http://drywitmartini.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-10-23 01:58 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, October 22

Ladies, gentlemen, survivors of Parents Weekend, welcome to the pirate's own Fandom Radio. This is DJ Hawk bringing you the latest news, gossip and things I completely made up for this fine Parents Weekend Sunday.

School: The Official Reason We're All Here

It's Sunday, yet there's class news. Thursday Next sent out a notice postponing the Literature in Action field trip.

Mary Poppins had office hours with tea. V also had office hours and tea...and coffee and pastries. If this is a regular thing, I'm stopping by next week.


Dorm Life: The Real Reason We're All Here

In the fourth floor common room, Dean cooked breakfast, talked with Seely about knives and fathers, Kira stopped by looking for Conner, who she found. Z my notes say 'fangirled' at Kira, Beaten-Up Bel talked to Dean about beating up someone's sister, his foster father knowing he's alive - he wasn't meant to? Our bad. Seely talked to Bel about family and corrupting English's little brother, then Buffy showed up to brighten the room with her personality.

In the basement, Jaye and Alec cheered for a successful, sugar-filled weekend and Dean brought them real food. I wish I had a doppleganger who would bring me food.

In the fifth floor common room, Nadia and Pippi talk about the weekend.

And finally in the dorms this evening, there's a party in the second floor common room. There's plenty of food, drink and gremlin cake, Lavender and English catch up and discuss weirdness, Parker's jealous about English being a King, Isabel tells Lavender about being an alien and Lavender's sad her family didn't come. English and Isabel plot to prevent Parents Weekend next year - ha, good luck, I haven't had entertainment like this in months - Isabel and Mac wax lyrical about Fandom, English and Mac find that they have annoying younger brothers in common, Isabel recites poetry to Kaoru and Hikaru, Willow and Isabel do each others' hair and nails and talk about boyfriends, Willow's wrath reaches English when she finds out he made her miss his birthday, Lavender loves Willow...'s broadcast, Parker asks Willow about Marie, Isabel and Parker wear grass skirts and do the hula, Parker practices at Zero for Harvard applications and English and Blair talk about English's little brother.

Bridge and English talk about Bridge's talking dog boss finding out he doesn't have his badge anymore, Bridge and Parker act out a scene from Romeo and Juliet, Bridge and Z build a trench and wait out the rest of the weekend, Rory, Kaoru and Hikaru play Twister, Rory and Bridge are 'ADORABLE LIKE PUPPIES' my notes say, but not actual puppies. Rory helps Luke with his loneliness not dirty, Teddy and Luke wonder if the punch is spiked and I'm pretending I didn't read that, but I'm sure you all deserve it, Sakura and Luke swordfight, so do Sakura and the twins. Teddy and English discuss just how much trouble they'd be in if they destroyed school property, Bridge and Teddy swap stories about their COs and let me tell you, I have a few stories of my own to throw in there. Zero and Teddy talk about New York Peter's McCreepy visitor and then Zero and New York Peter do the cha cha.

I need a drink. I also may have made some of that up.


Behind Closed Doors: Proof That There Are Squirrels Under Your Bed

Parker stared at her phone, Sam came back to a worried Jack after a weekend away, and Missouri came to visit Sam and meet Dawn. I hope that's not the state of Missouri otherwise it's bound to be a little crowded in there.

English went to find his brother only to discover he was in Seely's bed with Door. I can't make this stuff up, kids.

Setsuna and Konoka talked, but it was in Japanese and the Japanese-to-Squirrel-to-English translator is on vacation this weekend, so we don't know what they were talking about. The squirrels guess 'nuts'.

Bel was brooding this morning, and so was Blair since his mom wants take him away from all of us, but through the mighty powers of Blair-Speak, we're hoping he can talk her down and stick around.

A-ha. Phoebe's sister met Phoebe's boyfriend, which I'm sure was an occasion that was joyous and prosperous. If you need a drink, you know where to find me.

John and Aeryn had a quiet night in and John Connor went to see Maia to talk about their Ethics project. Ed went to find food but ended up with a wrench between the eyes thanks to Al's visitor, and Al faced the music when Walter returned to their room tonight.


Downtown: Because Every Transdimensional Island Needs a Social Scene

The Clinic was bustling this morning for Doctor Goodchild. Bel, Willow and Jamie visited Marie. Gwynn, English and Bel visited Zuko. Marie and Zuko were still in the clinic for Stark this evening. Conner visited Marie and Marie visited Zuko.

Aziraphale and Doctor Wilson were gooey at each other, and Nadia and Walter were at Serenity Cove having a delightful picnic lunch.

Isabel had a heart-to-heart with her brother Max down at the beach, and Less Perky Buffy and Dawn were at the Perk and talked about boys and Thanksgiving. Alanna and Gary were there too, although Gary's under the impression that muffins aren't food. English stopped by and let Less Perky Buffy meet him and his accent.

Hermione and Mrs Weasley had ice cream at Chilly Boulder and Wilson, Aziraphale and Abby did their laundry at Mauvaise Chance.

Sunday Brunch was a big hit this week at Wonka's. River ignored Billy and ate with Mal and Kaylee, Billy told Duke about Fandom, Winry went all my notes say 'Double-U-Tee-Eff' at Doggie, Naomi and Billy talked about the weekend and then Naomi had brunch with her mom.

The Pevensies got together, John Connor introduced Billy to his Uncle then talked to Teddy about the weekend. Molly introduced Chase and Old Lace to River, Teddy, Jake, Luke, Cam, Zero, Ray and Charlie. Apparently Old Lace is a dinosaur, like this place wasn't weird enough already. Molly and Chase were less than pleased to see Steve at first, but got along in the end. That is, as our Dean of Students would say, keen.

Prue and Grams Halliwell joined Phoebe for brunch, Steve wanted to meet Teddy's friends and did so, Briar talked to Lark and Sandry about everyone's favorite topic - the weekend.

Aaaaand Zero 'laid the smackdown' on Norman Obsorn, whatever that means. There are smiley faces and exclamation marks on my notes, so I'm assuming that's a good thing. Kids, buy Zero a drink next time you see her.

Caritas was open and Prue Halliwell met Cally, Sparky Repairs was open and Teddy showed Steve where he works, Pip took Pippi and his grandfather to Ching Tai and at the Arms, Clark lounged and Papa Halliwell met Phoebe's boyfriend. Kid, really, if you need a drink...

Out and about tonight, Alec ran into Missouri - again, I hope not the state, Parker said goodby e to Sydney, Angela said goodbye to dear old Dad, Pippi said goodbye to her grandfather and Less Perky Buffy met Perky Buffy's mom.


That brings us to the end of Parents Weekend 2006. To those of you catching this broadcast on your way out of town or on a podcast, travel safely and, in the immortal words of a television show I've come to know and love, y'all come back now, y'here?
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-10-23 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Phoebe wondered if Vice Principal Pierce was offering a drink to Cole or to her.

God knows they could both use one after this weekend.