguin. They can't talk. A nun penguin. With the habit. Thing. Whatever.
John Connor hit on the nun and is going to hell.
New guy stopped in at the clinic, Billy came to visit during the day and it was quiet as usual for Doctor Lambert's shift.
And we're done. Don't forget to wear green tomorrow. Submit to your penguin overlords and they'll treat you well. Or don't and suffer their wrath. You didn't think they were here for a vacation, did you?"
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She wasn't sure she wanted to know.
[Bwah!]