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Fandom Radio, Saturday, December 30, 2006
*sound of feedback*
*sound of static*
....on? I can't believe - *more static* - no way that - *static static* - microphone's gonna - *static static static BANG* - stupid plastic piece of crap!
Oh, that light means it's working? Okay.
Um... this is Angel. In Los Angeles. Being stared down by a - well I don't wanna say stared down. More like... um... saving the world. From squirrels. With notes.
...
Tall squirrels. Big ones. Demonic. With... huge fangs. Wait, no, not fangs. Um.... claws! Really big claws. With poison. In the claws. And if I don't read these... um... incantations then the world's going to end. Painfully. You know, worse than the other times that's happened. Like there was this one time I faced down this one demon and, well I don't wanna brag or anything but let's just say most guys probably would've headed for the hills once they realized their weapons were gone but me, I stayed the course, dug deep, and -
OW! Little bastard scratched me!
Sigh. Okay. Apparently if I'm just supposed to read these notes - which have really bad handwriting, by the way. What the hell is this? A Q? A G maybe? What are you giving me that look for? Great. Now the squirrels are brooding. Bet I'll get blamed for that too.
Maybe if I read this quick they'll go away.
School
Nothing happened. Moving on - OW! Bastard scratched me again!
*sounds of chittering*
...you realize that was all clicks and buzzes to me, right?
*sounds of annoyed chittering, then sounds of scribbing and paper being moved around*
Okay. Um, apparently I'm supposed to report on Detention? Because... that makes Willow happy? And this note says today's Detention was holding torches up to the skin of the student in it, burning away his flesh, and letting animals eat the burned parts.
...
All right, first of all when did Detention get so sadistic? Second, that move is copyrighted to me back in 1752 and I'm pretty sure everyone damn well knows it, third -
*sounds of more chittering and a note being passed*
Oh, this happened to Seely? Never mind. Go nuts.
Damn kid does not look like me.
Dorms
There's a shark named Billy in the ballpit. John? Your pet got out. And, uh, I'm pretty sure his name's Bruno. This is what I'm talking about, with the handwriting.
Walter has tea, sandwiches, and cigarettes up on the roof. Didn't realize emo central was now the home for tea parties. Walter admires Pippi's balls. Pippi says she got 'em from Pip's room. You know, if anybody could take Pip's balls, it'd be Pippi.
Walter takes advantage of Nadia, who has a rum hangover. Didn't know Nadia was a pirate. Though if I had to have Xander for any kind of relative, fake or otherwise, booze would look pretty damn good to me too.
Cally blows a raspberry at Nadia. I'm not making any dirty jokes because Cally could have pictures of me doing, uh - yeah, let's just not go there. We'll let that past stay buried. Though you new students may wanna spritz the common room couches with stain remover. And maybe some Lysol.
Pippi waves at Nadia. Is that the new scrapbooking? Man I'm starting to feel old.
Cally unintentionally uses her feminine wiles on Walter. Just gonna go back to my earlier comments here about why I'm not making any dirty jokes about Cally. Though now I'm pondering getting her a necklace for Christmas.
...no reason.
Dawn watches Wormhole X-Treme in the third floor common room. Don't know why. Everyone knows the second floor common room is the cool one. Dawn tries to convince Dean to become a squirrel for Valentine's. Oh, sure, that Cally's not there to spy on. John's shark gets out of the ball pit and compliments Dean on his cat's name. Wouldn't think fish would be into cats. 'course maybe John's pet is as fearless as he is. Or maybe he just hasn't met Faithful yet.
John's shark and Dawn don't like the same TV shows. Guessing Deadliest Catch ain't a fav in the shark household. Dawn and - WHO? Oh. Who the hell spells it like that? Dawn and some guy talk about SciFi shows. And then he talks to John's shark. I can't tell if I approve of that for my s.... uh, moving on....
Peter Parker blames Kawalsky for the balls in his room. Don't be stupid. Everyone knows K's a hockey fan. Nadia drunk-babbles at Chad. She's gotta be drunk if she's babbling at those pieces of paper. Also what year is it in Fandom again?
Pippi tries to visit Pip's balls in a room. I guess she lost them after stealing them. John and Aeryn get back from LA and have a fight. Well fuBEEP. John, if you wanna talk just call. Aeryn, if he was an idiot I apologize for him.
...
And where'd that censor button come from?
Jake tells Krycek about a call from his dad. Hope Kry had coffee handy no matter what the news. A teddy bear is not hiding. Makes sense. Dunno why Biff would need to hide.
Alanna comes back from LA. Kawalsky visits her. My guess is Faithful's shoved in a closet somewhere to keep from commenting.
Town
Caritas has dancing zombies. Is it Thriller? I love Thriller. Not that it's Copacabana but still. Clinic's quiet. All and Sundries is full of balls. Becky must be thrilled.
Leo's got balls in the Photo Hut. I know what most of those words mean, but not in that order. Hitsuzen is also filled with balls while Schrodinger wears Hawaiian garb to the Devil's Nest.
...
I'm just gonna assume that was bad handwriting combined with magnetic poetry. And maybe some Mad Libs.
The Doctor plays with balls in the TARDIS. If this is the guy I'm thinking of, I can't say I'm surprised. Jane joins in. With the Doctor. And his - uh - things Pippi took from Pip.
Probably not the same ones. I'm hoping.
And Logan handles a dodo and some balls and okay, people, I don't know what Bel has told you about what went on in my room the other day but I am pretty sure he blew it way out of proportion so let's strike that whole last note off the record. Not true, never happened, and what did happen has a perfectly logical explanation!
And I am not a dodo!
That's it, I'm done. New house rule: No more squirrels in the Hyperion!
*sounds of bemused chittering*
*skkkkkrrrZZZT of the mike being turned off*
*sound of static*
....on? I can't believe - *more static* - no way that - *static static* - microphone's gonna - *static static static BANG* - stupid plastic piece of crap!
Oh, that light means it's working? Okay.
Um... this is Angel. In Los Angeles. Being stared down by a - well I don't wanna say stared down. More like... um... saving the world. From squirrels. With notes.
...
Tall squirrels. Big ones. Demonic. With... huge fangs. Wait, no, not fangs. Um.... claws! Really big claws. With poison. In the claws. And if I don't read these... um... incantations then the world's going to end. Painfully. You know, worse than the other times that's happened. Like there was this one time I faced down this one demon and, well I don't wanna brag or anything but let's just say most guys probably would've headed for the hills once they realized their weapons were gone but me, I stayed the course, dug deep, and -
OW! Little bastard scratched me!
Sigh. Okay. Apparently if I'm just supposed to read these notes - which have really bad handwriting, by the way. What the hell is this? A Q? A G maybe? What are you giving me that look for? Great. Now the squirrels are brooding. Bet I'll get blamed for that too.
Maybe if I read this quick they'll go away.
School
Nothing happened. Moving on - OW! Bastard scratched me again!
*sounds of chittering*
...you realize that was all clicks and buzzes to me, right?
*sounds of annoyed chittering, then sounds of scribbing and paper being moved around*
Okay. Um, apparently I'm supposed to report on Detention? Because... that makes Willow happy? And this note says today's Detention was holding torches up to the skin of the student in it, burning away his flesh, and letting animals eat the burned parts.
...
All right, first of all when did Detention get so sadistic? Second, that move is copyrighted to me back in 1752 and I'm pretty sure everyone damn well knows it, third -
*sounds of more chittering and a note being passed*
Oh, this happened to Seely? Never mind. Go nuts.
Damn kid does not look like me.
Dorms
There's a shark named Billy in the ballpit. John? Your pet got out. And, uh, I'm pretty sure his name's Bruno. This is what I'm talking about, with the handwriting.
Walter has tea, sandwiches, and cigarettes up on the roof. Didn't realize emo central was now the home for tea parties. Walter admires Pippi's balls. Pippi says she got 'em from Pip's room. You know, if anybody could take Pip's balls, it'd be Pippi.
Walter takes advantage of Nadia, who has a rum hangover. Didn't know Nadia was a pirate. Though if I had to have Xander for any kind of relative, fake or otherwise, booze would look pretty damn good to me too.
Cally blows a raspberry at Nadia. I'm not making any dirty jokes because Cally could have pictures of me doing, uh - yeah, let's just not go there. We'll let that past stay buried. Though you new students may wanna spritz the common room couches with stain remover. And maybe some Lysol.
Pippi waves at Nadia. Is that the new scrapbooking? Man I'm starting to feel old.
Cally unintentionally uses her feminine wiles on Walter. Just gonna go back to my earlier comments here about why I'm not making any dirty jokes about Cally. Though now I'm pondering getting her a necklace for Christmas.
...no reason.
Dawn watches Wormhole X-Treme in the third floor common room. Don't know why. Everyone knows the second floor common room is the cool one. Dawn tries to convince Dean to become a squirrel for Valentine's. Oh, sure, that Cally's not there to spy on. John's shark gets out of the ball pit and compliments Dean on his cat's name. Wouldn't think fish would be into cats. 'course maybe John's pet is as fearless as he is. Or maybe he just hasn't met Faithful yet.
John's shark and Dawn don't like the same TV shows. Guessing Deadliest Catch ain't a fav in the shark household. Dawn and - WHO? Oh. Who the hell spells it like that? Dawn and some guy talk about SciFi shows. And then he talks to John's shark. I can't tell if I approve of that for my s.... uh, moving on....
Peter Parker blames Kawalsky for the balls in his room. Don't be stupid. Everyone knows K's a hockey fan. Nadia drunk-babbles at Chad. She's gotta be drunk if she's babbling at those pieces of paper. Also what year is it in Fandom again?
Pippi tries to visit Pip's balls in a room. I guess she lost them after stealing them. John and Aeryn get back from LA and have a fight. Well fuBEEP. John, if you wanna talk just call. Aeryn, if he was an idiot I apologize for him.
...
And where'd that censor button come from?
Jake tells Krycek about a call from his dad. Hope Kry had coffee handy no matter what the news. A teddy bear is not hiding. Makes sense. Dunno why Biff would need to hide.
Alanna comes back from LA. Kawalsky visits her. My guess is Faithful's shoved in a closet somewhere to keep from commenting.
Town
Caritas has dancing zombies. Is it Thriller? I love Thriller. Not that it's Copacabana but still. Clinic's quiet. All and Sundries is full of balls. Becky must be thrilled.
Leo's got balls in the Photo Hut. I know what most of those words mean, but not in that order. Hitsuzen is also filled with balls while Schrodinger wears Hawaiian garb to the Devil's Nest.
...
I'm just gonna assume that was bad handwriting combined with magnetic poetry. And maybe some Mad Libs.
The Doctor plays with balls in the TARDIS. If this is the guy I'm thinking of, I can't say I'm surprised. Jane joins in. With the Doctor. And his - uh - things Pippi took from Pip.
Probably not the same ones. I'm hoping.
And Logan handles a dodo and some balls and okay, people, I don't know what Bel has told you about what went on in my room the other day but I am pretty sure he blew it way out of proportion so let's strike that whole last note off the record. Not true, never happened, and what did happen has a perfectly logical explanation!
And I am not a dodo!
That's it, I'm done. New house rule: No more squirrels in the Hyperion!
*sounds of bemused chittering*
*skkkkkrrrZZZT of the mike being turned off*
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"First off, where's Willow? Secondly, I am so not into you in that way buddy. Thirdly...where's Willow?"
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And decided she'd have to give Angel a call sometime soon.
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Are too.]
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