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Fandom Radio, Friday, March 2, 2007
"It's Friday. Who knew? The squirrels did, that's who. This is Hades, God of the Dead and Lord of the Underworld, here reporting the local news on WTFH for you darling little mortals. Savor the moment. It's something you can tell your grandchildren about if any of you actually breed.
Now there's a thought that's going to fester.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
Actually, none of you have class. It's Spring Break. Why aren't you all in Daytona or Miami Beach? Or, I don't know, Risa? Yeah, well, think about it for next time. Go away, you clingy little things.
Dorms: I Hope They Use Bleach Regularly
Jude was in the lobby. There was a Rikku. There was Jude finding out Rikku is a cheerleader. There was the swapping of bodily fluids. Use your imagination.
In the Fourth Floor Common Room, Billy had pizza. Is he still alive? High school kids and pizza? It's like hyenas and a zebra. Or a minotaur and an ice cream cake. It never ends well for the zebra. Billy's the zebra here, or the guy holding the zebra. Or the party clown. If I cared enough, I'd say someone should go check and see if he has all of his limbs attached (real or not), but I don't. Ami showed up with a map and an ice sculpture. Okay. Tori brought writing materials. What kind of pizza gathering is this? Pizza's better hot and you don't write on it. Shawn told Billy he was on drugs. Or given superpowers by aliens. Same thing. Pippi was as helpful as ever. Yeah. She was just there for the pizza. Admit it. Liz isn't making the doctors work for their wage anymore, Pippi and Liz confessed their undying love for each other and Setsuna showed up to help. I'm assuming that means help finish the pizza or drugs. Or drugged pizza.
Eminem was in the Fifth Floor Common Room. Or M&Ms. The guy has his own candy? I want my own candy. The Hades Bar. There are so many inappropriate jokes here. I can't decide which one to use. Zuko is leaving town. No one threw him a party. I think that right there shows that the guy needs to work on his people skills. Pippi said hi to Sokka's chinchilla.
I feel like all of the jokes coming to mind today are below me.
No, wait, here's one that's already written for me. Hermione had a daisy grow out of her head. Comedy...well, I wouldn't call it gold, but it's at least bronze.
It's schmoopy couples central for Peter and Willow before Peter left to fight giant lizards, Sakurazaki beat up Ranma for getting into a fight with Deadpool (shyeah, right), Jude and Rikku got flexible, Lana got a call from Jimbo, Dawn and Winchester Junior Number 2 got down and dirty, Sam Carter and Jack wrote love letters to each other. Gag. Dick picked Annie up for a date, Katara slapped Zuko after they got into a fight and John and Aeryn had a fight. No idea if there was slapping involved. If John's in the clinic, there was.
River wrote a letter home and talked to Parker about Blair and Jack. Oooh jealousy. The roof was an emo alert zone for Anders and Nadia. And Neil and either Connor or Conner with an er (I don't care which) talked about alien probes. Seriously, no one cares that much about your rear end except maybe Doctor Venture.
Town: The Only One in America With No Starbucks
Luke's Diner had a Fleetwood Mac day. Complete with Yahtzee dressed for the occasion. Nadia came by to be a squealing fangirl.
Moist worked on setting up the Post Office. Then he delivered the mail. Good. I want my BPAL package.
Parker waited at the causeway for some friends. She has friends? Oh, Isabel showed up and made Parker think about switching sides to bat for the other team, Jack showed up and worried about Sam. I'm sure she could join in if you asked the girls nicely. Cedric was there with his broomstick.
If you're ever bored one day, sit back and play 'spot the phallic symbol'.
Anakin was at Emo Beach. Anakin. I know guys called Hermelecles and Ariad...something. And still? Anakin? As in Bananakin? Wow your mom must have used a random word generator. John, Faithful and Rory (another person with a stupid name) came by to soak up some emo. Maybe you should collaborate and work on getting your names changed by Deed Poll. I'm not against suffering (hello, Greek god), but no one should have to suffer like *that*.
Doctor Troy had a busy morning in the clinic. It's STD season. Conner was there, so were Luke and Badly Named Rory. Dirty. Liz, John Connor and Lana had overnight stays and visitors. There were probably boils involved. Yeck. Everyone had cleared out by evening. Learn from their germs.
Dick and Annie had a date at Ching Tai. The squirrels want you to know that no one's been stood up and there's no food fights. So it was a boring date.
MC Xander was working in the MC lobby on an MC Friday night. Hope he's getting paid overtime.
Lucy's Place had customers. I wasn't one of them, so I don't care. But the squirrels do. Mask Girl got a package, another way too easy joke, and flirted with Silent Bob. Silently.
Caritas had GOB back. A very bruised GOB. Pippi sang to show off to Chad. This is Chad. Watch Chad drink. Drink Chad, drink. Pippi wouldn't leave the guy alone and everyone's favorite blonde couple showed up. Dick got Annie drunk. The local stoner hit on Pippi and the nun has given up beer for Lent. Only in Fandom.
And because no Friday night can go without a good laugh, people went hunting for a Lichenthrope. Very funny, squirrels. You spelled 'lycanthrope' as if it was a 'lichen'. As in the mold." Chittering. "What do you mean that's right? There's a rabid piece of mold out there trying to turn other people into rabid pieces of mold?" More chittering. "Okay, fungus. It's a fungus?" Even more chittering. "Right, right, a fungus and an algae. Wikipedia says so, so it has to be true. I invented wikipedia. There's a rabid piece of mutant fungus-algae on the loose. Hermione and Dawn show up to fight crime. Or the fungus of doom. Apparently, there's no difference. Fred brought a cheese grater. Instead of, you know, weed killer. Zero is in and is apparently awesome because she's Zero. I think 'mentally unstable' is closer to the mark. Annie and Rikku decided they should've brought their claws. Even though Annie doesn't have one. But Fred gave her a trawl. Yes squirrels, it's called a trawl, not that 'garden tool that's not a hoe but looks like a claw'.
Sokka isn't threatened by the fungus. Wait until you start growing mushrooms behind your ears. Zack brought a gas mask so he doesn't inhale spores. He never inhaled. And, no really, they all went and hunted the lichen.
There's not much you can say about that except what the *BEEP*? Get away from that button. I can say *BEEP* if I want to. Stop beeping me out for saying *BEEP*. What do you mean kids' show? Since when has the radio been a kids' show? *BEEP* the kids' show. This is Hades, *BEEP*ing God of the *BEEP*ing Dead, Lord of the *BEEP*ing Underworld and I'll say whatever the *BEEP* I want on *BEEP*ing WTFH radio. *BEEP*ing squirrels."
Now there's a thought that's going to fester.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
Actually, none of you have class. It's Spring Break. Why aren't you all in Daytona or Miami Beach? Or, I don't know, Risa? Yeah, well, think about it for next time. Go away, you clingy little things.
Dorms: I Hope They Use Bleach Regularly
Jude was in the lobby. There was a Rikku. There was Jude finding out Rikku is a cheerleader. There was the swapping of bodily fluids. Use your imagination.
In the Fourth Floor Common Room, Billy had pizza. Is he still alive? High school kids and pizza? It's like hyenas and a zebra. Or a minotaur and an ice cream cake. It never ends well for the zebra. Billy's the zebra here, or the guy holding the zebra. Or the party clown. If I cared enough, I'd say someone should go check and see if he has all of his limbs attached (real or not), but I don't. Ami showed up with a map and an ice sculpture. Okay. Tori brought writing materials. What kind of pizza gathering is this? Pizza's better hot and you don't write on it. Shawn told Billy he was on drugs. Or given superpowers by aliens. Same thing. Pippi was as helpful as ever. Yeah. She was just there for the pizza. Admit it. Liz isn't making the doctors work for their wage anymore, Pippi and Liz confessed their undying love for each other and Setsuna showed up to help. I'm assuming that means help finish the pizza or drugs. Or drugged pizza.
Eminem was in the Fifth Floor Common Room. Or M&Ms. The guy has his own candy? I want my own candy. The Hades Bar. There are so many inappropriate jokes here. I can't decide which one to use. Zuko is leaving town. No one threw him a party. I think that right there shows that the guy needs to work on his people skills. Pippi said hi to Sokka's chinchilla.
I feel like all of the jokes coming to mind today are below me.
No, wait, here's one that's already written for me. Hermione had a daisy grow out of her head. Comedy...well, I wouldn't call it gold, but it's at least bronze.
It's schmoopy couples central for Peter and Willow before Peter left to fight giant lizards, Sakurazaki beat up Ranma for getting into a fight with Deadpool (shyeah, right), Jude and Rikku got flexible, Lana got a call from Jimbo, Dawn and Winchester Junior Number 2 got down and dirty, Sam Carter and Jack wrote love letters to each other. Gag. Dick picked Annie up for a date, Katara slapped Zuko after they got into a fight and John and Aeryn had a fight. No idea if there was slapping involved. If John's in the clinic, there was.
River wrote a letter home and talked to Parker about Blair and Jack. Oooh jealousy. The roof was an emo alert zone for Anders and Nadia. And Neil and either Connor or Conner with an er (I don't care which) talked about alien probes. Seriously, no one cares that much about your rear end except maybe Doctor Venture.
Town: The Only One in America With No Starbucks
Luke's Diner had a Fleetwood Mac day. Complete with Yahtzee dressed for the occasion. Nadia came by to be a squealing fangirl.
Moist worked on setting up the Post Office. Then he delivered the mail. Good. I want my BPAL package.
Parker waited at the causeway for some friends. She has friends? Oh, Isabel showed up and made Parker think about switching sides to bat for the other team, Jack showed up and worried about Sam. I'm sure she could join in if you asked the girls nicely. Cedric was there with his broomstick.
If you're ever bored one day, sit back and play 'spot the phallic symbol'.
Anakin was at Emo Beach. Anakin. I know guys called Hermelecles and Ariad...something. And still? Anakin? As in Bananakin? Wow your mom must have used a random word generator. John, Faithful and Rory (another person with a stupid name) came by to soak up some emo. Maybe you should collaborate and work on getting your names changed by Deed Poll. I'm not against suffering (hello, Greek god), but no one should have to suffer like *that*.
Doctor Troy had a busy morning in the clinic. It's STD season. Conner was there, so were Luke and Badly Named Rory. Dirty. Liz, John Connor and Lana had overnight stays and visitors. There were probably boils involved. Yeck. Everyone had cleared out by evening. Learn from their germs.
Dick and Annie had a date at Ching Tai. The squirrels want you to know that no one's been stood up and there's no food fights. So it was a boring date.
MC Xander was working in the MC lobby on an MC Friday night. Hope he's getting paid overtime.
Lucy's Place had customers. I wasn't one of them, so I don't care. But the squirrels do. Mask Girl got a package, another way too easy joke, and flirted with Silent Bob. Silently.
Caritas had GOB back. A very bruised GOB. Pippi sang to show off to Chad. This is Chad. Watch Chad drink. Drink Chad, drink. Pippi wouldn't leave the guy alone and everyone's favorite blonde couple showed up. Dick got Annie drunk. The local stoner hit on Pippi and the nun has given up beer for Lent. Only in Fandom.
And because no Friday night can go without a good laugh, people went hunting for a Lichenthrope. Very funny, squirrels. You spelled 'lycanthrope' as if it was a 'lichen'. As in the mold." Chittering. "What do you mean that's right? There's a rabid piece of mold out there trying to turn other people into rabid pieces of mold?" More chittering. "Okay, fungus. It's a fungus?" Even more chittering. "Right, right, a fungus and an algae. Wikipedia says so, so it has to be true. I invented wikipedia. There's a rabid piece of mutant fungus-algae on the loose. Hermione and Dawn show up to fight crime. Or the fungus of doom. Apparently, there's no difference. Fred brought a cheese grater. Instead of, you know, weed killer. Zero is in and is apparently awesome because she's Zero. I think 'mentally unstable' is closer to the mark. Annie and Rikku decided they should've brought their claws. Even though Annie doesn't have one. But Fred gave her a trawl. Yes squirrels, it's called a trawl, not that 'garden tool that's not a hoe but looks like a claw'.
Sokka isn't threatened by the fungus. Wait until you start growing mushrooms behind your ears. Zack brought a gas mask so he doesn't inhale spores. He never inhaled. And, no really, they all went and hunted the lichen.
There's not much you can say about that except what the *BEEP*? Get away from that button. I can say *BEEP* if I want to. Stop beeping me out for saying *BEEP*. What do you mean kids' show? Since when has the radio been a kids' show? *BEEP* the kids' show. This is Hades, *BEEP*ing God of the *BEEP*ing Dead, Lord of the *BEEP*ing Underworld and I'll say whatever the *BEEP* I want on *BEEP*ing WTFH radio. *BEEP*ing squirrels."