http://likeguidelines.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2005-11-08 11:57 pm
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Pirate Radio, November 8

This be [livejournal.com profile] likeguidelines, bringin' ye the good, the bad, and the "why'd ye go and do that, Sawyer?" of Fandom High.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Criminal Justice be havin' an open forum about Justice, Shop class be buildin' pumpkin flingers, Intro to Business be learnin' about Internet marketin', and Biology be learnin' about amino acid metabolism.

Thar be midterms in Languages, discussion o' Roman social institutions in Greco-Roman Archaeology, and the first class on drama in Western Literature.

Human Geography be learnin' about population demographics, Martial Arts students be requested t'learn about meditation techniques fer their class tomorrow, and Home Economics be takin' care of babies who look like eggs. Sorry, no. They be takin' care of eggs 'n pretendin' their babies. Huh.

Professor Jerusalem be askin' his Journalism class a question about ethics, Coach Ash's Art Appreciation class be makin' cunnin' likenesses of themselves in clay, Professor Beeblebrox's Fashion class be turnin' in their sleepwear projects, and one of Professor Cregg's Speech classes be playin' three truths 'n a lie, while t'other one be writin' an entire speech that be a lie.

Apparently in Arthurian legend, accordin' to Arthurian Traditions today, all bad things can be blamed on women. Interestin'. And ye be right, Professor. I would've reported on the Arthur/Launcelot/Guenivere triangle wit' great glee.

At the library, Lee 'n Professor Carter be talkin' about love 'n free will, Elizabeth 'n Janet chat, Professor Methos be talkin' t'his staff 'n givin' em cookies, and Rory be talkin' with the library wenches.

The Doctor, Professor Chaucer, Professor Eppes, and Dean Bristow be holdin' office hours.

In Study Hall, Angelus be not burstin' into flames sittin' in the sun. Aye, this be news. He be talkin' with Jonathan about his appearance in the Tentacle, then they be chattin' about Beka 'n the Vegas trip. Belthazor 'n Beka also be stoppin' in t'say hello. Cam be tryin' t'study fer Criminal Justice and Anders be tryin' t'hide his hickies (it be not workin'.). Then Anders be gettin' kissed by the Chef, and really the less said about that, the better fer all of us. And Bridge be workin' on the espresso machine if by workin' ye mean "breakin' it down into its thousands o' little, tiny parts. Krycek 'n Chloe be talkin' about Rory, and Beka be passin' notes with Belthazor, Wesley, Cally 'n Lily.

And the highlight o' study hall: Sawyer be comin' in and punchin' Jonathan in full view of everyone in the room. That be a terrible smart thing to do when everyone be includin' Duce 'n Angelus. Professor Dream be draggin' Sawyer, Jonathan--after Jonathan be goin' to the clinic--'n Duce t'see Dean Bristow. I be sure those be a fun couple o' conversations.

Before we be movin' onto the rest of our program, I be turnin' the microphone over to Rory Gilmore, who will be singin' fer us. *mutterings* Sorry, she'll be givin' us the Student Council update.

Hey guys, it’s Rory here with your StuCo update!

Slow week, this one.

We’re planting a memorial tree for Kitty, since the fire had to be put out.

Callisto is organizing a fashion show fundraiser, which will feature yours truly as a model.

Marty’s organizing Safe Walks!

And finally, there’s going to be an Honor Society.

That’s all from me, kids. Keep kosher and stay cool. Back to Barbossa.

Thank ye, Rory.

Roomin'
Vala be gettin' some bad news from home. She be not seemin' too broken up o'er it.

Draco 'n Lily be makin' up, and Anakin be wakin' up his roommate with some manner of bad dream.

Elizabeth Weir be watchin' Lilo & Stitch until Sam be convincin' her to head into town.

Marty, Lockheed and a bunch o' others be watchin' Komodo Dragon documentaries.

And Crichton 'n Aeryn be cute, if ye can use that word t'describe Aeryn without havin' yer head removed forcibly. Lee 'n Kara be snarkin', which, in their world, be foreplay (OOC: clickers, ye be warned!).

Revelin'
Flight Club be watchin' Top Gun, and Marty be hostin' the introductory meetin' fer his new escort service. No, not like that. Well, maybe like that, too. I'd have to check wit' Marty.

Shane be wakin' up to find Professor Maclay gone. She be off havin' a bit of a breakdown at the Perk this mornin', then be babblin' at Maia while Maia be on her mornin' run. Shane be makin' a deal wit' the devil to help her, too. Phoebe be quite pissed off about it, too.

Rodney be fixin' Holly fer the Cat--though he be not fixin' the Cat as far I as I be aware--and Shep be makin' a pest of himself. Crow be makin' evil Canadian plans fer the theater.

Kiki be gettin' a mite freaked out by Crowley while she be workin' at Aziraphale's, but be feelin' better after visits from Chihaya 'n Harry.

Inavova be talkin' with Allison about telepathy, Maia be seen goin' into the therapist's office, Yazoo be stoppin' into Wonka's, and Aziraphale be chattin' with Aayla 'n Edward Scissorhands in the park.

At Red's Red 'n Duce be talkin' about Archie washin' up onshore, Tex be checkin' on her tattoo 'n to see what weapons restrictions, if any, be applicable in town, and Michael be bringin' his son Hunter t'get introduced.

At the Emporium, the Brothers be meetin' Hunter, Deb be stoppin' in t'say hello, and Hunter be hittin' on Inara. Smart lad.

Lana, Sam 'n Elizabeth, and Michael, Ben 'n Hunter all be eatin' at Deb's.

Jake 'n Krycek be waitin' fer Parker at Spike's, where Aayla be seein' someone familiar in Chewbacca.

Jake 'n Krycek be havin' a not-terribly-safe fer work phone conversation, and Allie 'n Logan-who-never-be-a-bunny be havin' a conversation about her egg baby.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
WHEEEE!!!

[identity profile] the4thsister.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Paige puts on the radio early in the morning wondering what they'll have to say about her next she hears about Saywer, "he did what! That's it I'm going to kill him!"

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Such a shame necrotempered glass doesn't let him get a tan. Though the thought of putting him in a swimsuit to try it does have its appeal...
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2005-11-09 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh gods...please?!

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*whistles innocently while gathering pictures of David in leather for the fashion show*

All in good time.... besides tan lines are so gauche
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2005-11-09 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I love you, right?

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course he is a vamp. Sunscreen is undoubtedly crucial, and it's oh so hard to reach every spot on his muscular back...
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2005-11-09 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Phoebe will help

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
She's giving like that.
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2005-11-09 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Only to those she loves, respects or admires.

And to those that she thinks are gods