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Fandom radio, Saturday, Feb 3, 2007
Hello Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting to you from Fandom radio because there's news that needs reporting and no other radio station has asked me to do it. Though imagine how confused the listening audience of, say, KROQ would be to hear about gremlins and shadows and people hanging out in common rooms that aren't five. Just as well we stick with this one. Though it occurs to me I don't actually know our call letters. My gut instinct? WARR. Though that looks like war misspelled. Oh!! WRUM! There we go. Much better.
On to the news!
School, which would probably have a call sign involving gremlins somehow
The office is open and reports that John Crichton, Weiss, Turtle, and Matilda all have detention with The Tick. Today's detention involved putting Seely Booth in a barren African wasteland where the only hope for moisture was not letting your water bottle run out because otherwise you had to drink fluid from elephant dung. And I say this not to punish Seely but to point out that if I have to get traumatized by cable televsision everybody else does too. Double-u-tee-eff Discovery Channel, double-u-tee-eff!
Also it will be said that Seely didn't actually run out of water in his bottle because OH MY GOD that is too gross for words.
Dorms, which is a very easy WDRM
Sam who is unrelated to Dean wakes up with a solid Jack. I'm given to understand those are very useful to have in poker. Which, I'm now being told, may relate to how solid Jack went to see Cedric, so I guess the two of them played cards. Go fish is fun too, for what it's worth.
Sam who is Dean's brother tells Dean, appropriately enough, about a vision he had. This may relate to Dean and Sam breaking into Blair's room and then taking Blair to the office of Mr. Dean and Sam's daddy. Or possibly the boys got really bored with no new panty raids to organize. It's hard to tell with this crowd.
Cally and Annette enjoy roomie time together, and later Tori and Annette "catch up" which might be a "euphamism" for "things involving a response to the aforementioned panty raid" and "if that's the case" then certain radio personalities might want "in on it."
And now my fingers are all crampy. Who knew you should stretch before making air quotes?
Isabel brings Dawn junk food, much to Dawn's pleasure and my great envy. You know what'd be great for dinner tonight? Curry. No idea why, I'm just craving some. Karou lets Matilda know that he's okay. This happens before detention so there is no need to punish Matilda for being naughty and sneaking out of that African desert in order to talk to people, though considering what passes for the local water fountain I would not blame her.
Aeryn moves into room 238 in a gesture that is both romantic and a sad evidence of the denial that the second floor stopped being cool oh so very long ago, assuming it ever was. And Parker enjoys a day which does not involve kissing Seely, as do most of us, quite frankly.
This morning in the common room two floors not as cool as five we find Neil doing homework and making breakfast. I fully support this kind of multi-tasking. It combines the most important meal of the day with the most important activity of your life. There is no wrong here. Unless you get syrup on your math homework which just goes to show how you can't be trusted to judge for yourself how much syrup you're allowed to have because then you're just being wasteful, young lady, and that's why... um. Ahem.
So River gets breakfast from Neil, and invites him to join her dance club. Look, no matter what you guys do it's not going to be as awesome as getting a dance floor put into Caritas. I'm sorry, but it's true. Billy - hi Billy! - shows up for breakfast and homeworking. Cassie gets breakfast and finds out about Neil's dislike of microwaves. Microwaves cry silently to themselves and point out that Neil shouldn't shun all of them just because a rabid toaster oven attacked him as a child.
Billy thanks Cassie for creeping him out the other day and I hope that's not a euphamism for something. Nova pulls a pencil and paper, quote, "out of nowhere" which, quote "beats the alternative of pulling it out of - " and then for some reason the paper is ripped and the squirrels are looking at me funny. Oh well.
Jude eats and discusses Creative Writing with Nova. I assume not at the same time because there's the mouth full issue plus the possible choking hazard. Nova then sketches Billy and they wave at each other, which is why in the sketch it now looks like Billy has eight fingers on each hand.
Later on, one floor higher we find Setsuna watching bad kung fu movies. Some of the squirrels ask "Is there any other kind?" while other squirrels feel that the first squirrels need to get past their cultural stereotypes and embrace a movie industry that is completely valid and well put together even if it doesn't come out of Hollywood. The debate they had was fascinating. I wish I had a transcript for you.
Conner and Setsuna discuss the logistics of moves. If this is anything like when I watch magic being represented on TV I so feel your pain. Conner and Jude compare roles. It is determined that Jude is comic relief, which those of you who took Scoobying will remember is a very crucial part of the team.
Jude and Setsuna talk about kung fu movies and about how many syllables there are in extraneous. Will it help you guys if I let you know that it's four or did I just give away the ending?
Naomi and Jude compare shadow notes. That's got to cause eyestrain if you ask me. Conner hits Naomi with popcorn. Popcorn says "Ow!" And Naomi tells Setsuna about the shadows.
Up in the bestest common room ever we find Pippi making pancakes. These are apparently complimentary pancakes as that's what Annette gives in exchange for some. If you tell Pippi she has nice hair you get a complimentary napkin as well.
An anteater enters the room and is fed pancakes, pokes Tyler, and plays with Nadia's hair and yanno if you're going to make stuff up like this you're just ruining the entire integrity of the radio reporting system. Frankly I'm a little disappointed.
Nadia makes empanadas to share along with Pippi's pancakes. Annette lets Nadia know that she's no longer see-through. Unless x-rays are involved, I'm assuming. Tyler and Nadia compare notes on if anteaters bite. If memory serves me right the tongue's the thing to be careful of, mouth-wise, though that's if you're an ant and if this anteater was real, so moot point there when you get right down to it. Tyler also feels that there should be stickbugs on the Nature channel to battle the meerkats and I'm afraid I'm going to have to stick to my point that soda dispensers placed about every two miles throughout Africa are really the higher priority.
Two floors down we find Lana reading and watching TV and Tori stops by for chatting and hot chocolate. I recommend whipped cream, but this is only because my dad gets really disappointed in me when I eat marshmallows.
Town, where if the squirrels had their way the call sign would be WNTS
The shop formerly known as All and Sundries is open. as is No Danceyville, where the Tick is apparently helping behind the bar. Sister Fleurchon gets a free drink out of the Devil's Nest. And the clinic is nice and quiet.
The big action in town was over by the water in the park, which implies perhaps I was not the only person watching Discovery today. Anyway the ducks are congregating by a statue. No word on if they were doing so sinisterly or not.
Then by the lake we find Katara freezing things so that there can be ice skating for those who are willing to risk their necks like that, not that I'm judging. Isabel and Katara discuss their lack of experience with ice skating, and while the former does not surprise me I admit the latter does. But maybe the fire next door kept melting everything. Jack and Isabel also compare their skating newbieness and Katara tells Jack not to fall through the ice and die because if he does he owes James Cameron royalties.
Will compares ice skating to roller blading, only deadlier. Which just goes to show she's never seen a roller blade attempting to protect its young. Heelys don't come from thin air, people.
Angela, who I so owe cookies to, is excited to ice skate. Jack asks Angela to help hold him up and it's nice to see that the boys around here fully recognize that the girls are the stronger ones. Also smarter, but that goes without saying. Angela and Katara get a chance to meet. Isabel tells Angela that they'll be sore tomorrow but the fun will be worth it and I thought Isabel and I agreed we weren't going to talk about that anymore, *cough*.
Marty, who I also owe cookies to, is not skating which just goes to show he is as smart as he is hopefully forgiving. Parker does figure eights like a big ol' showoff. Though if she really wanted to brag she'd tell people it's the infinity symbol. Katara and Parker meet, and Angela and Parker compare notes on how their week went.
Parker reminds Jack about skating in New York last year and if you don't have a time machine I don't know how that appointment reminder is going to help him now. Will and Isabel meet. Katara tells Will that she had different skates back home. Waterproof, I'd imagine.
Tori, Isabel, and Katara agree that they deserve fun after their hard work yesterday. This is why all post world-endings need chocolate. You DAMM students can back me up on this one. Hermione and Katara wonder if the rink can hold the whole school and I'd ask how the school was going to go skating but this is Fandom so an ice-skating building is not outside of the norm around here.
Hermione is impressed that Tori can surf and skate and if she's doing both of those at once put me down for being impressed as well. And I streak naked across the ice.
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NO I DID NOT! WHO WROTE THAT? IT IS SO NOT TRUE! I WOULD ONLY DO THAT IF PETER WAS THERE AND WE WERE...
Wow, look at the time! That's all the news I've got tonight Fandom so goodnight, stay safe, and please, please, please keep your water bottles filled!
On to the news!
School, which would probably have a call sign involving gremlins somehow
The office is open and reports that John Crichton, Weiss, Turtle, and Matilda all have detention with The Tick. Today's detention involved putting Seely Booth in a barren African wasteland where the only hope for moisture was not letting your water bottle run out because otherwise you had to drink fluid from elephant dung. And I say this not to punish Seely but to point out that if I have to get traumatized by cable televsision everybody else does too. Double-u-tee-eff Discovery Channel, double-u-tee-eff!
Also it will be said that Seely didn't actually run out of water in his bottle because OH MY GOD that is too gross for words.
Dorms, which is a very easy WDRM
Sam who is unrelated to Dean wakes up with a solid Jack. I'm given to understand those are very useful to have in poker. Which, I'm now being told, may relate to how solid Jack went to see Cedric, so I guess the two of them played cards. Go fish is fun too, for what it's worth.
Sam who is Dean's brother tells Dean, appropriately enough, about a vision he had. This may relate to Dean and Sam breaking into Blair's room and then taking Blair to the office of Mr. Dean and Sam's daddy. Or possibly the boys got really bored with no new panty raids to organize. It's hard to tell with this crowd.
Cally and Annette enjoy roomie time together, and later Tori and Annette "catch up" which might be a "euphamism" for "things involving a response to the aforementioned panty raid" and "if that's the case" then certain radio personalities might want "in on it."
And now my fingers are all crampy. Who knew you should stretch before making air quotes?
Isabel brings Dawn junk food, much to Dawn's pleasure and my great envy. You know what'd be great for dinner tonight? Curry. No idea why, I'm just craving some. Karou lets Matilda know that he's okay. This happens before detention so there is no need to punish Matilda for being naughty and sneaking out of that African desert in order to talk to people, though considering what passes for the local water fountain I would not blame her.
Aeryn moves into room 238 in a gesture that is both romantic and a sad evidence of the denial that the second floor stopped being cool oh so very long ago, assuming it ever was. And Parker enjoys a day which does not involve kissing Seely, as do most of us, quite frankly.
This morning in the common room two floors not as cool as five we find Neil doing homework and making breakfast. I fully support this kind of multi-tasking. It combines the most important meal of the day with the most important activity of your life. There is no wrong here. Unless you get syrup on your math homework which just goes to show how you can't be trusted to judge for yourself how much syrup you're allowed to have because then you're just being wasteful, young lady, and that's why... um. Ahem.
So River gets breakfast from Neil, and invites him to join her dance club. Look, no matter what you guys do it's not going to be as awesome as getting a dance floor put into Caritas. I'm sorry, but it's true. Billy - hi Billy! - shows up for breakfast and homeworking. Cassie gets breakfast and finds out about Neil's dislike of microwaves. Microwaves cry silently to themselves and point out that Neil shouldn't shun all of them just because a rabid toaster oven attacked him as a child.
Billy thanks Cassie for creeping him out the other day and I hope that's not a euphamism for something. Nova pulls a pencil and paper, quote, "out of nowhere" which, quote "beats the alternative of pulling it out of - " and then for some reason the paper is ripped and the squirrels are looking at me funny. Oh well.
Jude eats and discusses Creative Writing with Nova. I assume not at the same time because there's the mouth full issue plus the possible choking hazard. Nova then sketches Billy and they wave at each other, which is why in the sketch it now looks like Billy has eight fingers on each hand.
Later on, one floor higher we find Setsuna watching bad kung fu movies. Some of the squirrels ask "Is there any other kind?" while other squirrels feel that the first squirrels need to get past their cultural stereotypes and embrace a movie industry that is completely valid and well put together even if it doesn't come out of Hollywood. The debate they had was fascinating. I wish I had a transcript for you.
Conner and Setsuna discuss the logistics of moves. If this is anything like when I watch magic being represented on TV I so feel your pain. Conner and Jude compare roles. It is determined that Jude is comic relief, which those of you who took Scoobying will remember is a very crucial part of the team.
Jude and Setsuna talk about kung fu movies and about how many syllables there are in extraneous. Will it help you guys if I let you know that it's four or did I just give away the ending?
Naomi and Jude compare shadow notes. That's got to cause eyestrain if you ask me. Conner hits Naomi with popcorn. Popcorn says "Ow!" And Naomi tells Setsuna about the shadows.
Up in the bestest common room ever we find Pippi making pancakes. These are apparently complimentary pancakes as that's what Annette gives in exchange for some. If you tell Pippi she has nice hair you get a complimentary napkin as well.
An anteater enters the room and is fed pancakes, pokes Tyler, and plays with Nadia's hair and yanno if you're going to make stuff up like this you're just ruining the entire integrity of the radio reporting system. Frankly I'm a little disappointed.
Nadia makes empanadas to share along with Pippi's pancakes. Annette lets Nadia know that she's no longer see-through. Unless x-rays are involved, I'm assuming. Tyler and Nadia compare notes on if anteaters bite. If memory serves me right the tongue's the thing to be careful of, mouth-wise, though that's if you're an ant and if this anteater was real, so moot point there when you get right down to it. Tyler also feels that there should be stickbugs on the Nature channel to battle the meerkats and I'm afraid I'm going to have to stick to my point that soda dispensers placed about every two miles throughout Africa are really the higher priority.
Two floors down we find Lana reading and watching TV and Tori stops by for chatting and hot chocolate. I recommend whipped cream, but this is only because my dad gets really disappointed in me when I eat marshmallows.
Town, where if the squirrels had their way the call sign would be WNTS
The shop formerly known as All and Sundries is open. as is No Danceyville, where the Tick is apparently helping behind the bar. Sister Fleurchon gets a free drink out of the Devil's Nest. And the clinic is nice and quiet.
The big action in town was over by the water in the park, which implies perhaps I was not the only person watching Discovery today. Anyway the ducks are congregating by a statue. No word on if they were doing so sinisterly or not.
Then by the lake we find Katara freezing things so that there can be ice skating for those who are willing to risk their necks like that, not that I'm judging. Isabel and Katara discuss their lack of experience with ice skating, and while the former does not surprise me I admit the latter does. But maybe the fire next door kept melting everything. Jack and Isabel also compare their skating newbieness and Katara tells Jack not to fall through the ice and die because if he does he owes James Cameron royalties.
Will compares ice skating to roller blading, only deadlier. Which just goes to show she's never seen a roller blade attempting to protect its young. Heelys don't come from thin air, people.
Angela, who I so owe cookies to, is excited to ice skate. Jack asks Angela to help hold him up and it's nice to see that the boys around here fully recognize that the girls are the stronger ones. Also smarter, but that goes without saying. Angela and Katara get a chance to meet. Isabel tells Angela that they'll be sore tomorrow but the fun will be worth it and I thought Isabel and I agreed we weren't going to talk about that anymore, *cough*.
Marty, who I also owe cookies to, is not skating which just goes to show he is as smart as he is hopefully forgiving. Parker does figure eights like a big ol' showoff. Though if she really wanted to brag she'd tell people it's the infinity symbol. Katara and Parker meet, and Angela and Parker compare notes on how their week went.
Parker reminds Jack about skating in New York last year and if you don't have a time machine I don't know how that appointment reminder is going to help him now. Will and Isabel meet. Katara tells Will that she had different skates back home. Waterproof, I'd imagine.
Tori, Isabel, and Katara agree that they deserve fun after their hard work yesterday. This is why all post world-endings need chocolate. You DAMM students can back me up on this one. Hermione and Katara wonder if the rink can hold the whole school and I'd ask how the school was going to go skating but this is Fandom so an ice-skating building is not outside of the norm around here.
Hermione is impressed that Tori can surf and skate and if she's doing both of those at once put me down for being impressed as well. And I streak naked across the ice.
...
NO I DID NOT! WHO WROTE THAT? IT IS SO NOT TRUE! I WOULD ONLY DO THAT IF PETER WAS THERE AND WE WERE...
Wow, look at the time! That's all the news I've got tonight Fandom so goodnight, stay safe, and please, please, please keep your water bottles filled!
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[OOC: Oh, that was great!!! *loves!*]
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She had of course just finished labelling all her weapons and stakes at the weapons locker.
As you do.