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fandom_radio2006-12-28 12:33 am
fates_jaye) wrote in fandom_radio2006-12-28 12:33 am
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Fandom Radio, December 27
Hey, Fandom. It's Jaye. I just spent three hours on the side of a road in some random area of like, Pennsylvania or something, and I didn't have to beat anyone with a tire iron, which sucks because I kind of really wanted to beat someone with a tire iron.
Living Conditions
Conner made use of a common room to watch a special on pandas.
*long pause*
Are you kidding me? You're spending your vacation watching educational television??? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. God! Carmela joins in, and apparently does not take the remote away from him. Wtf, Carmela. And Dawn is a panda fan, so she watches too. You all disappoint me.
Marie and Jamie got back from New York, and...
*shuffles papers*
Okay, squirrels, give me the rest of my notes. Seriously.
*long pause*
Don't give me that look. Make something up. I did not rush over here after standing on the side of the road like some overdressed hooker with a bad ride to read off nothing.
*sounds of scribbling*
How are you using a pen? You don't have opposable thumbs. Has Weekly World News seen you guys? ...Oh my god, you probably work for Weekly World News, don't you? Okay, you know what, I'm going to go on with the news, which gives you, oh, thirty seconds to give me something good.
Out and About
Aziraphale went to hang out with Wilson at the clinic, Janice hung out and got a visit from Billy, our vice principal man had a friend stop by, and Thursday packed a bag to head out of town. I swear, everyone's either coming or going this time of year.
Cally brought Lucy a delivery at the Devil's Nest, Aziraphale did a crossword puzzle in the park, and wow, people actually do those? I thought they'd been been phased out in favor of jokes instead, like "What's a seven-letter word for 'muffin'" or something. The Photo Hut, the church and Sparky Repairs were all open, and Chad gave Nadia a mix CD at Empire Records. Also, Chad, one of the squirrels seems to think you're adorable. Do with that what you will.
Jarod worked on a project while Caritas was quiet, and ooh hey, Jarod! Tell me you're still open because I really really want a drink. I deserve it. If only to warm up frostbitten toes. Which okay, it wasn't really that cold, but... Shut up.
Okay, guys, I'm done. What have you got for me?
*more rustling of paper*
...You little bastards, you actually wrote out the lyrics to the Macarena? The Macarena has lyrics??
So, listening audience, you can go back to your lives while I kill some squirrels dead. Night.
Living Conditions
Conner made use of a common room to watch a special on pandas.
*long pause*
Are you kidding me? You're spending your vacation watching educational television??? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. God! Carmela joins in, and apparently does not take the remote away from him. Wtf, Carmela. And Dawn is a panda fan, so she watches too. You all disappoint me.
Marie and Jamie got back from New York, and...
*shuffles papers*
Okay, squirrels, give me the rest of my notes. Seriously.
*long pause*
Don't give me that look. Make something up. I did not rush over here after standing on the side of the road like some overdressed hooker with a bad ride to read off nothing.
*sounds of scribbling*
How are you using a pen? You don't have opposable thumbs. Has Weekly World News seen you guys? ...Oh my god, you probably work for Weekly World News, don't you? Okay, you know what, I'm going to go on with the news, which gives you, oh, thirty seconds to give me something good.
Out and About
Aziraphale went to hang out with Wilson at the clinic, Janice hung out and got a visit from Billy, our vice principal man had a friend stop by, and Thursday packed a bag to head out of town. I swear, everyone's either coming or going this time of year.
Cally brought Lucy a delivery at the Devil's Nest, Aziraphale did a crossword puzzle in the park, and wow, people actually do those? I thought they'd been been phased out in favor of jokes instead, like "What's a seven-letter word for 'muffin'" or something. The Photo Hut, the church and Sparky Repairs were all open, and Chad gave Nadia a mix CD at Empire Records. Also, Chad, one of the squirrels seems to think you're adorable. Do with that what you will.
Jarod worked on a project while Caritas was quiet, and ooh hey, Jarod! Tell me you're still open because I really really want a drink. I deserve it. If only to warm up frostbitten toes. Which okay, it wasn't really that cold, but... Shut up.
Okay, guys, I'm done. What have you got for me?
*more rustling of paper*
...You little bastards, you actually wrote out the lyrics to the Macarena? The Macarena has lyrics??
So, listening audience, you can go back to your lives while I kill some squirrels dead. Night.
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