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Fandom Radio, Saturday October 14
Hi Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, coming to you on Saturday the 14, a day which doesn't have nearly the kind of PR that Friday the 13th does, but frankly not all days need to be showoffs and I think we should commend today for being so well versed in the fine art of modesty.
But let's not linger on the personalities of our days, because that way lies wondering if Mondays have a horrible persecution complex and if I start thinking about that I'm going to be up all night. Instead: news!
School: A Place I Imagine Has A Personality That's Quite Gilesian In Nature.
The office is open and lets us know that Bel, Rory, Billy, Jamie, Jaye, Naomi, and Zuko have detention today, where Lord Vader led them all in an activity that we like to call "With the right tools, all parts of a puppet can be made to come off."
Unrelated to ways that Seely Booth may or may not have been tortured, Mr. Cranston writes an email to his students. The squirrels have a note here which says "But not one of those Foley kinds." Which is a shame because I love those fake sound effects. Though not the one where you break celery to sound like bones snapping. That's just a waste of food. Though I suppose you could make a salad after.
Speaking of violence, Gun Club practices - wait for it - g... no, wait! Today was Laser tag! Yay for you guys with the branching out!! I commend you on your brave steps in breaking out of your weaponry rut. Okay, so apparently there was a blue team and a gold team and then talk and play. Afterwhich everyone converted their weapons into handy pointers for use in slideshow demonstrations. Non-deadly and educational! It... actually surprises me how few of our extracurricular activities fit that description. Huh.
Dorms: Fun-loving, Yet Relaxed in Nature
When not in detention Mr. Pinchy McNotGettingHisFingersBackNextTime was down in the lobby where he begged people to kick him as hard as they could. I stopped by and discover that I'm A Little Teapot has levels of meaning to it that I never would've suspected. Dawn kicks Seely in the forehead, which is a good choice given that, unlike other locations, there's a lot to aim for. Bel avoids kicking but does find out about puppet teeth and, you know, considering what I learned about teapots I just don't wanna know how Bel got this lesson.
Shawn also fails to kick Seely, which just goes to show that some of the guys at this school are total wimps, no offense Shawn. Pippi kicks real hard and offers helpful hints, possibly on how Seely could get more people to kick him.
Nadia wants to know what the flaming heck Seely is doing, and Parker takes pictures which I hope shall later go towards blackmail. Billy - hi, Billy! - stares. Alanna laughs. Cally's kick and attempt to strangle are surprisingly ineffective, though perhaps puppets don't need to breathe. Anybody think to dunk Seely's head in a toilet to find out?
Jamie's not to into the kicking thing - did you try punches? Buffy's kick gives a nice shot of her.... oh yeah, so not reading the rest of that particular note. Ahem. Seely begs Chad to kick him, Molly's kick doesn't work - I'm really surprised at how all these super-strong girls are unable to knock out a wee little puppet.
Door tries kicking him on, my note says, "something Seely doesn't have." So I'm guessing it was a direct shot to his brain. Lana's all curious about the goings-on. Angela gets a kick in of her own, as does Emperor Teddy.
Wait - we've got an Emperor now? Okay, I totally stand by my belief that pretty soon we are going to be overrun with shiny hats. We'll be wading through the hallways, hip-deep in crowniness, mark my words.
Finally Kawalsky and the bestest boyfriend ever stop by to mock. As though I lacked reasons to like Peter as much as I do. Hi, sweetie!
Up on the fourth floor, Jude makes pancakes on sticks, which is an awesome idea. All the fun of syrup-covered carbs, yet portable! Sign me up! Mac doesn't eat pancakes and Jude doesn't drink coffee. Perhaps then they burst into "Ebony and Ivory." Or they have a throwdown on Coke vs Pepsi and never speak to each other again.
Matilda has a pancakebab, and man am I getting hungry over here. She also doesn't drink coffee and introduces herself to Mac. Also in the coffee-shunners is Setsuna and at this point I've got to wonder what the H-E-double-hockeysticks is wrong with you people because it's COFFEE. Setsuna then, in spite, or perhaps because of, her lack of caffiene figures out how to make pancakebobs violent. I'm guessing by telling them you like waffles instead.
Zinging our way around the dorms we discover that Walter has a migraine. Poor Walter! Um - sorry, I mean Poor Walter. I hope you feel better. Agnes has, quote, "weird pox." Unlike that normal, run of the mill pox that tends to be so boring when you get it. Dawn emails people from home. Hers, I assume. I mean she could try emailing other people's homes but that could just get confusing. Molly changes rooms. My notes don't specify into what.
Demyx is stuck as a girl. Did you try kicking Seely to see if that changed you back? I feel there's no harm in checking. Lana and Jim are cute with Chinese food. I find egg rolls to be particularly adorable myself. They're all wrapped up and snuggly! It's like your food is being hugged!
Sakura and Ed discuss, quote, "nekkidness briefly." You've got to watch that, guys. You may be naked for a brief amount of time but there's still a likelihood that you could catch a chill. Wear socks and a hat at least.
Ed and Al race cars and Ed tells Shawn about his mystery box. The squirrels add "Not dirty." The squirrels are also a little pouty that they don't get to know what the mystery is, and feel that now they lack closure.
Parker gets a phone call, as does Rory. My notes then say, quote, "Bridge comes by and there is action but we can't specify what kind." Maybe lots of running? Oo - or jumping jacks! Those are fun.
*rustling papers* Let's see... no word on any evening activities around the dorms, so I'm going to say we were all invaded by receipts that followed us around and reminded us that we really needed to organize them because tax season's going to be here before you know it and won't we feel silly if we don't have our deductions ready to declare?
Oh! And then there was an evil paper shredder and it tried to eat the poor little receipts and the receipts were all "No, no! Don't eat me! I've got a wife and/or husband at home and we're raising a family of those little circles you get when you use a hole puncher!" And the paper shredder was all "Ha ha! I don't care, because I am an evil paper shredder! And it should be noted that the evil is a necessary qualifier there because it would be wrong to judge all paper shredders on my behavior!" And the receipts were all "Oh we totally get that. Likewise it'd be wrong to assume that just because we mentioned the spouse and family that we're trying to imply that anyone who is single is not worth saving because obviously one can have more worthwhile accomplishments in life than marriage and raising kids." And the evil paper shredder was all "Of course, I'm evil, not closed-minded." And the receipts were all "Isn't it ironic that there is more in our beliefs that unites us than divides us?" And the evil paper shredder was all "It really, really is." And then they went out for coffee, only the receipts didn't drink much of it because that would make them all soggy, and the paper shredder was in the same boat because of the electricity issue, and they had a good long talk about the stress of living life as an office supply.
Town: Also Fun-Loving, A Little Mysterious, And Generous With the Baked Goods
The Doctor, Jane, and Daisy have breakfast in the TARDIS. I always feel like I should be shouting when I say that. Ray and Molly have an adorable bowling date. Perhaps their bowling balls were returned by helpful hamsters wearing teeny tiny bowling shoes. Cally stops by Empire Records to tell Maureen about Mac. Perhaps she uses the word "marvelous" for the beauty of alliteration which can then be translated to good scores on your AP English exams not that I've taken those.
The theater is open and staffed by Cam and Peter Griffin. All and Sundries is open, as is J,GoB, the latter of which is visited by Weiss and Dawn.
Over at We Hate Dancers R Us Teal Dear is, quote, ready to rock. Well not exactly because they have to set up first but once the prep is done there is rocking and rolling and requesting. See? Alliteration is fun!
Shawn and Dean Tick are there to watch. Jack helps Parker with the mics. Zero is non-happy about where Peter Parker is - did he cheat on you? He may be genetically predisposed to that. Not that that's an excuse of course.
The clinic is quiet for Alanna during the day and Bel goes during Dr. Wilson's shift. Bel, seriously, use the bathroom before you leave the dorms. It'll save on having to make these side trips.
Sister Fleurchon conducts a treasure hunt in the graveyard. I'd be worried but considering her profession I'm guessing she doesn't lack for crosses or holy water. John Connor closes Sparky Repairs so he can join in. Don't mess with John "Treasure Hunting May Or May Not Be My Middle Name" Connor because he is apparently seriously prepared for the hunting of all things treasure-like.
Rounding out the team is Pippi, Clark, the twins, and Bar "Treasure Hunting Is My Middle Name, Or Possibly It's Raph" Bossa.
Our intrepid gang of treasure hunters goes to the main crypt which is actually not a bad place to start. You'd think somebody would come up with the idea of using a more nondescript location to hide things yet for some reason bad guys never seem to do that.
They discover a fork in the road and split up, thus increasing their chances of locating the knife and the spoon. They meet up again and treasure is discovered, yay! Though the note adds "There is no rum, boo." There's also a post-it which says "We would ask about the reason and/or motivation behind the lack of a rum-like beverage during this pirate-inclusive adventure, but we're told we cannot due to copyright infringements." Phooey.
And that's all the news I have to - no! Wait! A breathless squirrel just ran in with an update and oo, do I get to say "This just in"? I always wanted to say that. Really? Yay!
Ahem. This just in, Seely has kissed Peter Pevensie and turned into a newt.
...
HEEEEE!!!!! BEST NEWS EVER!!! Thank you, breathless squirrel!
And with that, this is Willow Rosenberg saying good night, enjoy your weekend, and I hope a certain somebody knows how much I love him. Especially after today! Night!
But let's not linger on the personalities of our days, because that way lies wondering if Mondays have a horrible persecution complex and if I start thinking about that I'm going to be up all night. Instead: news!
School: A Place I Imagine Has A Personality That's Quite Gilesian In Nature.
The office is open and lets us know that Bel, Rory, Billy, Jamie, Jaye, Naomi, and Zuko have detention today, where Lord Vader led them all in an activity that we like to call "With the right tools, all parts of a puppet can be made to come off."
Unrelated to ways that Seely Booth may or may not have been tortured, Mr. Cranston writes an email to his students. The squirrels have a note here which says "But not one of those Foley kinds." Which is a shame because I love those fake sound effects. Though not the one where you break celery to sound like bones snapping. That's just a waste of food. Though I suppose you could make a salad after.
Speaking of violence, Gun Club practices - wait for it - g... no, wait! Today was Laser tag! Yay for you guys with the branching out!! I commend you on your brave steps in breaking out of your weaponry rut. Okay, so apparently there was a blue team and a gold team and then talk and play. Afterwhich everyone converted their weapons into handy pointers for use in slideshow demonstrations. Non-deadly and educational! It... actually surprises me how few of our extracurricular activities fit that description. Huh.
Dorms: Fun-loving, Yet Relaxed in Nature
When not in detention Mr. Pinchy McNotGettingHisFingersBackNextTime was down in the lobby where he begged people to kick him as hard as they could. I stopped by and discover that I'm A Little Teapot has levels of meaning to it that I never would've suspected. Dawn kicks Seely in the forehead, which is a good choice given that, unlike other locations, there's a lot to aim for. Bel avoids kicking but does find out about puppet teeth and, you know, considering what I learned about teapots I just don't wanna know how Bel got this lesson.
Shawn also fails to kick Seely, which just goes to show that some of the guys at this school are total wimps, no offense Shawn. Pippi kicks real hard and offers helpful hints, possibly on how Seely could get more people to kick him.
Nadia wants to know what the flaming heck Seely is doing, and Parker takes pictures which I hope shall later go towards blackmail. Billy - hi, Billy! - stares. Alanna laughs. Cally's kick and attempt to strangle are surprisingly ineffective, though perhaps puppets don't need to breathe. Anybody think to dunk Seely's head in a toilet to find out?
Jamie's not to into the kicking thing - did you try punches? Buffy's kick gives a nice shot of her.... oh yeah, so not reading the rest of that particular note. Ahem. Seely begs Chad to kick him, Molly's kick doesn't work - I'm really surprised at how all these super-strong girls are unable to knock out a wee little puppet.
Door tries kicking him on, my note says, "something Seely doesn't have." So I'm guessing it was a direct shot to his brain. Lana's all curious about the goings-on. Angela gets a kick in of her own, as does Emperor Teddy.
Wait - we've got an Emperor now? Okay, I totally stand by my belief that pretty soon we are going to be overrun with shiny hats. We'll be wading through the hallways, hip-deep in crowniness, mark my words.
Finally Kawalsky and the bestest boyfriend ever stop by to mock. As though I lacked reasons to like Peter as much as I do. Hi, sweetie!
Up on the fourth floor, Jude makes pancakes on sticks, which is an awesome idea. All the fun of syrup-covered carbs, yet portable! Sign me up! Mac doesn't eat pancakes and Jude doesn't drink coffee. Perhaps then they burst into "Ebony and Ivory." Or they have a throwdown on Coke vs Pepsi and never speak to each other again.
Matilda has a pancakebab, and man am I getting hungry over here. She also doesn't drink coffee and introduces herself to Mac. Also in the coffee-shunners is Setsuna and at this point I've got to wonder what the H-E-double-hockeysticks is wrong with you people because it's COFFEE. Setsuna then, in spite, or perhaps because of, her lack of caffiene figures out how to make pancakebobs violent. I'm guessing by telling them you like waffles instead.
Zinging our way around the dorms we discover that Walter has a migraine. Poor Walter! Um - sorry, I mean Poor Walter. I hope you feel better. Agnes has, quote, "weird pox." Unlike that normal, run of the mill pox that tends to be so boring when you get it. Dawn emails people from home. Hers, I assume. I mean she could try emailing other people's homes but that could just get confusing. Molly changes rooms. My notes don't specify into what.
Demyx is stuck as a girl. Did you try kicking Seely to see if that changed you back? I feel there's no harm in checking. Lana and Jim are cute with Chinese food. I find egg rolls to be particularly adorable myself. They're all wrapped up and snuggly! It's like your food is being hugged!
Sakura and Ed discuss, quote, "nekkidness briefly." You've got to watch that, guys. You may be naked for a brief amount of time but there's still a likelihood that you could catch a chill. Wear socks and a hat at least.
Ed and Al race cars and Ed tells Shawn about his mystery box. The squirrels add "Not dirty." The squirrels are also a little pouty that they don't get to know what the mystery is, and feel that now they lack closure.
Parker gets a phone call, as does Rory. My notes then say, quote, "Bridge comes by and there is action but we can't specify what kind." Maybe lots of running? Oo - or jumping jacks! Those are fun.
*rustling papers* Let's see... no word on any evening activities around the dorms, so I'm going to say we were all invaded by receipts that followed us around and reminded us that we really needed to organize them because tax season's going to be here before you know it and won't we feel silly if we don't have our deductions ready to declare?
Oh! And then there was an evil paper shredder and it tried to eat the poor little receipts and the receipts were all "No, no! Don't eat me! I've got a wife and/or husband at home and we're raising a family of those little circles you get when you use a hole puncher!" And the paper shredder was all "Ha ha! I don't care, because I am an evil paper shredder! And it should be noted that the evil is a necessary qualifier there because it would be wrong to judge all paper shredders on my behavior!" And the receipts were all "Oh we totally get that. Likewise it'd be wrong to assume that just because we mentioned the spouse and family that we're trying to imply that anyone who is single is not worth saving because obviously one can have more worthwhile accomplishments in life than marriage and raising kids." And the evil paper shredder was all "Of course, I'm evil, not closed-minded." And the receipts were all "Isn't it ironic that there is more in our beliefs that unites us than divides us?" And the evil paper shredder was all "It really, really is." And then they went out for coffee, only the receipts didn't drink much of it because that would make them all soggy, and the paper shredder was in the same boat because of the electricity issue, and they had a good long talk about the stress of living life as an office supply.
Town: Also Fun-Loving, A Little Mysterious, And Generous With the Baked Goods
The Doctor, Jane, and Daisy have breakfast in the TARDIS. I always feel like I should be shouting when I say that. Ray and Molly have an adorable bowling date. Perhaps their bowling balls were returned by helpful hamsters wearing teeny tiny bowling shoes. Cally stops by Empire Records to tell Maureen about Mac. Perhaps she uses the word "marvelous" for the beauty of alliteration which can then be translated to good scores on your AP English exams not that I've taken those.
The theater is open and staffed by Cam and Peter Griffin. All and Sundries is open, as is J,GoB, the latter of which is visited by Weiss and Dawn.
Over at We Hate Dancers R Us Teal Dear is, quote, ready to rock. Well not exactly because they have to set up first but once the prep is done there is rocking and rolling and requesting. See? Alliteration is fun!
Shawn and Dean Tick are there to watch. Jack helps Parker with the mics. Zero is non-happy about where Peter Parker is - did he cheat on you? He may be genetically predisposed to that. Not that that's an excuse of course.
The clinic is quiet for Alanna during the day and Bel goes during Dr. Wilson's shift. Bel, seriously, use the bathroom before you leave the dorms. It'll save on having to make these side trips.
Sister Fleurchon conducts a treasure hunt in the graveyard. I'd be worried but considering her profession I'm guessing she doesn't lack for crosses or holy water. John Connor closes Sparky Repairs so he can join in. Don't mess with John "Treasure Hunting May Or May Not Be My Middle Name" Connor because he is apparently seriously prepared for the hunting of all things treasure-like.
Rounding out the team is Pippi, Clark, the twins, and Bar "Treasure Hunting Is My Middle Name, Or Possibly It's Raph" Bossa.
Our intrepid gang of treasure hunters goes to the main crypt which is actually not a bad place to start. You'd think somebody would come up with the idea of using a more nondescript location to hide things yet for some reason bad guys never seem to do that.
They discover a fork in the road and split up, thus increasing their chances of locating the knife and the spoon. They meet up again and treasure is discovered, yay! Though the note adds "There is no rum, boo." There's also a post-it which says "We would ask about the reason and/or motivation behind the lack of a rum-like beverage during this pirate-inclusive adventure, but we're told we cannot due to copyright infringements." Phooey.
And that's all the news I have to - no! Wait! A breathless squirrel just ran in with an update and oo, do I get to say "This just in"? I always wanted to say that. Really? Yay!
Ahem. This just in, Seely has kissed Peter Pevensie and turned into a newt.
...
HEEEEE!!!!! BEST NEWS EVER!!! Thank you, breathless squirrel!
And with that, this is Willow Rosenberg saying good night, enjoy your weekend, and I hope a certain somebody knows how much I love him. Especially after today! Night!
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Good to see his recent puppetness hadn't damaged Seely's refusal to accept reality.
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