Pirate Radio, December 3

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This be likeguidelines, bringin' ye the highs 'n lows of this Saturday in Fandom. Where we be gettin' jolly 'n deckin' things wit' holly, and doin' all manner o' other things endin' in -olly.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Thar be detention today fer all ye poor bastards who be gettin' caught in yer wrongdoing. They be buildin' set scenery fer the other poor bastards who be in the holiday pageant. Where I will be in the front row wit' a video camera.

In other learnin'-type news, Zero be seen openin' up the library fer Mizz Calendar. And Professor Jerusalem, after Dean Bristow be stoppin' by t'chat with him in his quarters that we be not suicidal enough t'bug, be announcin' he be the new Dean o' Faculty. Congratulations t'ye! Although I be suspectin' ye be a mite more excited about bein' able t'get off campus once in a while now.

Elizabeth 'n a wench who be lookin' a bit like Han Solo be seen goin' into the clinic today. More about Han later, though.

Roomin'
Cam be startin' off the day as a puppy. He be human again, if terribly naked, after a trip t'the theater. Crow be sad t'see that Cam be chewin' up his Vala blow-up doll before he be changin' back from bein' a puppy. Nice undethings, by the way, Cam. Didn't figure ye for the My Little Pony kind o' guy. Vala be pretty excited to not have a four-legged boyfriend. *pause* Ye'll note that I be not makin' a tasteless three-legged boyfriend joke here. Because that would be wrong.

Lana 'n Paige be talkin' about the fight Paige 'n Sawyer be havin' a few nights back. Lana be not mad about havin' t' spend the night out on one o' the common room sofas. She be very sweet. She also be fallin' asleep while talkin' with Shep in one o' the common rooms later today. Paige be findin' them 'n wakin' 'em up.

Angel be workin' out in the gym where I have reliable intelligence that he be gettin' all sweaty 'n good lookin'. I be just reportin' what I be given, but ye might want t' verify it by askin' Marty, Callisto or Cam, now that he be not a puppy any more.

Draco still be a a gangly-lookin' redhead. Lee be chattin' wit' him in the halls.

Professor Eppes be makin' gingerbread 'n not sendin' me any. Which be fine, as he be me teacher 'n I don't want him t'think that I be needin' gifts or be in any way not spendin' me entire weekend studyin' fer his exam. Which I be. Really.

Angela be talkin' t' Veronica about interviewin' her father fer a Criminology project. She also be interviewin' Professor Tick.

Jaye be not best pleased wakin' up 'n rememberin' what she were up to last night due t' a gremlin bite. The gremlins be workin' up quite the list o' enemies. I be thinkin' they be great. O' course, I be livin' off campus, too.

Elizabeth, who be hurt, be hangin' in her room tonight. She be gettin' visited by Major K!, Sam, Janet, Parker, 'n Aeryn.

Cally be findin' a scene o' fake carnage when she be headin' up t'the roof t' work on her Viper. Those gremlins be havin' quite the sense o' humor. Bridge be up thar helpin' her, too. Here's hopin' the Viper doesn't start hittin' on people like the toaster Bridge be fixin' earlier.

Lily, Lane 'n her bondage space pirate kitty all be in the third floor common room this evenin'.

Revelin'
Han be, huh, a wench now. I be hatin' when that happens. He be headin' into the Emporium and talkin' wit' Michael, who be takin' the transformation in stride.

Ben's article be gettin' rejected fer publication. Sorry t'hear that. He 'n Michael be stoppin' in at Deb's later today, then be at home decoratin' fer the holidays.

And speakin' o' the holidays, Aziraphale be hostin' quite the ornament-makin' party. And Crichton, Angel, Aeryn, Anders, Veronica, 'n Vala be goin' shoppin' fer decorations. Somehow their conversation be strayin' into sexual orientations of household appliances, and I just don't want t'know. They be bringin' back a tree 'n a boyfriend fer Talkytoaster. Again, I be not wantin' to know.

Parker be over posin' fer Jake at me house today. Jake be checkin' the shrubbery fer me. I be never able t' imitate an azalea bush, Jake. I kin do a mean cherry tree, though.

Parker 'n Jarod be havin' coffee together. Professor Jackson, who be thar as well, be not noticin'. Lily be over at Duce's house fixin' her cell phone. Duce's cell phone. Not Lily's.

GOB be in the Fourth Sin. No one be terribly shocked by it. And Parker be thar t'serve as a interior decoratin' consultant. Seriously. That be not a euphemism. Or at least it be not marked on me sheet as a euphemism.

Caritas be hoppin' tonight. Yesterday's Ethics class be the topic o' the night. Quinn 'n Rory be talkin' about it wit' Mizz Calendar, and Rory be gettin' a call from Elizabeth t'check up on her, too. Then Rory be talkin' wit' Logan, Marty 'n Angela about Ethics 'n Criminal Justice. John Connor, Lockheed, Quinn, Jenny, Marty, Logan and Lindsey be takin' the stage. Lindsey be so bad that he be sendin' Lorne out o' the club in tears. Not even Angel be that tone-deaf, man. What'd ye do?

And Professor Tick be gettin' injured by something fallin' from the sky in the park. No, it be not Belthazor. It be, apparently, sapient pearwood. Rose be helpin' him t'the clinic.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover 'n bits o' wood fallin' from the sky, and have a good night!

Comments

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"I be never able t' imitate an azalea bush, Jake. I kin do a mean cherry tree, though."
So. Much. Love.

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"They're Servo's!" Cameron shouted at the radio. He frowned and paused as he realised what he just said. "Okay, that really doesn't make it any better."

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Keep an eye out fer the Rover 'n bits o' wood fallin' from the sky

"I'll say!" Tick said, feeling the small bump where the block hit him. "They hurt!"

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Ye'll note that I be not makin' a tasteless three-legged boyfriend joke here. Because that would be wrong.

*Vala facepalms*