http://ismyhairout.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ismyhairout.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-02-24 04:42 pm
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Fandom Radio, Friday, February 23 2007

"And I see most of you managed to survive whatever it was Madrox was up to. Good for you. This is Hades, back from the Bahamas and on WTFH radio. I miss the little umbrellas.



Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't

The Big Cheese got her job back after having a day lounging around.

President Bartlet was guest of the day in US Government. US President, hmm? I'm taking your job next year. Vote Hades in 2008! The students asked questions of the soon to be defeated President and non-wee Aly came in after to meet the President. Wee. Again?

Ahhh here we go. Music is Wuv. I did not just say 'Wuv'. Shut up. Tiny tots Lorne, Aly and Logan were there to judge. Kid songs abound. You let yourselves get pushed around by a bunch of diaper-wearing hyperactive brats? That doesn't surprise me.

Villains and Villainy had a traitor. Interesting. The students tried to figure out who it was, then they named the traitor and Cally sucked up to the teacher.

Rose took Adventuring Survival Tactics instead of the guy with big ears. Isabel introduced a whiskered friend to River and Rose, D'anna and River talked about cheerleading. Cheerleaders, the other other white meat. I've had a little too much sun. Traveling companions were the topic of the day. Companions should be open to suggestions and expendable. That tip's free, the rest you have to pay for.

Office hours all around for the office, Orphy, Space Cadet, Rozzy, Big Cheese, Barbie and Rose.

Rory "My Name Turns Men Away From Me" Gilmore opened the library, but only the librarian wanted to talk to her.

The cafeteria was served up by Jamie, Dawn, Six and Maia and Dawn came down with a case of quesadillas. Or made some.

And it says here you all had loads of fun while I was gone with a Spelling Bee. If you can call that fun. People - and I use that term loosely - mingled and cheered on the spellers. They made it through Rounds 1, 2, 3 and up to 4 before...oh you're kidding me. Bees attacked. Spelling bees. Even *I'm* cringing at the pun. Everyone who got stung started spelling the words they said. Teal deer, the animals not the band, came to the rescue.

An island full of heroes and you had to be saved by the local wildlife. Oh how standards have fallen.


Dorms: Now With 100% Less Tiny Tots

There were cookies! What? Even the God of the Dead can appreciate cookies. Cheerleader cookies. Get some cheerleader cookies in your diet! Buffy, Z, Annie, Tori, River, Seely and Pippi were there. I don't know who any of you are.

Billy had River's cookies, Annie gave her cookies to Jake and they made post-cookie plans and Marco and Annette talked. There may have been sex involved.

Those with homicidal tendencies, like Pip, were down in the shooting range. What other school as a shooting range? You don't get that kind of quality education anywhere else. What the heck am I saying? I'm blaming the sun. Pippi was there to talk about how to upgrade Pip's gun. If you know what I mean.

Madrox was, my notes say, 'pwned' by pie and destroyed the men's bathroom with stink.

Gymtime for Aeryn, Edward and the Melakalaka Balance Board of Trust.

Celebrity perving was the highlight of the day for Miley. Then she and Tortoise ordered food, Conner joined the girls' night in and was avoiding Anders and Tortoise is glad he's not dead. I'm not, but that's my thing.

John Connor and Naomi had a bubble bath together. Cally showed Anders her lemming and there was fishy death. That joke writes itself. Then Isabel and Jack-who's-a-mouse joined in. Kinky. Wait, no, then Z joined in and talked about burial. THAT'S kinky.

KitKat studied in her room, Blair sent out some notices. Notices are the work of the Man, Blair. Marie got a phone call, Mac and Cheese were...Deadpool's going to love this. They had their last night together before Cally leaves. There was probably lesbian sex involved. Happy?

Krycek and D'anna talked before the cheerleader trip, Billy and Ami spelled at each other, Angela got a phone call and decided to go home, Jake had a girl named Evie in his new room, Isabel let Jack-who's-a-mouse roam free, Cedric wondered why Jack's a mouse and Parker giggled.

Okay, now you're just making things up, squirrels.

Chris talked to Wyatt. Yes. Talked. Don't think I've forgotten last week's news. Tannim and Tortoise the alliterative couple were 'cute', Kawalsky sent emails and apparently Stickbugs Rule and Summer has tuberculosis. Wait, no, she's happy about what's on TV. That's a V, not a B.

Sakurazaki was on the roof and was attacked by Teddy, Cassie, Ami.

Walter was in the fifth floor common room and got a phone call from Pippi and Bridge stopped by. I think I have something in my eye. Ick. Squirrel fur.


Town: It Hasn't Been Burned Down Yet? That's A Shame.

Cafe Fina was in a lazy mood and made people bring in recipes, Annie went running in the Park, Rose hunted her down, the Nun put up flyers for Yuki's birthday party, Luke's Diner was all Queen-ish, Neil was at the Perk and there was cash register trouble at Turtle & Canary. And boy trouble according to River. Cassie showed up for work. Good for you, kid.

The Mountie and the Miscreant talked about the weekend down at Caritas, Lucy's place was quiet and so was the Clinic all day.

Birthday party! For Yuki. I don't know who that is, but there was probably cake and strippers. Rozzy got a phone call, Grandpa Winchester gave Madrox some pie, the hippy opened the Photo Hut, the Nun left a gift at 25 Unicorn and Nadia went to the Preserve and stayed there. Keep away from my place!

I think we're done. Back to the grind. Now where'd they put those cookies?"

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