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Fandom Radio, Monday, November 6th
"Hey folks, Eric Weiss here, coming at you on a Monday, weirdly enough. This should be pretty wicked, so let's get to it.
Do you wanna go to school today? No I Don't Wanna Do That
Announcements: beware the sixth floor and its damage. I guess it had an episode or something. It's seeking therapy. Also, lunch might be inedible today, which is actually a sign of improvement. Usually it's definitely inedible.
Balloon animals are giving squeaky political encouragement around campus. I wonder if Lyman can round them up as guest speakers for Wednesday's Political Campaigning class.
Pop Cultures rockin' out to the 80s. Cedric finds that he can dance if he wants to. And Evie just wants to have fu-un.
Prophecy discusses Chosen Ones. A plural on that only sounds stupid, folks. Everybody's way more excited about Vegas. I know I am. And hey, so are Bel and Anders. Bel promises to show Anders a good time and not to hog the covers.
I can't make this stuff up, people. I just can't.
Spanish talks about the fall break... in Spanish.
Interstellar Relations! I still think that class is secretly about solar systems getting it on. But in all seriousness, this week's assignment is to watch the news. It's like she gives the gift of television and takes it away with boring newscasts. Maybe if Wendy the Werewolf Stalker fires a silver bullet at the anchor...
Mary Poppins teaches you to speak Dragon. Around here, this is actually really useful skill to have. Balloon Animals try to recruit Molly and Door for their vague political platform. That's like the scariest thing I've heard since I arrived.
Logan Cale wants you to know that the politicians are going to screw you no matter what. Hope you're registered to vote. The class is actually about raising Issues, but Issues aren't funny. Unless they're like, Personal Issues of Emo. That's always funny.
World History talks about the War to End All Wars. You know, except the Second World War, the Korean War, all the police actions after... and that's just in America. Gotta love that historical hindsight making our forebears look really silly. To those students who might yet live through the first World War, do us a favor and make them call it something realistic? Thanks.
The Cafeteria fails to be hopping, probably due to the administration finally warning somebody about the food. Shawn and Naomi eat quietly, separately... They should, like, hook up or something. Dude. The Lunchtime Lovers. That'd be pretty cool, actually.
The Library is open. The eyes are closed. Reading remains unpromoted amongst young people like myself who'd rather get into that sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll thing. You can't see it but I'm totally giving the metal sign right now.
Flight Club meets and tools around in a single-pilot Cessna.
Dog Dorm Morning -- The Taxidermy Edition
JD's got a new toy. Buffy and Pip help him carry it to the fifth floor common room. He unwraps it and... it's a stuffed labrador. Buffy is strangely drawn to its vaguely Scottish vibe and names it Laddie. Pippi thinks Laddie is a very friendly dog. Pippster, if that thing starts humping your leg, shoot to kill. Buffy and Nadia just don't get it. What's there not to get? It's a stuffed dog. You can put it cool places and scare people. Or you can just keep it around the dorm. All the love and cuddles of a real dog without that nasty movement problem.
Cowboy Pete's walking down the hall in a magical, musical world of his own when he runs into JD and his new poochy pal. JD sings Journey for Cowboy Pete. Unconfirmed reports say a noise not unlike a dying dog's howl were heard at that point.
...and now, the rest of the dormy
Blair is watching Strifenova Celestial. Door sends a letter. You can trust a strange but hot girl who sends a letter. Teddy's reigniting the beat movement by wearing all black. Willow is freakin' adorable. Special guest appearance by balloon animals and English Peter Guy. Sakurazaki invites the twins out. There's a Doublemint Gum joke there, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Phoebe's staying with Lana because if Bel's going to have his gay tryst, she's going to get her lesbian on just to show him, dammit. John's home and not in a good place. Dude.
Town. Yes, Town. You too can enjoy a beautiful banana sundae made of town!
Lana opens Aeropatigonia while emo. I think she's got some sort of weird chemical imbalance. She's either really happy or really sad. Maybe it's because Jim's a dick. Phoebe feels Lana's pain. Part of that's because she's an empath, and the other part is she sees her own road to emo, blazed by Bel's torrid affair with Anders.
When there's something off in your brothel, dude... who ya going to ring? Winchesters! And Angela for some reason. And Becky and Miho, but they live there. After a nasty brawl, though, the ghost does not. Maybe they hold hands after, but this is brothel. The hand might not be the most appropriate appendage.
Empire Records is open. And so is Sister Rosette's new and improved confession... now with 50% more sugar. Jane is battling malicious political agendas over at All and Sundries. Sparky opens late, no-one notices.
Jamie and Marie have a date. And watch how not bitter I am at being single. I think I'm really growing.
The Clinic is quiet in the morning, although Elliot is apparently doing horrible things to a stuffed dolphin. Maybe that's what the balloon animals are protesting/supporting? The Doctor chats with Janet in the evening.
Well, folks, that's all I've got. Have a good night, though, and don't let Tuesday get you down.
Do you wanna go to school today? No I Don't Wanna Do That
Announcements: beware the sixth floor and its damage. I guess it had an episode or something. It's seeking therapy. Also, lunch might be inedible today, which is actually a sign of improvement. Usually it's definitely inedible.
Balloon animals are giving squeaky political encouragement around campus. I wonder if Lyman can round them up as guest speakers for Wednesday's Political Campaigning class.
Pop Cultures rockin' out to the 80s. Cedric finds that he can dance if he wants to. And Evie just wants to have fu-un.
Prophecy discusses Chosen Ones. A plural on that only sounds stupid, folks. Everybody's way more excited about Vegas. I know I am. And hey, so are Bel and Anders. Bel promises to show Anders a good time and not to hog the covers.
I can't make this stuff up, people. I just can't.
Spanish talks about the fall break... in Spanish.
Interstellar Relations! I still think that class is secretly about solar systems getting it on. But in all seriousness, this week's assignment is to watch the news. It's like she gives the gift of television and takes it away with boring newscasts. Maybe if Wendy the Werewolf Stalker fires a silver bullet at the anchor...
Mary Poppins teaches you to speak Dragon. Around here, this is actually really useful skill to have. Balloon Animals try to recruit Molly and Door for their vague political platform. That's like the scariest thing I've heard since I arrived.
Logan Cale wants you to know that the politicians are going to screw you no matter what. Hope you're registered to vote. The class is actually about raising Issues, but Issues aren't funny. Unless they're like, Personal Issues of Emo. That's always funny.
World History talks about the War to End All Wars. You know, except the Second World War, the Korean War, all the police actions after... and that's just in America. Gotta love that historical hindsight making our forebears look really silly. To those students who might yet live through the first World War, do us a favor and make them call it something realistic? Thanks.
The Cafeteria fails to be hopping, probably due to the administration finally warning somebody about the food. Shawn and Naomi eat quietly, separately... They should, like, hook up or something. Dude. The Lunchtime Lovers. That'd be pretty cool, actually.
The Library is open. The eyes are closed. Reading remains unpromoted amongst young people like myself who'd rather get into that sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll thing. You can't see it but I'm totally giving the metal sign right now.
Flight Club meets and tools around in a single-pilot Cessna.
Dog Dorm Morning -- The Taxidermy Edition
JD's got a new toy. Buffy and Pip help him carry it to the fifth floor common room. He unwraps it and... it's a stuffed labrador. Buffy is strangely drawn to its vaguely Scottish vibe and names it Laddie. Pippi thinks Laddie is a very friendly dog. Pippster, if that thing starts humping your leg, shoot to kill. Buffy and Nadia just don't get it. What's there not to get? It's a stuffed dog. You can put it cool places and scare people. Or you can just keep it around the dorm. All the love and cuddles of a real dog without that nasty movement problem.
Cowboy Pete's walking down the hall in a magical, musical world of his own when he runs into JD and his new poochy pal. JD sings Journey for Cowboy Pete. Unconfirmed reports say a noise not unlike a dying dog's howl were heard at that point.
...and now, the rest of the dormy
Blair is watching Strifenova Celestial. Door sends a letter. You can trust a strange but hot girl who sends a letter. Teddy's reigniting the beat movement by wearing all black. Willow is freakin' adorable. Special guest appearance by balloon animals and English Peter Guy. Sakurazaki invites the twins out. There's a Doublemint Gum joke there, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Phoebe's staying with Lana because if Bel's going to have his gay tryst, she's going to get her lesbian on just to show him, dammit. John's home and not in a good place. Dude.
Town. Yes, Town. You too can enjoy a beautiful banana sundae made of town!
Lana opens Aeropatigonia while emo. I think she's got some sort of weird chemical imbalance. She's either really happy or really sad. Maybe it's because Jim's a dick. Phoebe feels Lana's pain. Part of that's because she's an empath, and the other part is she sees her own road to emo, blazed by Bel's torrid affair with Anders.
When there's something off in your brothel, dude... who ya going to ring? Winchesters! And Angela for some reason. And Becky and Miho, but they live there. After a nasty brawl, though, the ghost does not. Maybe they hold hands after, but this is brothel. The hand might not be the most appropriate appendage.
Empire Records is open. And so is Sister Rosette's new and improved confession... now with 50% more sugar. Jane is battling malicious political agendas over at All and Sundries. Sparky opens late, no-one notices.
Jamie and Marie have a date. And watch how not bitter I am at being single. I think I'm really growing.
The Clinic is quiet in the morning, although Elliot is apparently doing horrible things to a stuffed dolphin. Maybe that's what the balloon animals are protesting/supporting? The Doctor chats with Janet in the evening.
Well, folks, that's all I've got. Have a good night, though, and don't let Tuesday get you down.
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Then she snorted at the lack-of-bitter, and toasted Weiss with her cocoa.
[ooc:*applauds, yay!]
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It was quite possible that it was a very lucky thing for Weiss that Phoebe was too worried about Lana to leave her alone.
Well, that and Cole kept telling her that good witches didn't vanquish humans.