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Fandom Radio, Saturday, Feb 24, 2007
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg reporting to you live from WTFH. Unless you're listening to this as a podcast in which case my report isn't so much live but on the other hand I am. At least I hope I am. Wow would it be depressing if I was dead by the time you downloaded this. I mean first of all: dead, not really fun. Second this would also mean that I'm making in accurate statements in this report and you wouldn't be able to trust anything that I said. It'd be horrible! You'd never believe in any of my broadcasts again! Which, okay, sure, you could argue might not happen if I was dead except hello, Fandom! Sunnydale girl! Frankly it's amazing I was ever breathing for these broadcasts in the first place.
"Breathing for these broadcasts," by the way, is the name of Becky Squirrel's one woman show. You should see it. It's very moving.
Anyway...
School, which is always wonderful and that's no lie
Detention today features Katara, Sokka, Sam who is not related to Dean, Mel, Kawalsky, Ray, Krycek, Jaye, Will, Turtle, and Layla all under the watchful eye of The Tick. Today's activity was making Seely write out thank you cards to everyone who didn't get one in spite of having given wonderful gifts during the December holidays. It may not sound dramatic, but it still needs to be done.
The Doctor has office hours. He kindly shares them with Rose and Marco and, as far as I'm aware, makes no jokes about taking two of anything and then calling him in the morning.
Gun Club meets, holds an ice cream social, debates the merits of margarine vs. butter, and then practices spelling words using only their bodies.
...or did the whole thing with guns, talking, Parker, blah blah blah. But my way's more interesting.
Dorms, which are also wonderful if we are talking about the fifth floor. Any other floors and implications of wonderfulness do inject some inaccuracies into the report for tonight.
Dawn works out with a practice sword in the gym. Did you name it? Apparently all the good swords have names. They also like it when you say hi to them even if certain British people who shall remain nameless look at you as though you are silly for saying so.
John Connor treats Naomi to a spa in his room. Hopefully there were plenty of towels. Having tried the spa experience myself I feel you cannot have enough towels handy. Or shirts. And pants. And parkas that cover you from head to toe. Also a sign that warns you that there's a chance boys who are not your smooch buddies may see parts of you that you do not want seen, though Naomi probably knew that part already considering whose room she was going to.
Phoebe gets a phone call, and then possibly a song by Stevie Wonder stuck in her head. Ranma visits Teddy and brings along cute doggie goodness in the form of an actual dog who is cute and good.
Aeryn tells John Crichton all about her bad week. John possibly then turns into a cute doggie to help ease the angst. Oo! Or a gerbil. Gerbils are very hard to be angsty around. Their tongues are far too small. It's impossible to be angsty around tiny tongues.
Bridge asks Dawn for help of some kind. Is it about notes? Because you could always copy mine if you needed. Not to besmirch Dawn's note-taking or anything, but just in case we're talking about classes that she's not in or something. Also there is no such thing as too many notes. That way you don't have any information gaps when you recopy them.
This evening in the third floor common room we find Mel watching movies. Hi Mel! Mel tells Parker she's thinking of killing Jamie for detention. Which... admittedly I get since he tried giving it to me but then again he was very nice about warning people about evil food so you do have to give him some credit there.
Parker thanks Katara for fixing Jack's shoulder. As does everyone with whom Jack is snuggly, I would assume. Mel and Katara talk about detention. Did you make sure Seely hand-wrote all the notes? Because that gives it a personal touch.
Kawalsky joins the gang to say hi or possibly howdy, though not so much to Parker who for some reason is earning a cold shoulder in the land of those whose names start with K but do not end in 'atara'. Mel and Neil figure out how they know each other. Hmm. Second cousins twice removed on their mother's side? Either that or as people who are sharing a common room together, but that might be far fetched. And Kawalsky says hi to Neil yet still shuns Parker like a shunning thing that shuns alot. Maybe he's envious of her shoes.
Town, which is also good since that's where pizza and ice cream live, as well as those who are the bestest of best friends.
Nadia is out in the Preserve, possibly getting a jump on sorority activities or possibly gunning for some kind of record for how long you can be doing nothing of note in the Preserve yet still be doing something enough that we can tell when you're done for record-keeping purposes.
Cally waits for a ride on the roof of the bestest apartment building in town. I must say I'm getting surprisingly used to the idea that someone could wait for a ride on a rooftop and it's totally normal. Annette calls to say good-bye, and now that song's stuck in my head again. Xander finds out that Cally's going to be gone for a few weeks, as do I as I'm reading this so goodbye Cally! Safe trip! Hopefully you have good memories of Mac to keep you company!
After the whole Cally rooftopaganza, Xander heads down to the bestest garage in town to take care of some cleaning and other garage related activities. He is joined by Bridge who offers to lend a hand. Then offers to lend both hands when that's twice as helpful.
Sparky Repairs is opened by the twins. The church is opened by Rosette. Turtle and Canary is opened by Jane Canary and OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED OUT WHERE THE NEW NAME COMES FROM.
Um... I mean... the sign. On the store. Which has the name. Which I knew about the whole time, honest.
No Dance, No Dance, No Revolution Either is open and quiet, as is the clinic both day and night.
And....
*sound of shuffling papers*
Um...
*shuffleshuffleshuffle*
And then there are pandas! Yes! Pandas, from the moon! And I realize you do not normally see pandas when you look at the moon but that's because moon pandas are notoriously shy. This is also why you never see moon pandas participating in public speaking.
And the moon pandas came down and there were big pandas and small pandas and pandas that were medium sized in nature and they all wanted to panda about in Fandom - because padaing is a verb when you're a moon panda - and say hi to people and find out about different forms of hugging, for moon pandas may be shy but they're also very caring and empathetic.
So the moon pandas pandaed their way about Town and took pictures of the various landmarks and got postcards to send home except they didn't get any postcards for the moon koala bears because frankly you can only send so many postcards to moon koala bears when they never send you any postcards in return and I think we should support the moon pandas in their efforts not to be taken advantage of by the selfish.
Then as the moon pandas were hugging and postcarding and pandaing and taking careful notes so that they could update their moon panda travel guides and moon panda wikipedias, they were suddenly set upon by pillows! And you might think that this would be a fun moment for moon pandas but it was not because the pillows were made of wicker! Which meant that the pillows were not only not fluffy but that they were incredibly cynical and shrewish in nature because quite frankly what's a non-fluffy pillow made out of a completely unpillowy substance going to do?
So the wicker pillows attacked the moon pandas and a battle began! And the wicker pillows were all "We will thwap you with our wickery hides which will hurt you but not us for we are made of wicker, as aforementioned!" And the moon pandas were all "What? Why? We didn't do anything!" And the wicker pillows were all "MWAHAHAHAHA! We do not care, for we are wicker pillows and our methods do not involve taking time for introspection!" And the moon pandas were all "Really? Because it sounds to me like you could benefit from some therapy, if you don't mind our saying so." And the wicker pillows were all "We thought about it, but we're not sure if our insurance will cover it." And the moon pandas were all "If not, some places take a sliding scale. You should look into it because it's not your fault that you were made out of something that pillows are not normally made of. But if you learned to value yourself for what you are instead of what you were supposed to be, you might find that you no longer have these anger management issues, particularly with regards to people who remind you of your mother."
And the wicker pillows were all "Really?" and the moon pandas were all "Are you okay?" and the wicker pillows were all "It's just something in my eye." And the moon pandas were all "Of course it is. Would you like a hug?"
And then the moon pandas hugged the wicker pillows, and they went off together to get ice cream and cake and determine if the wicker pillows would need some kind of a referral to deal with their low self-esteem.
And that's what happened in Fandom today. Good night!
"Breathing for these broadcasts," by the way, is the name of Becky Squirrel's one woman show. You should see it. It's very moving.
Anyway...
School, which is always wonderful and that's no lie
Detention today features Katara, Sokka, Sam who is not related to Dean, Mel, Kawalsky, Ray, Krycek, Jaye, Will, Turtle, and Layla all under the watchful eye of The Tick. Today's activity was making Seely write out thank you cards to everyone who didn't get one in spite of having given wonderful gifts during the December holidays. It may not sound dramatic, but it still needs to be done.
The Doctor has office hours. He kindly shares them with Rose and Marco and, as far as I'm aware, makes no jokes about taking two of anything and then calling him in the morning.
Gun Club meets, holds an ice cream social, debates the merits of margarine vs. butter, and then practices spelling words using only their bodies.
...or did the whole thing with guns, talking, Parker, blah blah blah. But my way's more interesting.
Dorms, which are also wonderful if we are talking about the fifth floor. Any other floors and implications of wonderfulness do inject some inaccuracies into the report for tonight.
Dawn works out with a practice sword in the gym. Did you name it? Apparently all the good swords have names. They also like it when you say hi to them even if certain British people who shall remain nameless look at you as though you are silly for saying so.
John Connor treats Naomi to a spa in his room. Hopefully there were plenty of towels. Having tried the spa experience myself I feel you cannot have enough towels handy. Or shirts. And pants. And parkas that cover you from head to toe. Also a sign that warns you that there's a chance boys who are not your smooch buddies may see parts of you that you do not want seen, though Naomi probably knew that part already considering whose room she was going to.
Phoebe gets a phone call, and then possibly a song by Stevie Wonder stuck in her head. Ranma visits Teddy and brings along cute doggie goodness in the form of an actual dog who is cute and good.
Aeryn tells John Crichton all about her bad week. John possibly then turns into a cute doggie to help ease the angst. Oo! Or a gerbil. Gerbils are very hard to be angsty around. Their tongues are far too small. It's impossible to be angsty around tiny tongues.
Bridge asks Dawn for help of some kind. Is it about notes? Because you could always copy mine if you needed. Not to besmirch Dawn's note-taking or anything, but just in case we're talking about classes that she's not in or something. Also there is no such thing as too many notes. That way you don't have any information gaps when you recopy them.
This evening in the third floor common room we find Mel watching movies. Hi Mel! Mel tells Parker she's thinking of killing Jamie for detention. Which... admittedly I get since he tried giving it to me but then again he was very nice about warning people about evil food so you do have to give him some credit there.
Parker thanks Katara for fixing Jack's shoulder. As does everyone with whom Jack is snuggly, I would assume. Mel and Katara talk about detention. Did you make sure Seely hand-wrote all the notes? Because that gives it a personal touch.
Kawalsky joins the gang to say hi or possibly howdy, though not so much to Parker who for some reason is earning a cold shoulder in the land of those whose names start with K but do not end in 'atara'. Mel and Neil figure out how they know each other. Hmm. Second cousins twice removed on their mother's side? Either that or as people who are sharing a common room together, but that might be far fetched. And Kawalsky says hi to Neil yet still shuns Parker like a shunning thing that shuns alot. Maybe he's envious of her shoes.
Town, which is also good since that's where pizza and ice cream live, as well as those who are the bestest of best friends.
Nadia is out in the Preserve, possibly getting a jump on sorority activities or possibly gunning for some kind of record for how long you can be doing nothing of note in the Preserve yet still be doing something enough that we can tell when you're done for record-keeping purposes.
Cally waits for a ride on the roof of the bestest apartment building in town. I must say I'm getting surprisingly used to the idea that someone could wait for a ride on a rooftop and it's totally normal. Annette calls to say good-bye, and now that song's stuck in my head again. Xander finds out that Cally's going to be gone for a few weeks, as do I as I'm reading this so goodbye Cally! Safe trip! Hopefully you have good memories of Mac to keep you company!
After the whole Cally rooftopaganza, Xander heads down to the bestest garage in town to take care of some cleaning and other garage related activities. He is joined by Bridge who offers to lend a hand. Then offers to lend both hands when that's twice as helpful.
Sparky Repairs is opened by the twins. The church is opened by Rosette. Turtle and Canary is opened by Jane Canary and OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED OUT WHERE THE NEW NAME COMES FROM.
Um... I mean... the sign. On the store. Which has the name. Which I knew about the whole time, honest.
No Dance, No Dance, No Revolution Either is open and quiet, as is the clinic both day and night.
And....
*sound of shuffling papers*
Um...
*shuffleshuffleshuffle*
And then there are pandas! Yes! Pandas, from the moon! And I realize you do not normally see pandas when you look at the moon but that's because moon pandas are notoriously shy. This is also why you never see moon pandas participating in public speaking.
And the moon pandas came down and there were big pandas and small pandas and pandas that were medium sized in nature and they all wanted to panda about in Fandom - because padaing is a verb when you're a moon panda - and say hi to people and find out about different forms of hugging, for moon pandas may be shy but they're also very caring and empathetic.
So the moon pandas pandaed their way about Town and took pictures of the various landmarks and got postcards to send home except they didn't get any postcards for the moon koala bears because frankly you can only send so many postcards to moon koala bears when they never send you any postcards in return and I think we should support the moon pandas in their efforts not to be taken advantage of by the selfish.
Then as the moon pandas were hugging and postcarding and pandaing and taking careful notes so that they could update their moon panda travel guides and moon panda wikipedias, they were suddenly set upon by pillows! And you might think that this would be a fun moment for moon pandas but it was not because the pillows were made of wicker! Which meant that the pillows were not only not fluffy but that they were incredibly cynical and shrewish in nature because quite frankly what's a non-fluffy pillow made out of a completely unpillowy substance going to do?
So the wicker pillows attacked the moon pandas and a battle began! And the wicker pillows were all "We will thwap you with our wickery hides which will hurt you but not us for we are made of wicker, as aforementioned!" And the moon pandas were all "What? Why? We didn't do anything!" And the wicker pillows were all "MWAHAHAHAHA! We do not care, for we are wicker pillows and our methods do not involve taking time for introspection!" And the moon pandas were all "Really? Because it sounds to me like you could benefit from some therapy, if you don't mind our saying so." And the wicker pillows were all "We thought about it, but we're not sure if our insurance will cover it." And the moon pandas were all "If not, some places take a sliding scale. You should look into it because it's not your fault that you were made out of something that pillows are not normally made of. But if you learned to value yourself for what you are instead of what you were supposed to be, you might find that you no longer have these anger management issues, particularly with regards to people who remind you of your mother."
And the wicker pillows were all "Really?" and the moon pandas were all "Are you okay?" and the wicker pillows were all "It's just something in my eye." And the moon pandas were all "Of course it is. Would you like a hug?"
And then the moon pandas hugged the wicker pillows, and they went off together to get ice cream and cake and determine if the wicker pillows would need some kind of a referral to deal with their low self-esteem.
And that's what happened in Fandom today. Good night!
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