fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Friday, November 3rd

"Hey Fandom, I am back after being sick as hell last week and ready to rock out with the latest news and views from the island."

Class

See: ain't got no. That's right, folks. No classes. I think it's a brilliant idea personally and should be instituted as often as possible. I think Willow might disagree with me on that point, though. If you're really into the learning, Principal Washburn had office hours.

Dorms

Surprisingly also inactive. Everybody must be hungover.

Aeryn's in the gym -- big surprise -- and talks to Luke about missing John. Never let go, Aeryn. And here's a special song just for you. *plays New Found Glory cover of My Heart Will Go On*

That was touching. And helps to pad our surprisingly short broadcast.

Bel's a pal and shimmers Cam to see Veronica. Note the lack of a gay joke. There isn't one to make. That was a solid turn, and Bel gets the Eric Weiss "Dude, Awesome" award for the week.

Happy Birthday to Alex Krycek, who turns older today. I have no idea how much older, but I assume it's like a year since his last one. Yeah, that's the kind of high level wit we have tonight, folks.

Over in the 5th Floor Common Room, JD is making delicious cookies. Or he would be if he could only stop eating the dough. Dude, I've been there. Things are not going to be pretty tomorrow. Stay close to a toilet. JD is soon joined by a monkey. Which makes the whole thing way funnier. Monkey is so much funnier than not monkey. Mac is drawn in by JD's siren song of cookie-making, but heads for the coffee instead. Smart girl.

Lavender does homework. WTF, Lavender? Did you miss the memo that school was out or something? Matilda scares the crap out of the twins. Two boys with one stone. I crack myself up.

Bel gets a call from Anders. Who's in jail. He needs someone to take the bottom bunk for those long cold nights. I wonder if Anders' being in jail has anything to do with the voicemail I just got from Parker. She said they're having a great time in Baltimore, that Teal Dear might be auditioning for major label, and that they're staying overnight due to their amazing time. Um, I'm thinking we might need to raise some bail money here.

Town

Actually sort of busy tonight. Go town.

Lana's a-glow when she opens Aeromaticpizzareia.

Blair and Willow have an impromptu meeting of the Spaz Society at The Perk. You think that caffeine is a good idea at this point, guys?

Joxer visits Kaylee at Empire Records. There's smoochies. Awwww... Meanwhile, Billy wants vaguely happy music. That's always helpful to a retail clerk, dude.

Marie and Jamie have a nighttime stroll in the park. There's schmoop, but you probably knew that already.

Over at Caritas, GOB explains the appeal of hiring zombies to Dawn. Here's the appeal: zombies. They are completely awesome. In no way could they not be awesome. Zombies equal awesome on a stick. How does that suit you?

Jarod's working the front desk at Fandom's favorite brothel. Fandom's only brothel, but I figure any brothel around here would be a favorite of somebody's. Becky checks in and discovers that the DVD player is broken. Tragedy strikes where you least expect it, folks. Angela and Jaye swing by to say yo. Because hey, brothel. It's a swingin' place for casual greetings. Angela has a creepy experience while there.

The Clinic is open. Alanna gets no hurty owie love in the morning. Probably a good thing. Angela swings in for some tender care from Natalie during the night shift though. That came out a lot dirtier than I intended it to.

Well that's all the news I'm fit to ... spew. Don't forget to tip your prostitutes. Night, folks.